I was 12 when I found out. My stepsister hurled it at me during a fight: “At least I’m not adopted,” she retorted after I called her a four-eyed idiot. My real mother died when I was six, and the fact that I now had a stepmother didn’t mean I was adopted.
Netflix confirmed today that “A Very Murray Christmas” will be streaming this December.
SPOILER ALERT: No matter what happens, WE ALL LOSE.