accidents

A Truck Full Of Popeyes Biscuits Crashed, And This Isn’t The Only Recent Food-Related Accident

The world is full of accidents, and only a small handful of them are delicious.

Bronwyn Isaac |

Worst Nightmare: Woman Grabs Super Glue Instead Of Eye Drops And, Well, You Know What Happened

Let the following story be a lesson to all you eyesight impaired folks out there: keep your eye drops and contact lens cleaner as far away as possible from your craft supplies.

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Dude, Where’s My Dick? One Man’s Routine Circumcision Goes Very Wrong

You know how sometimes you go to the hairdresser asking for just a trim, but you worry that they’ll get chop-happy and cut off more than you asked for? Well,…

Katie Oldenburg |

The Craziest Penis Accidents Ever

Colorado man, Kenneth Dejoie, got more than a roast beef sandwich when he visited his local Arby’s two years ago. Dejoie claims that he was “utilizing the urinal in the…

Ami Angelowicz |

Woman To Be Charged With Killing Own Fetus After Starting A Drunken High Speed Chase

Here’s another one for “Sick, Sad World.” A 21-year-old woman in Georgia, Jessica Bruce, was clocked doing 85 mph in a 65 mph zone on Wednesday night. A police vehicle…

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com |

Robert Pattinson Runs Away From Fans And Gets Hit By A Cab

Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi yesterday in New York City, while he was running from crazed fans who had gathered to catch a glimpse of him filming “Remember…

Nikki Dowling |

DJ A.M. And Travis Barker Seriously Injured In Plane Crash, Four Others Dead

This is some sad news. DJ A.M. (real name: Adam Goldstein), best known as Nicole Richie’s ex-fiance, and Travis Barker, of the band Blink-182 were involved in a very serious…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Two Tanning Teens Hit By Train

Two teenage girls were seriously injured when they were hit by a freight train in Lebanon, Maine. The two apparently were sunbathing on the train trestle when they were hit.

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

A Bittersweet Highway Accident

This year the toll of those hurt by Valentine’s Day is already ticking. With a week to go, hordes of lovelorn men and women have desperately “lost control”, and so…

Simcha |

Lipstick Does Its Part to Keep The Roads Safe

If your boyfriend’s a bad driver—hell, even if your cabbie seems to think he’s auditioning for future installment of The Fast and the Furious — just start talking about your…

Catherine Strawn |