So America’s hottest pretty boy douche, Adam Levine, has been anointed the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine. Though I would totally hit it — however, I would prefer that Blake Shelton also be in the room — I really think People could have done better. As a friend put it on Twitter, “I’ve seen compost piles that are sexier than Adam Levine.” Everyone should know by now that the title of this honor should really be People‘s “Sexiest Man Alive (Who Would Agree To Do A Cover Shoot For The Magazine And Isn’t Embarrassed By All This Award Represents)” — why do you think Ryan Gosling’s never won? Because he would never accept. But think of how many others must have passed for People to finally have arrived at Adam. I’m guessing Idris Elba, Justin Timberlake, the Hemsworth brothers, Chris Pine all said no. Richard Simmons, Bruce Jenner, Scott Disick, Harry Styles … they must have said no too. So now we have Adam. The Sexiest Man Alive. Congrats dude! [People] Keep reading »
You know, I wasn’t sure how I felt about Adam Levine’s fiance, Behati Prinsloo. She did seem to come on the scene all of a sudden. But she’s totally won me — and likely thousands of other women — over, by tweeting this hilarious pic of her man in nothing more than underwear and sunglasses. “’70s porn called,” Prinsloo wrote on the photo. “It wants its vibe back. Immediately.”
And she’s witty, too! Keep reading »
I will just come out and say it, because this is a safe space — Adam Levine is my secret guilty pleasure and celebrity crush. The hair, the inscrutable tattoos, that reedy, breathy falsetto — he’s the dude that induces eye-rolling at the beginning of the night, but at last call, you’re taking him home. He is my LA-singer-songwriter-babe-I’m-in-a-band kryptonite, and that is why he is here to stay. Surely a man with all these character traits has a lot to say about love. Thankfully, he has left us with his one true gift to the world — the music of Maroon 5. Let’s take a deep dive into the lyrics of Maroon 5 and eke out the very valuable lessons in live and love that Adam has left for us, sprinkled like so many jewels over the years. Come! Keep reading »
This week, the world lost a prolific and brave modelizer, when Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine proposed to (what else?) model Behati Prinsloo. There are practically zero photos of them together, and I’m pretty sure this is just some crazy rebound marriage from his relationship with (yup) model Anne V. (who yes, walks the runway with Behati during the Victoria’s Secret annual fashion show), but that’s just a theory.
Modelizers come in a variety of configurations. There’s actor modelizers (Leo DiCaprio, Bradley Cooper, Zach Braff, and currently, Jake Gyllenhaal); musician modelizers like John Legend and Mick Jagger; and even the errant female modelizer (Kelly Osbourne). We thought Levine might be the most prolific of the bunch, but a quick assessment of his fellow model lovers proved otherwise. Leo DiCaprio is the unchallenged King Of Dating Pretty Ladies. He’s dated everyone, including just about every model in George Michael’s “Too Funky” video. His latest is a 20-year-old model named Toni Garrn. He’s 38. Keep reading »
My dream man is Paul Bunyon, so naturally my girl boner sprung to rapt attention upon seeing this photo (on left) of Maroon 5′s Adam Levine with a full, lush beard. When he’s not smiling, he’s almost unrecognizable, but oh my god, he looks so rough and burly. (Is it obvious that I haven’t had sex in a while? Sorry.) Julie says that Adam looks like he just came back from cruising Chelsea, but whatever. What do you think of Adam’s hairy new look? [Photos: Splash News and Fame/Flynet]
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