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This Week In Sex: Adele Says Sex Tape Claim Is “100 Percent False”

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  • Adele says the sex tape a French gossip rag Public claims to be in possession of is “100 percent false” and “untrue and grossly inflammatory.” She’s now taking legal action, which should make these Adele sex tape fakers shake in their boots, because that girl got paid. [Crushable]
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Morning Quickies: An Adele Sex Tape?!

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  • Does Adele have a sex tape?! A French gossip magazine called Public claims a paparazzo named Jean Claude Elfassi has a sex tape Adele filmed with an ex-boyfriend who’s trying to get back at her. We know Adele “always wants to have sex,” but that doesn’t mean she wants to film it! Somehow an Adele sex tape sounds like complete BS.  [ONTD
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Adele’s Infamous Ex-Boyfriend Finally Speaks!

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They could have had it all! But instead of rolling in the deep, Adele’s ex-boyfriend (this goofball) is releasing an album of his own called Dan 21 featuring sure-to-be-chart-topping hits like “Someone Like Me” and “You’re Welcome.” Sigh. It has just occurred to me that I could have monetized my breakup with Ex-Mr. Jessica much, much better. [Mirth Mag]

Who Is Slinky Sunbeam?

The odds are that you don’t recognize this young man at all. Don’t feel bad about it, because there’s no reason that you should really know what he looks like. But trust me, you probably hate him. You’ve probably, at some point, called him a dick, an a**hole, or whatever your favorite insult might be (do share!). Personally, I’ve contemplated watching The Craft over and over just so I can figure out how to put a really good spell on him, because seriously, what a jackass. To do what he did to one of the most lovely ladies …

Do you have any guesses? 

He’s that guy! That’s the guy that Adele wrote that phenomenal album, 21, about! He’s the inspiration for such touching masterpieces as “Rolling in the Deep,” “Someone Like You,” and “Don’t You Remember.” What a jerk, right? His name is Slinky Sunbeam. For real. Read more…

Hot Links: Men Dish On Dating & Adele Is Going Silent For Five Years?!

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Adele “Always Wants To Have Sex”

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“I love a bit of drama. That’s a bad thing. I can flip really quickly. I am not bipolar, but I go from ‘Oh, my God, I love you’ to ‘Get the fuck out of my house!’ really quickly. And I never sit there and talk about it. I give them the silent treatment. They’re like, ‘Tell me what I’ve done so I can say sorry!’ What else? It used to be that I loved a drink a bit too much. But I don’t drink no more. The good things: I am attentive. I will do anything for my man. I am a good cook. I’m funny. Always want to have sex.”

Further proof Adele is a girl after our own heart. (As if we needed it.) She also pronounces with the word “f**k” as “fack,” insists she is “wifey material,” and says she will never write another breakup album again because “I’m done with being a bitter witch.” LOVE. HER.  [Vogue]

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