Posts tagged "accidents"

Worst Nightmare: Woman Grabs Super Glue Instead Of Eye Drops And, Well, You Know What Happened

Let the following story be a lesson to all you eyesight impaired folks out there: keep your eye drops and contact lens cleaner as far away as possible from your craft supplies.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 9, 2015

Dude, Where’s My Dick? One Man’s Routine Circumcision Goes Very Wrong

You know how sometimes you go to the hairdresser asking for just a trim, but you worry that they’ll get chop-happy and cut off more than you asked for? Well, imagine that happening to your penis.

A man named Johnny Lee Banks Jr. recently went to the hospital for a routine circumcision (i…

Katie Oldenburg / July 25, 2014

The Craziest Penis Accidents Ever

Colorado man, Kenneth Dejoie, got more than a roast beef sandwich when he visited his local Arby’s two years ago. Dejoie claims that he was “utilizing the urinal in the men’s restroom when it caused a jet of steam to shoot forth from the urinal and burn his genitals.” When he reported the incident to…

Ami Angelowicz / June 13, 2012

Woman To Be Charged With Killing Own Fetus After Starting A Drunken High Speed Chase

Here’s another one for “Sick, Sad World.” A 21-year-old woman in Georgia, Jessica Bruce, was clocked doing 85 mph in a 65 mph zone on Wednesday night. A police vehicle turned on its lights, but Jessica refused to pull over, starting a high speed chase. The chase ended with her hitting a car, spinning into…

Robert Pattinson Runs Away From Fans And Gets Hit By A Cab

Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi yesterday in New York City, while he was running from crazed fans who had gathered to catch a glimpse of him filming “Remember Me.” Although the cab clipped him, he was not hurt and sauntered away—much like the invincible, sexy vampire that he is.

This all…

Nikki Dowling / June 19, 2009

DJ A.M. And Travis Barker Seriously Injured In Plane Crash, Four Others Dead

This is some sad news. DJ A.M. (real name: Adam Goldstein), best known as Nicole Richie’s ex-fiance, and Travis Barker, of the band Blink-182 were involved in a very serious plane crash early this morning in South Carolina. Both are being treated for serious burns, but are alive. Unfortunately, four others in the private jet…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 20, 2008

Two Tanning Teens Hit By Train

Two teenage girls were seriously injured when they were hit by a freight train in Lebanon, Maine. The two apparently were sunbathing on the train trestle when they were hit. One of the girls suffered an amputated ankle while the other’s leg was amputated just below the knee. Police aren’t sure why the girls didn’t…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 28, 2008

A Bittersweet Highway Accident

This year the toll of those hurt by Valentine’s Day is already ticking. With a week to go, hordes of lovelorn men and women have desperately “lost control”, and so did a professional driver in Chicago yesterday. A tanker truck, full of chocolate, toppled over and slid across the highway injuring three people. Just like…

Simcha / February 7, 2008

Lipstick Does Its Part to Keep The Roads Safe

If your boyfriend’s a bad driver—hell, even if your cabbie seems to think he’s auditioning for future installment of The Fast and the Furious — just start talking about your glorious Cover Girl Continuous Color Lipstick in Mauvelicious. Or the new chairs Design Within Reach Chairs you’re lusting over. A study by German and Swedish…

Catherine Strawn / December 12, 2007