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A Closer Look At The Miss Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant

It’s official. Jamie Jungers is the fairest mistress of them all. Yesterday morning, Howard Stern got together Jungers along with Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubs for the Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant, where the women answered questions in bikinis, naturally. (A fourth mistress was supposed to show, but backed out last minute. I’m guessing Cory Rist?) So what made Jamie shine in the competition? She’s the only girl who seemed even slightly sincere. “I loved him. … I did,” she said at one point, though she did reveal that Tiger never tipped the waitstaff when they went out together and always expected his meals gratis. “It embarrassed me,” she sighed. Right, because the part where he was married to another woman wasn’t embarrassing? Keep reading »

Jamie Jungers Wins The Miss Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

Here she comes, Miss Tiger Woods Mistress… Jamie Jungers took home the top prize today in a Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant on “The Howard Stern” show, beating out Jamie Grubbs and Loredana Jolie.

You’d think after winning such a klassy award, someone would help Jungers carry that big, ol’ $75,000 check. Keep reading »

Jamie Jungers Wins The Miss Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

Here she comes, Miss Tiger Woods Mistress… Jamie Jungers took home the top prize today in a Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant on “The Howard Stern” show, beating out Jamie Grubbs and Loredana Jolie.

You’d think after winning such a klassy award, someone would help Jungers carry that big, ol’ $75,000 check. Keep reading »

Quotable: Tiger Woods’ Ex Says He Was An Amazing Boyfriend

“Tiger Woods was my boyfriend for a year and a half while we were both undergraduates at Stanford … I know who he is at his core because we were together during some of his most formative years. He was so human and cared so much about other people and the world around him. This may surprise some people, but Tiger was a great boyfriend. I have so many fond memories of our time together. … During our Southern California road trips Tiger and I spent a lot of time at the beach. We would steal a bottle of whiskey from Earl or I’d use my fake ID to buy a jug of wine, and we’d hang out and dream about the future. … The Tiger I knew was loyal, devoted and self-­controlled. I’m not naive, but I can say with certainty that he was faithful during the time we dated.”

—Irene Folstrom, Tiger Woods‘ ex-girlfriend, in an essay she wrote for Golf.com sticking up for her former lovah
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Tiger Woods Threatens To Sue PETA Over Billboard, So They Mock Mark Sanford Instead

Remember earlier in the week when we showed you this billboard PETA was planning to erect (Am I 12 years old? Because that word still cracks me up.) in Florida to remind people to get their pets spayed and neutered. Tiger apparently wasn’t too happy about it—his lawyers threatened to sue the animal lovahs if they went forward with their plans. A PETA spokesperson said, “We were contacted by Tiger’s lawyers at IMG who kindly, but firmly, told us we were not authorized to use his image on the billboard.” So what will PETA do? They’re creating a new billboard featuring South Carolina Governor and tan line addict Mark Sanford. The text beneath his photo will read: “Your dog doesn’t have to go to South America to get laid.” Kind of amazing. [NY Post]
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Quotable: Chris Brown Believes Tiger Woods Deserves A Second Chance

“Whatever [Woods'] personal life is, and this goes for me and him, his personal life is his personal life. Nobody has the right to place judgment or make any judgment on anybody else’s personal life when they’re not directly involved with them. I know my fans gave me a second chance. I think people always deserve a second chance.”

– Icky Chris Brown defends Tiger Woods, in true bro form. [MTV] Keep reading »

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