Dearest Abel Arnett and Shiloh Jolie Pitt,
It breaks my heart, but after three and seven years, respectively, of considering you my favorite children born to famous parents, I have decided that I will no longer be posting paparazzi photos of you or any other child who is famous by extension child on The Frisky. After much thought, it has become clear to me that it is no longer okay for me to declare how much your adorable faces make my ovaries ache on a public platform, illustrated with photos taken by often aggressive paparazzi photographers. While your famous parents have signed up for this aspect of fame — or at least knew it was part of the fame they pursued in their career — you did not and you have the right to experience as much privacy as possible during these formative years. If I can do my part to aid in that, by biting down on a rag and shaking my fists at the heavens rather than posting a photo of you, Abel, in a pumpkin patch, or you, Shiloh, yielding a sword in the direction of one of your many brothers and sisters, then so be it.
But at least allow me to say goodbye. Keep reading »
Look at these two! A couple of comedians, just like their famous parents, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett. And is there anything more adorable than a couple of little brothers screwing around? No. No there isn’t. Except for one thing. The picture of Abel wearing a trucker hat after the jump. [Photos: Splash News] Keep reading »
I just downloaded 11 photos of my baby boo Abel Arnett at a pumpkin patch and turned them into an adorable GIF, so today is off to an awesome start! [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
I know the week is off to a good start when new Abel Arnett photos surface on the web. I wonder if Amy Poehler and Will Arnett would find it flattering or creepy that I am so incredibly obsessed with their youngest child? He’s like a little old Irish man stuck inside a three-year-old’s body. I bet he has wildly entertaining stories and gets cranky when he hasn’t had his juice and does amazing monster voices and is incredibly proud of his farts. Anyway, click through for more photos of Abel (and his mom, Amy Poehler, and his older brother Archie, who is very, very cute too, just not ginger-haired)… [Photos: Splash News]
The outright coolest mom/lady/feminist/human in Hollywood — nay, on Earth — is Amy Poehler. HANDS. DOWN. The woman is as flawless as they come. There are no improvements to be made upon the Amy model. We were devastated and disoriented when she and ex-husband Will Arnett parted ways, but once we got back on our feet, it was Team Amy all the way. (What? There are no teams? Ugh, sorry, I’m always trying to get on teams. It’s a real problem.)
Fortunately for the future of America, and the entire world, Amy and Will managed to blend their perfect respective genes to create two equally perfect sons, Archie and (Amelia’s Big Serious Baby of choice!) Abel. Every time Amy discusses either of them is a delight, but this clip from Jimmy Kimmel, in which she talks about Archie’s kindergarten stories and Abel’s lisp, is particularly amazing.
Amy Poehler’s “Ask Amy” series, where she offers advice to young women, is great and all. But can we all agree they’d be so much better with her adorable ginger son Abel Arnett divebombing in to say hello at the end? [Crushable]