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Quick Pic: Robert Pattinson Shows Off His Pearly White … Abs?

Filming a climactic scene for “New Moon” in Italy with co-star Kristen Stewart. [Montepulciano, Italy, 5/27/09] Keep reading »

Sex! Vampires! A Swedish Murder Mystery! Our Fave Trashy Summer Reads

Drop that Aristotle and Dostoevsky immediately. The best part of summer? Cheesy beach books!

You know what sort of books I’m talking about … those fantastically trashy books that you can’t put down but are ashamed to tell people that you’ve read. Yep, we obsessively read those, too. So stop trudging through War and Peace now and pick up one of these guilty-pleasure beach reads. Keep reading »

Today In Porn: “CoctoMom” & “Twilight Of Virginity” Coming Soon

We should’ve known it was coming. In the same vein as “Nailin’ Paylin,” a porn spoof based on Nadya Suleman, the woman who birthed octuplets now known as “OctoMom,” is about to hit an adult video store near you. Naturally, the title came easily. “CoctoMom” will spoof the baby-obsessed mom’s need for sperm donors. I, for one, am frightened.

Likewise, the “Twilight” franchise is getting its own XXX movie in the form of “Twilight of Virginity,” which, I guess, is about vampires sucking blood and popping cherries. Which of these two do you think will be the most successful? [Examiner] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Twilight Lawsuit Rumors Are Likely False

  • The rumors that Twilight author Stephenie Meyer is being sued by a former college roommate for plagiarism are untrue. There are at least five reasons that make these rumors suspect. [Twilight Lexicon]
  • Miss California may have given what Perez Hilton called the “worst answer in pageant history,” but what about Miss North Carolina Kristen Dalton, who walked away with the Miss USA tiara? [Pop Eater]
  • Keep the laughter going and check out the five dumbest pageant moments. [Dumb As a Blog] — I can watch Miss Teen South Carolina’s answer during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant over and over and over.
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    Shirtless Shrine: Robert Pattinson Poses As A Teen Model

    Robert Pattinson is a total babe, even when he was one. Star magazine managed to get their grubby little hands on Pattinson’s first pictorial as a model and it proves he was a hot child in the city, runnin’ wild and and looking pretty! Although, even as a grown up stanky man beast, I still want to tap that “Twilight” ass. But for now, I’d just like to personally thank whoever was responsible for taking a picture of him in nothing but boxers. Talk about a spread! [Towleroad]
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    Style Buzz: Stop Looking In My Chanel Bag, Bitch!

    • We love clear accessories, but this Chanel bag is ridiculous. [My Fashion Life]
    • Lindsay Lohan’s self-tanner, Sevin Nyne, debuts next month and counts caramel, sugar, coconut, Chardonnay and goji berries amongst the ingredients. So if it doesn’t turn you Lilo Orange, at the very least you can expect to smell like one very weird bag of groceries. [Daily Mail]
    • Rumor has it, Vogue‘s editor-in-chief, Anna Wintour, actually shook hands with the vice president of PETA, who has lobbed red paint and eggs at her and her fur-wearing ways for years. Is the end of the Israel-Palestine conflict next? [NY Post]
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    Quickies!: Shauna Sand Is The Mother Of The Year

  • Witness Shauna Sand, ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas, ask her nine-year-old daughter if she’d like to be in Playboy. After all, the tyke has been hangin’ at Hef’s mansion since she was a baby! [DListed]
  • A Sweetheart Scammer — aka a person online dating sites hire to sniff out gold diggers and other shady users — dished the dirt. [Nerve.com]
  • Meghan McCain maybe be a blond Republican who has a hard time dating, but that doesn’t mean she likes Ann Coulter. [The Daily Beast]
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    Quickies!: Jake Gyllenhaal In A Musical & Seinfeld Returns To NBC

  • What the heck is Jake Gyllenhaal doing in Jamie Foxx’s new music video? [Perez Hilton]
  • Speaking of which, Jake Gyllenhaal and Jim Carey will both star in the musical version of “Damn Yankees.” Who knew these two could sing? [MTV]
  • There’s talk that Drew Barrymore is in the running to direct the third film in the “Twilight” franchise. Barrymore just finished work on her directorial debut so maybe it wouldn’t be a horrible move to hire her. [Entertainment Weekly]
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    Robert Pattinson Turns Down Chance To Make Music For “New Moon”

    “Twilight” star, Robert Pattinson, recorded some songs for the movie’s soundtrack. In fact, his crooning helped the album steadily move up the U.S. album charts. But this time around, he’s turned down the opportunity to contribute his sultry voice to the upcoming movie sequel soundtrack. Why? Pursuing music professionally was never the actor’s intention and he’d rather keep his music career as a backup plan. The Brit is a talented composer, pianist and guitarist, so music may not be a horrible option if he’s never able to score another role after Edward Cullen. But until his 15 minutes of movie fame are up, he’s stepping aside so rock band Paramore can write the title track to the movie’s soundtrack. [I'mNotObsessed.com] Keep reading »

    90210 Threatens To Take Over Twilight Sequel

    AnnaLynne McCord, Naomi Clark on “90210,” may be cast in “New Moon,” the “Twilight” sequel. Filmmakers are considering her for Heidi, a “fisher” who brings humans to the Volturi vampires to consume. McCord’s “90210″ co-star Kellan Lutz will reprise his Emmett Cullen role, as well. Too bad Heidi and Emmett don’t have any romantic scenes together. Maybe then we’d know definitively whether McCord and Lutz are dating. Dakota Fanning is in talks to play Jane, a member of the Volturi family. Unlike McCord, Fanning didn’t even have to audition. [E! Online] Keep reading »

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