Starbucks Baristas Can Now Wear Fedoras, So Prepare To Feel Extremely Uncomfortable While Getting Your Coffee
Yet another sign of the impending Douchepocalypse.
Starbucks Is Raising Employees’ Wages, Following Other Companies’ Footsteps
It sucks that companies have to do what the government won’t.
The New Starbucks Caramel Waffle Cone Frappuccino Looks Like A Fucking Delicious Way To Consume 80 Grams Of Sugar
Frappuccinos always look incredible. I mean, of course they do. Look at them. They’re the Channing Tatum of beverages: something sweet and pretty that young white girls are obsessed with, and…
Florida Woman Calls Gov. Rick Scott An Asshole Because He Is An Asshole
This past Tuesday, Gov. Rick Scott walked into a Starbucks to get his a very expensive, complicated coffee I presume. Unfortunately for him, but fortunately for the rest of us,…
Starbucks Finally Sued for Purposely Underfilling Their Lattes
Add my name to the list of people who want their money back for a half cup of air
Starbucks Barista Is Over Your Jokes, Has Perfect Response For “Beyoncé”
The customer might always be right, but she’s almost never Beyoncé.
Starbucks, Amazon Customers in for Unhappy Changes
Both Starbucks and Amazon are in the news for recent changes—and not necessarily good ones. Starbucks is changing its rewards program in a fashion that hurts people who don’t spend much…
The Internet Photoshopped Starbucks’ “War On Christmas” Coffee Cups
The Internet got their Photoshoppy paws all over the new holiday Starbucks cup, and I gotta say, they made some improvements.
I’m An Atheist, So How Will Trump Force Me To Wish Him A Merry Christmas?
What will the fine be for not wishing someone a Merry Christmas?
Trump Joins The Anti-Starbucks “War on Christmas” Crusade
Donald Trump has joined the ranks of sensitive Sallies who are pissed about Starbucks using red cups during the Christmas season but declining to shove the baby Jesus…
Even Candace Cameron Bure Thinks This Starbucks Red Cup Controversy Is Bullshit
I’ve been trying and failing to wrap my mind around the fact that there are actually real, live human beings existing in 2015 whose primal outrage has been sparked not…
Some People Are Pissed Off About Starbucks Taking Christmas Off Of Their Holiday Cup Design
Today in “things people are upset about that don’t matter at all”, the new minimalist red Holiday design released by Starbucks has angered people who claim they are definitely in…