Posts tagged "a christmas carol"

The Drunkest Night Before Christmas

Funny or Die's drunk retelling of "The Night Before Christmas" is like no other Christmas tale you've heard. Drunk Allan McLeod recites the poem while Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes attempt to act it out. It looks like someone dipped into the Christmas brandy early. [Funny or Die]…
By: Julie Gerstein / December 20, 2011

Trailer Park: “Precious,” “The Box,” “A Christmas Carol,” “Men Who Stare At Goats”

Thank goodness it's Friday, because this daylight savings thing has totally killed any motivation to leave the house after 5pm. This will have to change, though, because new movies open this weekend and there are some good ones. If you're in the mood to be an emotional mess, go see "Precious." If you have…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 6, 2009

The Daily Squeeze: A Defective Sex Doll, A Matthew McConaughey Movie, And A Free Brothel

A sex shop in Transylvania was fined $1,200 after a man complained that the sex doll he bought there deflated too quickly. They also had to provide him with a new doll. [Courier Mail (Australia)] Do exes haunt you? Because they haunt Matthew McConaughey. In next year’s movie The Ghost of Girlfriends Past, McConaughey…
By: Catherine Strawn / February 4, 2008