Posts tagged "snooki"

Quotable: Snooki Is No Lindsay Lohan!

“I definitely thought it was harsh. I never drank and drove, I don’t do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard.”– Nicole

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 10, 2010 - 11:50 am

Snooki Is Confused About Which Season We’re In

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was late to her mandatory court appearance today, not because she stopped off at a furry convention — she went to the movies and obviously had to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 8, 2010 - 7:15 pm

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Joins A Short List Of Alleged Celebrity Swingers

We were already wary of Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, since the “Jersey Shore” castmates and even his “friends” think he’s a fame whore. But now it’s come out that…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 31, 2010 - 6:15 pm

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Wants To Propose. Run, Snooki, Run!

We wanted to believe that Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, was for real. We truly wanted him to adore our favorite pouf-wearing pickle-eater and not just be into her to…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 30, 2010 - 4:20 pm

The Reason Why Snooki Has Fancier Purses Than You

Snooki may have gotten punched in the face by a gym teacher from Queens, but being a D-list celebrity is not all rough on our girl. Apparently, she gets so…

Jessica Wakeman | August 24, 2010 - 3:20 pm

Are You Snookin’ For A Halloween Costume Already?

“Jersey Shore” Halloween costumes? Now that is truly scary.

Jessica Wakeman | August 24, 2010 - 2:20 pm

Angelina Calls Snooki’s New Man A “Fame Whore”

In a recent interview, the least popular resident of “Jersey Shore,” Angelina Pivarnick, called out Snooki’s new man, Jeff Miranda, for being a fame whore. Angelina claims that Jeff is…

Kelli Bender | August 19, 2010 - 6:45 pm

Quotable: Snooki’s Boyfriend Likes Her Even Though She’s Always Drunk

“We hit it off really, really good. Nicole is actually really cute and seems like a cool ass person, even though she’s drunk most of the time. She’s a real…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 18, 2010 - 2:20 pm

8 Things To Know About Jeff Miranda, Snooki’s New Boyfriend

It sounds like there will be no more Snookin’ for love for a while as our dear little Snooki has found a new man! His name is Jeff Miranda and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 17, 2010 - 7:00 pm

Snooki Tried, And Failed, To Trademark Her Name

Snooki has a pussy(cat) problem! “Jersey Shore”‘s sloppiest drunk has been denied the trademark for her name because a 2003 children’s book, Adventures of Snooky: Under the Sea, already beat…

Jessica Wakeman | August 13, 2010 - 4:40 pm

Quotable: John McCain And Snooki Sitting In A Tree

“I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail.” — John McCain on Snooki’s recent legal woes. Snooki recently called McCain “really cute.” Ew. [via…

Julie Gerstein | August 12, 2010 - 1:20 pm

Quotable: Snooki Says She’s Too Pretty For Jail, Gives Conflicting Accounts Of Arrest

“I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 10, 2010 - 1:10 pm

Not Even Taiwanese Animation Can Really Explain Snooki

Next Media Animation has taken some liberties explaining “Jersey Shore” via Taiwanese CGI animation. But honestly, President Obama getting smashed in the face with a wine bottle for…

Jessica Wakeman | August 9, 2010 - 5:50 pm

Quotable: Deena And Snooki Are “Two Little Meatballs”

“[Snooki] basically needed a partner-in-crime in the house, and me and her are exactly alike … It kind of scares me … The difference between me and Nicole is she’s…

Kate Torgovnick/ | August 9, 2010 - 2:50 pm

Snooki’s Mascara-Stained Mug Shot Photo

Don’t worry about Snooki — the girl doesn’t need you to cry her a river because she’s already done that herself. In a mugshot released today after Friday’s arrest for

Jessica Wakeman | August 2, 2010 - 6:15 pm

Watch Snooki Fall Off A Bike Moments Before Her Disorderly Conduct Arrest

It’s been a rough weekend for ol’ Snooki. Not only was the “Jersey Shore” star arrested for disorderly conduct on Friday afternoon on a Seaside Heights beach, but she…

Jessica Wakeman | August 2, 2010 - 1:40 pm

Snooki Steals The “Jersey Shore” Season 2 Premiere

Jersey Shore” is back bitches! Here’s the Cliff’s Notes: People are road trippin’ to Miami, Angelina is trying to show her slutty side, Sammi and Ronnie are “single” but continue…

Ami Angelowicz | July 30, 2010 - 8:29 pm

Free Snooki! Nicole Polizzi Arrested For Disorderly Conduct

Gosh. It’s not even 5 p.m., quittin’ time here on the East Coast, and already Snooki is raising hell. “Jersey Shore” star Nicole Polizzi was arrested by police in Seaside…

Jessica Wakeman | July 30, 2010 - 7:15 pm

President Obama Visits “The View” To Talk The Economy, Jobs, Race, And Snooki

“I don’t know who Snooki is.”

Wait, I voted for this man?

When President Barack Obama visited “The View” this morning, people living in red states…

Jessica Wakeman | July 29, 2010 - 2:40 pm
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