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Drag Queen Responds To Gay Rumors: “I Slept With Tiger”


Songwriters are often inspired by love, or hot naked bodies doing the nasty. Drag supah star Jackie Beat was touched by Tiger Woods, metaphorically speaking, and her “I Slept With Tiger” spoof to “Eye Of The Tiger” is an instant American classic! [Daily Freak Show] Keep reading »

Jamie Jungers Joins Mistresses Anonymous

It always touches my heart when people support important, meaningful causes. So let’s all give a little golf clap for Jamie Jungers, one of Tiger Woods‘ bedmates, who is getting involved with Mistresses Anonymous, a support group for ladies getting down with married men. The group is run by Sarah Symonds, who alleges that she did the no pants dance with chef Gordon Ramsay for seven years. On the group’s website, she writes, “I have been hearing from too many of you who have been ‘dumped’ when your MM’s [married man's] wife found out about you (or when you told his wife about the affair yourself, as I did) and are breaking your hearts. Well, he is not worth it—and this is why I tell you NEVER fall in love with your married man.” Jamie obviously has a lot to say on this topic, and Symons thinks the two will team up on a project. But why stop there when the balance of the world is in your hands? “Ideally what I’d like to do is a TV special with all of Tiger’s mistresses, where they could discuss the downside to being ‘the other woman,’” Symonds said. “And whether he was good in bed.” Right, because that last part will certainly further the cause. Keep reading »

Did Tiger Woods Like To Do It With Dudes, Too?

Loredana Jolie Ferriolo came forward as one of Tiger Woods‘ mistresses so late in the game that she didn’t even make it into our pack of Tiger’s mistress trading cards. But the Sicilian model/call girl, who’s best known for being a Playboy CyberGirl and appearing in the video for Sting’s “Stolen Car,” claims that she was one of Tiger’s favorites. Madam Michelle Braun, who allegedly hooked up Tiger with $60K worth of trysts, backs this statement up. And Loredana is, of course, looking to benefit from this and is currently pitching a tell-all book about her Tiger-capades to publishers. She hopes to make $1 million or more for her tome about Tiger’s “healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl.” One of her most provocative claims is that she and Tiger often engaged in group sex, and that she’s seen him get down and dirty with other men. Juicy, but is this revelation really worth a mil? [RadarOnline.com, Huffington Post] Keep reading »

A Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant?

I’m kind of shocked it took someone 40 days to come up with this idea. Howard Stern is attempting to stage a beauty pageant for the assorted mistresses and flings of Tiger Woods. And he’s putting his money where his mouth is, offering up a $100K prize for the winner. None of the ladies have signed on yet, but if this happens, my bet is on Rachel Uchitel for the the evening gown competition. Though I predict porn star Holly Sampson will show everyone up in the talent round. This is Howard Stern we’re talking about, after all. [Newser]
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Why Is Tiger Woods America’s Bad Guy, Not Charlie Sheen?

On Christmas night, I sauntered into the kitchen to pour myself a glass of milk when my dad turned away from the TV to tell me that Charlie Sheen had been arrested for domestic violence. A major TV star? Domestic violence on Christmas? Zut alors! Blogger Jessica sprang to action: I hit up TMZ and typed out a post as quickly as I could. This will be huge, I thought.

It was all for naught, though. The Charlie Sheen story never became a Really Big Deal like the Tiger Woods scandal did. Maybe Woods’ established good-guy reputation is more fun to rip apart and all the mistresses are dishier. Or maybe Sheen’s lawyers really were successful in their effort to keep Brooke Mueller quiet and the controversy has been muffled into submission. (Last we heard, Mueller’s lawyers said the two just had a “bad night”—um, my bad nights don’t involve death threats!) Or maybe the nation just has Charlie Sheen Is A Douche fatigue.

But I don’t: Sheen allegedly held a knife to his wife’s throat and threatened to kill her—and he’s been convicted of physically abusing a girlfriend in the past. And yet the public reaction isn’t even one-tenth as much as the Tiger Woods scandal reaction. Since when is cheating worse than beating? Keep reading »

Quotable: Tiger Woods Is Such A Jokester

I was just skimming the Vanity Fair article about Tiger Woods and came across this little gem:

“At another moment, during a photo shoot where four women attended to his every need and flirted with him as he flirted back, he told a joke: He rubbed the tips of his shoes together and then asked the women, “What’s this?” They were stumped. “It’s a black guy taking off his condom.”

Oh Tiger, how funny you are. [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

What Did Tiger Woods Get Elin For Christmas?

What did you get for the holidays this year? Chances are, your gifts weren’t much compared to what Elin Nordegren found in her stocking. Supposedly, Tiger put a check for $300 million smackeroos in there, because nothing says “I’m sorry for having sex with half the women in America” quite like 300 times more cash than most human beings will ever make in their life. Still, friends don’t think the gesture swayed Elin much. “She’s 100% determined to split with Tiger,” a friend supposedly told News of the World. “When she boasted of the $300 million Christmas gift and then laughed, it was clear to everyone around her that she’s more focused than ever about moving on with her life.” While Elin skied the French Alps over the holiday with the kidlets, Tiger was ducking paparazzi in New York. So how does Elin know that the money didn’t come from Santa Claus? [NY Daily News]
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If Only We Didn’t Know What A Skeeze He Is …

Um, yum. Oh wait, I didn’t just say that out loud? The new cover of Vanity Fair boasts a gorgeous Annie Leibovitz photo of Tiger Woods wearing nothing but a knit cap—and a very un-golf one at that. Since Tiger has spent the past month and half doing everything in his power to not be photographed, it shouldn’t be too surprising that the photo was shot pre-Tigergate. I know I will be picking up a copy, especially since the cover story is written by Buzz Bizzinger, the writer behind “Friday Night Lights.” Will you? Keep reading »

“Tiger’s Got Wood” Adds To The Tiger Woods Adult Movie Pile

Apparently, there are more than a few adult movie send-ups of the Tiger Woods sex scandal in the works. There’s the oh-so-cleverly titled “Tiger’s Wood,” Vivid’s upcoming Woods homage featuring one of the golf star’s former mistresses, and now the inevitable “Tiger’s Got Wood.” Starring Jonny Slim as Tiger and Diana Doll as Elin, the X-rated golf extravaganza features a bevy of illicit acts shot on putting greens, “Elin” hitting “Tiger” over the head with a plate, and probably a lot of “driver” jokes. Poor, poor Tiger. [TigersGotWoodMovie.com] Keep reading »

Letter Claims Tiger Woods Got Hit In Mouth With A Golf Club And Is Recovering From Plastic Surgery

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Is Tiger Woods hiding from the public eye because Elin Nordegren busted him in the face so bad with a golf club that he had to fly to Phoenix for plastic surgery?

That’s what a letter posted on the gossip blog Hollywood Interrupted is claiming. Blogs Gawker and Deadspin both say the letter is a hoax, as it is supposedly written by a close confidante of Woods’ agent, who also happens to be one of Woods’ neighbors. Probably true—hoaxes are hot right now! Anyway, the dirtiest dirt, after the jump … Keep reading »

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