Posts tagged "abc"

9 Ways “Nashville” Could Play Out Hayden Panettiere’s Real-Life Pregnancy

She’s five-foot-nothin’, but Hayden Panettiere is about to pop out a very large baby, y’all. The 24-year-old “Nashville” actress is officially expecting her first child with longtime fiancĂ© and incredibly…

Katie Oldenburg | May 28, 2014 - 1:00 pm

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: A Very Disturbing Denouement

This season of “Bachelor Pad” atoned for all of its boringness in the finale. Let’s start off light, before I delve into the dark and dirty underbelly where people betray…

Ami Angelowicz | September 11, 2012 - 2:20 pm

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: Ed’s Dream, Our Nightmare

SPOILERS galore! This week’s “Pad” challenge was called “Hanging By A Thread”, a fitting description for my interest in the show. I hate to say this, but “Bachelor Pad” is…

Ami Angelowicz | September 4, 2012 - 2:20 pm

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: T-I-T-I-L-L-A-T-I-N-G Confessions!

Now that all of the interesting contestants have been kicked off “Bachelor Pad,” there are very few ways to keep the viewers watching. A spelling bee and confessions are what…

Ami Angelowicz | August 28, 2012 - 2:20 pm

“Bachelor Pad” Recap: The Great Fall Of Michael

*Spoiler alerts abound! * “Bachelor Pad” producers inadvertently shit on their own show last night by trying to save their villain Chris. Everyone wanted that diabolical douche out of there…

Ami Angelowicz | August 21, 2012 - 12:20 pm

“Bachelor Pad”: The 4 Moments You Missed On Last Night’s Episode

Before I begin here, I should confess that I decided to stop watching “The Bachelorette” as of this past season. I had many reasons for this decision, the most important…

Ami Angelowicz | July 24, 2012 - 1:40 pm

30 Ways “The Bachelor” Can Diversify

After watching Ben Flajnik flip his hair and stare off into the distance for an entire season, we are desperate to see something different on “The Bachelor.” We have been…

Ami Angelowicz & Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 30, 2012 - 3:00 pm

“The Bachelor” Sketchbook Is A Brilliant Work Of Art

Artist Lisa Hanawalt did us a solid with her set of sketches and quirky observations about this season of “The Bachelor.” Unlike me, she turned her deep shame about watching…

Ami Angelowicz | March 15, 2012 - 8:30 am

The Most Embarrassing Moment Of “The Bachelor” Finale

Soooo. I sat through two long ass hours of the most boring not controversial “Bachelor” finale ever. Really, the only part I wanted to see was “After the Final Rose.”…

Ami Angelowicz | March 13, 2012 - 12:20 pm

Print And Play Our “Bachelor” Bengo Boards For The Finale!

This season of “The Bachelor” is about to come to an end, as tomorrow, Ben Flajnik will be giving his final rose to either horseback-riding Lindzi (winner of the first…

Pop Sugar | March 11, 2012 - 5:30 pm

Deep Thoughts From Jenna Burke Of “The Bachelor”

From the moment I saw the camera panning in on the quotes on her laptop screen a la Carrie Bradshaw — “What does love REALLY mean?” and “Do I believe…

Ami Angelowicz | January 4, 2012 - 10:00 am

ABC’s New Comedy, “Work It,” Puts Straight Guys In Drag

You know what’s really funny, guys? Putting men in women’s clothes! Haw, haw, haw, haw, haw! Thus is the premise of ABC’s new comedy, “Work It,” about two…

Jessica Wakeman | May 24, 2011 - 1:20 pm

A Television Show About Edgar Allen Poe?

File this under television show ideas that could go terribly wrong. ABC has given the green light to a pilot about Edgar Allan Poe. The one-hour drama, “Poe,” will portray…

Ami Angelowicz | January 28, 2011 - 11:40 am

Lane Bryant Says ABC Is Fat-O-Phobic

Apparently ABC has a problem with hot ladies in their undies. Or so says plus-sized lingerie purveyor Lane Bryant in their claim that the network tried to shut out…

Lily Q | April 22, 2010 - 2:40 pm

Mommy’s Little Anarchist Has Her Own ABC Book

A is for Anarchy
there’s really no rules,
If you’re a punk rocker
you think this is cool

This is the first page of Never Mind Your P’s and

Jessica Wakeman | April 16, 2010 - 4:40 pm

“Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid” Is Sure To Be Quality Programming

My 9th grade boyfriend once told me, “Women are crazy and men are stupid. And women are crazy because men are stupid!” Alas, I never touched that guy’s wee wee…

Jessica Wakeman | December 22, 2009 - 7:15 pm

Sarah Palin To Do A 5-Part Interview With Barbara Walters

Dear ABC,
Your decision to air Barbara Waltersfive-part interview with Sarah Palin on Nov. 17 is one of the worst decisions in the history of mankind. Seriously, isn’t…

Nikki Dowling | November 6, 2009 - 2:20 pm

“Defying Gravity” Looks Kind Of Amazing

ABC’s new summer series, “Defying Gravity,” combines sex, space, and hottie Ron Livingston from “Office Space” and “Sex and the City.” It’s like someone reached into our brains,…

Nikki Dowling | August 2, 2009 - 2:59 pm

“Do You Remember The Time…”: Childhood Michael Jackson Memories

As an omnipresent cultural figure, Michael Jackson influenced the ways we grew up, whether you had your first kiss to one of his songs, or just spent hours trying to…

Leonora Epstein | June 26, 2009 - 2:50 pm

The Daily Squeeze: My So-Called Life, M.I.A., And Bad Wedding Food

Can you wait the 10-or-so hours until tonight’s “Gossip Girl”?
ABC is streaming four full episodes of “My So-Called Life.” Relive the ’90s by clicking here, going to…

Catherine Strawn | October 13, 2008 - 12:30 pm