- Gatorade has dropped Tiger Woods. [AP]
- Singer Ashanti has a creepy stalker. [NY Daily News]
- Roman Polanski‘s photo fetches $11,250. [NY Post]
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Here’s a riddle for you: What does Tiger Woods have in common with Levi Johnston? Besides a last name that sounds a lot like a penis euphemism? Soon, Tiger may be joining Levi in the pages of Playgirl. The nudey mag has revealed that it has received photos supposedly of Tiger, sans clothes, and will be publishing them if they turn out to be authentic. “We were approached by a third party who wanted to know our ‘interest level,” the editor says. “Our lawyers are currently going over them, the source, the entire package.” If Playgirl does publish the photos, it would be a big ruh-roh for Tiger, who’s already lost his Gatorade deal. Do you think this will make his other endorsement deals evaporate? [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
Ever since the s**t hit the fan between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren, the whole world—and all of Tiger’s mistresses, which is practically the whole world—has something to say about this colossal scandal. US Weekly has gone as far as to get some unsolicited advice from relationship experts for the couple. After the jump, here’s what the best and brightest are advising for this wreck formerly known as a marriage. [US Weekly]
Vivid Video, the adult film giant, already employs Holly Sampson — one of Tiger Woods‘ alleged paramours — as one of their skin flick starlets. But they want the others on their roster too, and they’re willing to pay for it. Vivid is offering any of Tiger’s mistresses $1 million bucks to agree to star in one of their films, according to a press release from the company.
“Our offer to actual proven paramours of Tiger Woods who agree to star in a Vivid film and provide details and an explicit look of what Tiger experienced still holds. It seems the chance we’ll be taken up gets better as the days go on.”
With nine rumored mistresses already tallied and potentially more waiting in the wings, Vivid’s odds are looking good. Guess it really pays to bone a baller, huh? Keep reading »
So, Tiger Woods cheated on his wife. For those of you who don’t know, Tiger Woods is a professional golfer worth a billion dollars. He is involved in a sex scandal, much like your average politician, rock star, or preacher. I have no opinion on the topic. Except that Tiger Woods has the fashion sense of a middle-aged suburban father who screams into his clenched fist every time he surveys the smoldering ruins of dreams that dot the empty horizon of his soul. Which might be the standard plight of golfers, as the sport is just an expensive version of lawn darts for plumpers with platinum cards.
Wait. That’s an opinion. I hate golf. I blame golf for giving us Tiger Woods in the first place. Keep reading »
According to AJ Daulerio over at Deadspin, lots of big-time athletes are probably pissed at Tiger Woods. No, not for cheating on his wife with a billion different women, but because they’re all doing the same thing and have thus far flown (mostly) under the radar. Here is Deadspin’s take on this whole thing: Rachel Uchitel and Kalika Moquin weren’t sleeping with Tiger. (Well, for Uchitel, it may have happened on occasion, but for Moquin, an insider says she’s the “goody-two-shoes of the Vegas nightlife scene.”) No, as VIP concierges, their job is to lure athletes to clubs with VIP rooms stocked with drinks … and loads of hot, young things to the particular athlete’s liking. They’ll go as far as to fly in women from other cities—sometimes to wherever the athlete is traveling—and while the women, of course, aren’t obligated to sleep with the men, the allure of fame and fortune makes it pretty probable that they will. Insiders speculate that Uchitel and Moquin got retainers in the arena of $10 to $15K a month for their services, plus hefty tips and bonuses. This is probably how Tiger met ladies like Jaimee Grubbs and Jamie Junger. Keep reading »
I’m just gonna say it. Elin Nordegren needs to pack up her crap — oh wait, she already did that — move out of the house she shares with Tiger Woods and not take a penny of his “please stay with me, baby” money. She can get what she is owed for being a loyal, devoted wife to the philandering golfer when she takes him to divorce court. With nine — nine!!! — alleged mistresses now semi-accounted for, Tiger seems more focused on beating Wilt Chamberlain’s record for infidelity than he is on improving his golf game. I don’t foresee how it’s possible for Nordegren to ever trust her husband again, and raising children in a house where the trust is gone is no good for the kiddies, amiright? We already suggested some possible rebounds for Elin, should she take my advice and get the hell out of the Tiger Cage, but what about Woods? He must be itching to tap some hot cocktail waitress ass right about now. As poor taste is my forte and Tiger has clearly identified his, uh, “type,” here are eight women I can see Tiger playing put-put with. Keep reading »