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Congratulations, non-supermodels! You are now eligible for minimum wage work at the mall! READ MORE »


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As Abercrombie & Fitch continues its slow descent into obscurity, the company is attempting to regain some profit by removing the logos from their clothes that once made the chain famous. After all, logos just aren’t trendy anymore, and Abercrombie is only a store for “cool” kids. Teenagers are apparently opting to spend their money… READ MORE »


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Mike Jeffries, CEO and chairman of Abercrombie & Fitch, lost his chairman title this week. The guy is a super-douche who made it known that he only wants cool kids to shop at his store. It seems that shareholders are fed up with that attitude, because it’s no longer selling. The new chairman will be Arthur Martinez,… READ MORE »


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Abercrombie will finally be expanding its range of sizes to sell clothing larger than a size 10. In what might just be karma for being colossal jerks, the company’s stock prices have been dropping and customers aren’t flooding into the store like they used to. CEO Mike Jeffries still insists that his brand is marketedREAD MORE »


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In case people aren’t yet convinced that Abercrombie & Fitch is the Douchiest Company Ever, they’ve set out to prove it once again. In 2010, they fired Hani Khan, a Muslim employee who insisted on wearing a hijab at work. The store claimed that the head scarf would hinder sales because it strayed from their… READ MORE »