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Rachel Uchitel Is Now A Private Eye

Rachel Uchitel retired last year from VIP nightclub hostessing. Apparently, she decamped for Los Angeles, where she attended DGA Detectives Academy and graduated last week. Now, she is gainfully employed once again. Today, she opens a private detective service in New York. Naturally, you’d think this would be the first stop for women who suspect their rich and powerful husbands are diddling, well, someone like Rachel. But Rach says that isn’t her type of case. “Obviously, people want to go down the ‘cheating’ road, and assume it’s all about me finding cheating spouses,” she said. “But I’m less interested in that. I’m more interested in cases that haven’t made it on Nancy Grace or Jane Velez-Mitchell, but are just as important. Missing people, cold cases . . . and sure, a few liars out there who need to be exposed. I want to solve cases for the underdog, for people who don’t have a voice.”

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Jimmy Fallon Thanks Tiger Woods For All The Material


Last night, Tiger Woods came out of hiding for an appearance on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Live.” And it was pretty awesome. I like how Jimmy managed to confront the elephant in the room while also not being too, too direct. “It’s been a year and a half since you’ve been on our show. Whadya been up to?” he asked. Tiger’s response? “Oh, nothing. Playing bad golf.” Later, Jimmy thanked him on behalf of comedians everywhere. “From a comedian’s standpoint and my monologue writers, thank you! So much,” said Jimmy. “Not even making jokes, it kind of wrote itself. I mean, balls, shafts, holes, foursomes. I just want to say thank you, thank you, thank you!” [NY Post] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Tiger Woods Had Fantasies About Men

  • One of Tiger Woods’ mistresses is writing a tell-all that details his fantasies about men and sexual fetishes. [Hollywood Life]
  • Matt Damon and wife Luciana welcomed another baby girl into their family last Wednesday. [CNN]
  • Celine Dion gave birth to twin boys Saturday. [Montreal Gazette]

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5 Things To Know About “Cigar Guy”

Last weekend, an image appeared in the Daily Mail of Tiger Woods taking a golf shot in a tournament. Nestled among the crowd in the background is a guy wearing a red toupee and a fake moustache, with a cigar hanging out of his mouth and a goofy grin on his face. Instantly, the internet loved this guy. People started Photoshopping him into other images—as Muhammed Ali, as the Statue of Liberty, and even as a member of the Beatles. But no one knew who he was.

Well, The Daily Mail has tracked Cigar Guy down. After the jump, all you never wanted to know about him. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Tiger Woods Shut Down Rachel Uchitel’s Playboy Cover

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Quotable: Tiger Woods Has His Balls Under Control

“It feels good to be able to control my ball all day like this.”

Tiger Woods in response to coming in 12th at the Barclay’s tournament. He should really be careful how he uses the terms “ball,” “stroke,” and “hole in one” for the rest of eternity. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

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