Posts tagged "abc"

9 Ways “Nashville” Could Play Out Hayden Panettiere’s Real-Life Pregnancy

She's five-foot-nothin', but Hayden Panettiere is about to pop out a very large baby, y'all. The 24-year-old "Nashville" actress is officially expecting her first child with longtime fiancé and incredibly tall human, Wladimir Klitschko. As excited as I was to hear the news about Hayden, who's previously stated she was "born to be a mother,"…

By: Katie Oldenburg / May 28, 2014

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: A Very Disturbing Denouement

This season of "Bachelor Pad" atoned for all of its boringness in the finale. Let's start off light, before I delve into the dark and dirty underbelly where people betray one another and we ponder the ways in which money corrupts human beings. Let's start with Jamie's ridiculous Pocahontas outfit. It's as if she thought…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 11, 2012

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: Ed’s Dream, Our Nightmare

SPOILERS galore! This week's "Pad" challenge was called "Hanging By A Thread", a fitting description for my interest in the show. I hate to say this, but "Bachelor Pad" is about as dead to me as Rachel is to Jaclyn after she eliminates her and they are no longer "best friends." I'm sorry if I…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 4, 2012

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: T-I-T-I-L-L-A-T-I-N-G Confessions!

Now that all of the interesting contestants have been kicked off "Bachelor Pad," there are very few ways to keep the viewers watching. A spelling bee and confessions are what the producers opt for. The remaining "Pad" members are happy to oblige, dredging up the best they have to offer in the way of DEEP,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 28, 2012

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: The Great Fall Of Michael

*Spoiler alerts abound! * "Bachelor Pad" producers inadvertently shit on their own show last night by trying to save their villain Chris. Everyone wanted that diabolical douche out of there after last week's love square fallout, but then the "Pad" gods intervened and ended up sacrificing the only two people who ever say remotely amusing…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 21, 2012

“Bachelor Pad”: The 4 Moments You Missed On Last Night’s Episode

Before I begin here, I should confess that I decided to stop watching "The Bachelorette" as of this past season. I had many reasons for this decision, the most important being that Emily bores me to tears. So, this means that I don't recognize a few of the players on the new season of "Bachelor…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 24, 2012

30 Ways “The Bachelor” Can Diversify

After watching Ben Flajnik flip his hair and stare off into the distance for an entire season, we are desperate to see something different on "The Bachelor." We have been desperate for a good "Bachelor" since Charlie O'Connell. And that was like four seasons ago. And he wasn't even that great. It's about time that…

“The Bachelor” Sketchbook Is A Brilliant Work Of Art

Artist Lisa Hanawalt did us a solid with her set of sketches and quirky observations about this season of "The Bachelor." Unlike me, she turned her deep shame about watching the show into art. And the result is far more entertaining than the show could ever have aspired to be. Ugh. Ben was such a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 15, 2012

The Most Embarrassing Moment Of “The Bachelor” Finale

Soooo. I sat through two long ass hours of the most boring not controversial "Bachelor" finale ever. Really, the only part I wanted to see was "After the Final Rose." So I had to watch. The only thing that kept me slogging through was Amelia's company and that bottle of wine we were working on.

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 13, 2012

Print And Play Our “Bachelor” Bengo Boards For The Finale!

This season of "The Bachelor" is about to come to an end, as tomorrow, Ben Flajnik will be giving his final rose to either horseback-riding Lindzi (winner of the first impression rose) or the villainous model Courtney. If you've been glued to your TV screen like us for the ups and downs of the reality…

By: Tres Sugar / March 11, 2012

Deep Thoughts From Jenna Burke Of “The Bachelor”

From the moment I saw the camera panning in on the quotes on her laptop screen a la Carrie Bradshaw -- "What does love REALLY mean?" and "Do I believe in true love?" -- my interest in "Bachelor" contestant, "blogger" and "freelance writer" Jenna Burke, was piqued. In her opening interview she says, "I know…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 4, 2012

ABC’s New Comedy, “Work It,” Puts Straight Guys In Drag

You know what's really funny, guys? Putting men in women's clothes! Haw, haw, haw, haw, haw! Thus is the premise of ABC's new comedy, "Work It," about two men who can't get hired for any jobs because women are better educated, so they don wigs, skirts, and makeup. What follows is a comedy of error…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 24, 2011

A Television Show About Edgar Allen Poe?

File this under television show ideas that could go terribly wrong. ABC has given the green light to a pilot about Edgar Allan Poe. The one-hour drama, "Poe," will portray the writer as a detective using unconventional methods to explore the macabre unsolved mysteries of Boston in the 1840s. I wonder if the show will…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 28, 2011

Lane Bryant Says ABC Is Fat-O-Phobic

Apparently ABC has a problem with hot ladies in their undies. Or so says plus-sized lingerie purveyor Lane Bryant in their claim that the network tried to shut out their plus-sized lingerie commercial. ABC "demanded excessive re-edits and rebuffed it three times before relenting to air it during the final 10 minutes of 'American Idol,'…

By: Lily Q / April 22, 2010

Mommy’s Little Anarchist Has Her Own ABC Book

A is for Anarchy there's really no rules, If you're a punk rocker you think this is cool This is the first page of Never Mind Your P's and Q's: Here's the Punk Alphabet, by Paul McNeil and Barry Divola — it's an alphabet book where each letter teaches kids about punk rock-ery, like Sid

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 16, 2010

“Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid” Is Sure To Be Quality Programming

My 9th grade boyfriend once told me, "Women are crazy and men are stupid. And women are crazy because men are stupid!" Alas, I never touched that guy's wee wee and he still lives with his mom and dad—so reductive gender stereotypes haven't worked out for him so well. But they have fared better for…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 22, 2009

Sarah Palin To Do A 5-Part Interview With Barbara Walters

Dear ABC, Your decision to air Barbara Walters' five-part interview with Sarah Palin on Nov. 17 is one of the worst decisions in the history of mankind. Seriously, isn't showing segments of the interview on "Good Morning America," " World News with Charles Gibson," "Nightline" and "20/20" overdoing it just a little? First, you are…

By: Nikki Dowling / November 6, 2009

“Defying Gravity” Looks Kind Of Amazing

ABC's new summer series, "Defying Gravity," combines sex, space, and hottie Ron Livingston from "Office Space" and "Sex and the City." It's like someone reached into our brains, and figured out how to combine our three favorite things. The show, which starts tonight, follows four women and four men who are on a six-year space…

By: Nikki Dowling / August 2, 2009

“Do You Remember The Time…”: Childhood Michael Jackson Memories

As an omnipresent cultural figure, Michael Jackson influenced the ways we grew up, whether you had your first kiss to one of his songs, or just spent hours trying to master the moonwalk. Here, some of your best memories and stories about the King of Pop. Share your own in the comments below!

By: Leonora Epstein / June 26, 2009

The Daily Squeeze: My So-Called Life, M.I.A., And Bad Wedding Food

Can you wait the 10-or-so hours until tonight's "Gossip Girl"? ABC is streaming four full episodes of "My So-Called Life." Relive the '90s by clicking here, going to "full episodes," then clicking on "My So-Called Life." [ABC via BuzzSugar]…

By: Catherine Strawn / October 13, 2008
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