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Discuss: Is This Usher’s Dick?

My inner monologue was just lamenting the lack of anything particularly newsworthy today, even a damn celebrity sex tape, when lo and behold, Usher’s maybe-dick popped up on my laptop screen. Oh Santa, better late than never! Apparently, the two images that were posted online by Diary of a Hollywood Street King are pulled from a sex tape the R&B singer made with his then wife, Tameka Foster, which was stolen from his car in 2010. Usher’s face isn’t in either shot, but his alleged (dick) head is shown being, uh, orally nuzzled by a woman who looks an awful lot like Foster. (You can see the NSFW versionhere.) I am personally unfamiliar with Usher’s penis, so I can neither confirm nor deny it’s validity, but it’s a nice looking dong and it got me dreaming up new lyrics for a remix of “My Way” called “My Ween.” So, you know, this penis, whoever it belongs to, has served some purpose on this Boxing Day. [Gawker]

Watch: Usher Releases New Video For “Good Kisser” (Psst! It’s About Blow Jobs)

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"She's A Good Kisser...Got Lipstick On My Leg"

I’ve been a big Usher fan since forever, so I live most of my days waiting for him to release another sex-fueled slow jam that I can add to my bedroom repertoire.┬áThe day is finally here, my friends! The guy who brought us “Nice and Slow,” “You Make Me Wanna,” and “You Got It Bad,” is back with a new song called “Good Kisser,” about, um … kissing it. “It” being his penis. Check out some of the lyrics to his new tune below and take a listen. Let us know what you think in comments: love it or leave it? Keep reading »

I See What You’re Doing, Usher!

I See What You're Doing, Usher!

Usher sees your Smokey the Bear/Arby’s logo hat, Pharrell Williams, and raises you a DAVY CROCKETT FUR HAT. Ha! But, alas, as of this posting, Usher’s fur hat does not yet have its own Twitter account, so for now, Pharrell is still winning the Stupid Hat Game. But who knows who might throw their, heh, hat in the ring next … Justin Timberlake with a fireman’s helmet? Justin Bieber in an aviator cap? Stay tuned… [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

Usher Speaks Out About Son’s Pool Accident: “Usher V Is Doing Well”

Usher has broken his silence about his son’s pool accident, thanking fans for the support during his family’s hard time.

“I am blessed and fortunate to say that my son Usher V is doing well and is recovering,” the singer said in a statement. “I am overwhelmed by the outpouring of prayers, love and support for my family’s well-being.”

The Grammy-winning singer also made sure to express his gratitude to the men who saved Usher V, 5, after he nearly drowned in an Atlanta pool on Monday. The boy was swimming when his arm got stuck in a drain at the bottom of the pool. After his aunt Rena Oden and a maid were unable to free him, two contractors who were working in the home rushed to help, pulling the boy from the pool and giving him CPR. Read more at Celebuzz…

An Open Letter To “The Voice”

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Dear “The Voice,”

I heard the news that you will be replacing Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green with Shakira and Usher next season. I hate this idea. Not because I love Xtina and Cee Lo so much that I can’t stand to lose them, but because you seem to be getting a touch of “American Idol” syndrome.

That’s not a real syndrome, I just made it up. It’s when a reality competition show gets really successful, really quickly, and instead of sticking with what made it really successful, really quickly in the first place, it gets all full of itself and tries to change everything, therefore ruining itself. That was a really long sentence. What I’m trying to say to you is: don’t ruin yourself, “The Voice.” Keep reading »

Tameka Foster Talks About The Liposuction That Almost Killed Her

“[My nanny] was telling me how people would get [plastic surgery in Brazil] and they would snap back so fast. And I just had a little pooch. I’ve always been a person who has been into my body and staying fit. And I had a baby, like, three months earlier. And I’m not going to lie, I was mad at my husband at the time, so I thought, ‘Let’s take a trip.’ … And when I got there I made a really dumb decision. It was dumb, because it wasn’t nothing a few crunches and another month wouldn’t have gotten off. I never had the surgery. I ended up going into cardiac arrest while I was getting anesthesia.”

—Tameka Foster, Usher‘s ex-wife, talks candidly to Sister 2 Sister magazine about why she decided to travel to Brazil and get liposuction, which landed her in critical condition. So. So. Scary. [The Urban Daily] Keep reading »

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