Posts tagged "snooki"

Quotable: Snooki Is No Lindsay Lohan!

“I definitely thought it was harsh. I never drank and drove, I don’t do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard.”– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on the judge in her case calling her “rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent” and comparing her to Lindsay Lohan [People]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 10, 2010

Snooki Is Confused About Which Season We’re In

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was late to her mandatory court appearance today, not because she stopped off at a furry convention — she went to the movies and obviously had to run home to change afterwards. [New Jersey, 9/8/10]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 8, 2010

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Joins A Short List Of Alleged Celebrity Swingers

We were already wary of Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, since the “Jersey Shore” castmates and even his “friends” think he’s a fame whore. But now it’s come out that he used to promote for a private swingers club! Apparently, Miranda got off on going to the X-rated events. A source says, “Jeff loved these…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 31, 2010

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Wants To Propose. Run, Snooki, Run!

We wanted to believe that Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, was for real. We truly wanted him to adore our favorite pouf-wearing pickle-eater and not just be into her to make a name for himself. But a new interview with Miranda puts me even more in the camp of Do Not Trust Jeff. This week,…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 30, 2010

The Reason Why Snooki Has Fancier Purses Than You

Snooki may have gotten punched in the face by a gym teacher from Queens, but being a D-list celebrity is not all rough on our girl. Apparently, she gets so many designer purses sent to her for free even Posh Spice is getting jealous. Style writer Simon Doonan warns us something nefarious is afoot, though.

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 24, 2010

Are You Snookin’ For A Halloween Costume Already?

“Jersey Shore” Halloween costumes? Now that is truly scary.

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 24, 2010

Angelina Calls Snooki’s New Man A “Fame Whore”

In a recent interview, the least popular resident of “Jersey Shore,” Angelina Pivarnick, called out Snooki’s new man, Jeff Miranda, for being a fame whore. Angelina claims that Jeff is only interested in Snooki to get press. She says, “Jeff used to try and hook up with me all the time after we were done…

By: Kelli Bender / August 19, 2010

Quotable: Snooki’s Boyfriend Likes Her Even Though She’s Always Drunk

“We hit it off really, really good. Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool ass person, even though she’s drunk most of the time. She’s a real sweet girl … It was almost like an instant connection … The way the show depicts her and makes her seem is totally not her.

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 18, 2010

8 Things To Know About Jeff Miranda, Snooki’s New Boyfriend

It sounds like there will be no more Snookin’ for love for a while as our dear little Snooki has found a new man! His name is Jeff Miranda and the blogs are already buzzing about the Millstone, New Jersey, guido-in-training and his intentions. We’ve rounded up all we can find about the guy so…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 17, 2010

Snooki Tried, And Failed, To Trademark Her Name

Snooki has a pussy(cat) problem! “Jersey Shore”‘s sloppiest drunk has been denied the trademark for her name because a 2003 children’s book, Adventures of Snooky: Under the Sea, already beat her to it. Snooky the cat is also orange and could scratch your eyes out. However, unlike Snooki the human, who searches for Sea Breeze…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 13, 2010

Quotable: John McCain And Snooki Sitting In A Tree

“I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail.” — John McCain on Snooki’s recent legal woes. Snooki recently called McCain “really cute.” Ew. [via New York Daily News]…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 12, 2010

Quotable: Snooki Says She’s Too Pretty For Jail, Gives Conflicting Accounts Of Arrest

“I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us. You can’t even contain me. When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 10, 2010

Not Even Taiwanese Animation Can Really Explain Snooki

Next Media Animation has taken some liberties explaining “Jersey Shore” via Taiwanese CGI animation. But honestly, President Obama getting smashed in the face with a wine bottle for imposing a 10 percent tanning tax wouldn’t be too far-fetched should Snooki ever crash a White House party. [Huffington Post]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 9, 2010

Quotable: Deena And Snooki Are “Two Little Meatballs”

“[Snooki] basically needed a partner-in-crime in the house, and me and her are exactly alike … It kind of scares me … The difference between me and Nicole is she’s looking for love and I just don’t give a f*** what guys think. Basically I’m the one just going out there, trying to have a…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / August 9, 2010

Snooki’s Mascara-Stained Mug Shot Photo

Don’t worry about Snooki — the girl doesn’t need you to cry her a river because she’s already done that herself. In a mugshot released today after Friday’s arrest for disorderly conduct, her pouf is de-poufed and she’s got mascara streaming down her face. Tragic, I tell you. [7/3010, Seaside Heights, New Jersey]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2010

Watch Snooki Fall Off A Bike Moments Before Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest

It’s been a rough weekend for ol’ Snooki. Not only was the “Jersey Shore” star arrested for disorderly conduct on Friday afternoon on a Seaside Heights beach, but she also fell off a parked bicycle. In a video taken by TMZ just before she was arrested, a slobbering drunk Snooki tries to mount a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2010

Snooki Steals The “Jersey Shore” Season 2 Premiere

Jersey Shore” is back bitches! Here’s the Cliff’s Notes: People are road trippin’ to Miami, Angelina is trying to show her slutty side, Sammi and Ronnie are “single” but continue to fight,The Situation and Pauly D are still egomaniacs, J-WoWW looks like a porn star, Vinny is holding out for quality chicks to bang, and…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 30, 2010

Free Snooki! Nicole Polizzi Arrested For Disorderly Conduct

Gosh. It’s not even 5 p.m., quittin’ time here on the East Coast, and already Snooki is raising hell. “Jersey Shore” star Nicole Polizzi was arrested by police in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, for disorderly conduct, police sources tell TMZ. Was it another drink-throwing incident? A slap fight? Were hair extensions yanked? No details have…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 30, 2010

President Obama Visits “The View” To Talk The Economy, Jobs, Race, And Snooki

“I don’t know who Snooki is.”

Wait, I voted for this man?

When President Barack Obama visited “The View” this morning, people living in red states and blue states alike crowded around the TV for the big event. In between cute anecdotes about Sasha and Malia and softball questions about Lindsay…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 29, 2010
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