While I don’t think he understands how douche actually upsets the natural pH balance in a woman’s vagina, he still has managed to find a hidden compliment in being called a “douche.” [Twitter] Keep reading »
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Cougar Zank: 5 Things You Need To Know Heidi Montag’s New Press Tool
If you are still interested in the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt circus, then you probably have heard the name Cougar Zank. “The Coog,” as I am now calling him, is rumored to be Heidi’s first new man after maybe splitting with Spencer. Spencer is certain that his wife and Zank are shacking up together, and that they possibly started their relationship before Heidi and Spencer separated. It is hard to say how truthful the rumors of the new fling are when all of Speidi’s life choices are carefully calculated to get the most press. Regardless, it seems that Zank has agreed to be the new pawn in their wacko web. This means you should probably know a little bit about him, because it looks like The Coog is sticking around. Keep reading »
What Should Spencer Pratt Do For Money Now That Heidi Montag Is Gone?
OK, so maybe we were a little quick to assume that Heidi Montag leaving Spencer Pratt was a lame publicity stunt. Apparently, Heidi has filed actual legal separation papers. This isn’t a divorce, but one big thing it does is make Heidi’s earnings her own. This is a big deal because “The Hills” is dunzo after this season, and Spencer just received his final check for the show. Meanwhile, Heidi has a while new spin-off show starting with Jen Bunney, and Spencer won’t make a thing for it. It’s hard to feel too bad for him because his “Hills” check is for a whopping $675,000, but sources say that that’s nothing to Spencer. “I wouldn’t be surprised if Spencer goes postal now,” a source said. “The way that kid blows through cash, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s broke by the end of July.” [Radar Online]
So what can Spencer do to make money now? Some job ideas after the jump. Keep reading »
Quickies: Heidi Montag Filed For Legal Separation & Kristen Stewart Called A Lesbian
- It’s about time! Heidi Montag officially filed for a legal separation from Spencer Pratt. This stunt is getting elaborate, no? [TMZ]
- The truth about why your online guy might not be so cute in real life. [Lemondrop]
- “The Devil Wears Prada” actress Emily Blunt opened up about her battle to overcome her stutter. [The Daily Beast]
Heidi And Spencer Split! 10 Ideas For How Heidi Can Become Human Again
Ding dong, Spencer Pratt‘s dead! It’s even better than when the Wicked Witch of the West melted. Let’s all rejoice that Heidi Montag may be leaving this douchebag once and for all! Heidi’s rep has confirmed that the couple is separating, but not divorcing, calling this period in their relationship a “hiccup.” Sounds like more than a hiccup to me. So why is she leaving? Sources say that Heidi loves Spencer but has lost contact with her friends and family and started to realize what she was missing. Ya think? I wonder what took her so long to come to this particular epiphany and too bad it took a back scooping to get there. Let’s hope that this split is for real and not just an elaborate ploy for her new reality show with Jen Bunney, an occasional character on “The Hills.” Heidi is moving in with the aspiring doctor [Wait, seriously? She's an "aspiring doctor"? -- Editor Amelia] for the summer while the cameras roll, to see if she will choose to be a single lady or get back together with her svengali. Please let her have filed divorce papers by the end of August! [Us Weekly]
After the jump, suggestions for how Heidi can become a normal human being now that Spencer is out of the picture. Keep reading »
Star Couplings: Heidi Montag Splits From Spencer Pratt, Confirms Rep
- Heidi Montag has separated from Spencer Pratt and is looking for her own place. [TMZ]
- Gwen Stefani flashed a bit of her baby bump. [Hollywood Life]
- Whoa, whoa. January Jones and Adrien Brody are dating. [Just Jared]
Quotable: Spencer Pratt Calls Heidi Montag’s Mom A Vagina
“She’s not God. She didn’t make Heidi. She’s just a vagina!”
— Spencer Pratt continues his cruel assault on wife Heidi Montag‘s family. This time around, he takes aim at her mother, Darlene Egelhoff, in response to her outrage at Heidi’s recent plastic surgery. I expected him to add to this rant by exclaiming that he made Heidi … into the freak show she is now. I’m still having a difficult time understanding why Heidi hasn’t two-pieced him for being so rude to her mother and her sister. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
Is Spencer Pratt Smoking Some Crystals Too?
Look, I watch “The Hills.” I’m not ashamed, but I’m not proud either. I’m especially not proud now that the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt subplot has taken a decidedly new agey and potentially abusive turn. Spencer is definitely a complete attention whore — the only one who could compete with him is his wife — and he’s always given me the skeeves. But on last night’s episode — and the preview for next week — it’s clear that Spencer is either losing his mind and treading into potentially scary and abusive territory or just pretending to for the show. Keep reading »
Quotable: Spencer Pratt Gives His Opinion On Kate Hudson’s Rack
“How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts? Kate H — get ur money back … I gotta guy who will hook you up!”
– Spencer Pratt believes breasts implants are best in the F-cup range like wife Heidi‘s. [Twitter via Us Weekly] Keep reading »
Star Couplings: Speidi Has Broken Up!
- Spencer Pratt will no longer manage the career of wife Heidi Montag, who has hired “healing intuitive” Aiden Chase to manage her career with “light and love.” [People]
- Jessica Simpson says she’ll “always care” about John Mayer. [Starpulse]
