Posts tagged "snooki"

Evening Quickies: Will Snooki Be On “Dancing With The Stars”?

Snooki, Rob Kardashian and Christina Milian are all in talks for the next season of “Dancing With The Stars.” TEAM SNOOKI! Well, we already know she can dance with potted plants. [US Weekly]
Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy for hiring a Kim Kardashian-lookalike for a commercial, which Kim says damaged her image. [Styleite]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 20, 2011

The “Jersey Shore” Season 4 Trailer Is Disgustingly Delicious

You guys, the “Jersey Shore” season four trailer is so gross. Does this mean I’m not going to watch it? No. In fact, I’m already planning a “Jersey Shore” season premiere viewing party with soppressata and limoncello shots. You’re only allowed to come if you’ve got a fake tan and something with a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 19, 2011

The Dumbest Things We’ve Done While Drunk

Earlier this week, Vinny was seen loading his bags into a car outside “Jersey Shore”‘s Seaside Heights house as he allegedly quit the show. Days later, The Situation stormed off, too, huffing and puffing to the paparazzi that he, “the bad guy,” was quitting, too. Drama, drama, drama.

So, how did a sensitive…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 8, 2011

Quickies: Snooki Cursed With Spinster Spell & Jon Stewart Responds To Weinergate

An old woman in Italy reportedly put an “old-fashioned spinster spell” on Snooki. I cannot wait to watch how this plays out in season four of “Jersey Shore”! [Celebitchy]
Here’s one woman’s tales from fact-checking at Cosmopolitan. [Slate]
Fox News used a picture of Tina Fey to illustrate a story about Sarah Palin. You’d think…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 7, 2011

Would A Snooki Without A Margarita In Hand Smell As Sweet?

“I hardly drink now. I used to drink every single day. I’m more into getting fit, going to the gym, eating healthy because then you feel better about yourself … If I was stretched out, I would look like a supermodel. But I’m like compact, so I look like 160 pounds.”
Snooki, always the modest one,…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / June 4, 2011

Snooki Or Wookiee?

Apparently this is what happens if you are Snooki and you crash your Fiat while in Florence. Oh, and you also get your license revoked and face criminal charges. At least she has found an interesting way to make her neck brace work with her wardrobe.[Us Weekly]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / June 1, 2011

Snooki Hits A Police Car In Italy, Italian-American Relations Plunge Southward

Snooki rear-ended a cop car in Florence, Italy, this weekend, sending two police officers to the hospital with whiplash. Snooki, her pal Deena, and a “Jersey Shore” film crew member were being escorted by the cop car, which pinned Snooki’s car against a highway wall after the crash. This surely won’t do any good to…

By: Jessica Wakeman / May 31, 2011

Snooki Has Given Up Margaritas

“As everyone’s planning their night at the club … I’m wondering when Gold’s [Gym] closes …[I have] egg whites in the morning and chicken and salads … And if you do drink, it’s gotta be clear liquors. [Margaritas] are, like, a million calories.”– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on her new fitness regime. I mean, good for…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 24, 2011

Snooki Paid $32K To Speak At Rutgers—$2K More Than They’re Paying Toni Morrison

On Thursday night, Snooki spoke at Rutgers University in New Jersey, just a short drive from Seaside Heights, and pulled in a crowd of 2,000 students. “When you’re tan, you feel better about yourself,” she said, as words of wisdom for the students. “Study hard, but party harder.” Parents, of course, are up in arm…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / April 4, 2011

10 Unfortunate Effects of Watching 13 Hours of Jersey Shore In One Day

A couple weeks ago, I caught the nasty cold that’s been going around. Coughing, feverish, and too tired to leave my couch, I drew the blinds and searched for comfort in the Netflix “instant watch” section. Instead I found Jersey Shore Season 2. I’d never seen the show before and thought this might be a…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 21, 2011

Snooki Knows She’s A Freakin’ Alcoholic

“If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it … Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party, but some of the stuff…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 2, 2011

Snooki Calls Regis A “Grown-Up Gorilla”

“[My boyfriend]’s definitely not a gorilla juicehead. But, you know, he’s a guido. … I would consider Regis a hot ape. A grown-up gorilla.”

—Surprise! Snooki’s latest hookup on “Jersey Shore,” the one the guys busted in on her with in the smush room, is now her boyfriend. She tells Regis Philbin and Kelly…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / February 24, 2011

Look Who Fell Down The Rabbit Hole

Here’s an illustrated clip from the new literary work Snooki in Wonderland. I think I know what happens next. Snooki drinks the potion and gets arrested for public drunkenness. This one’s gonna be a page turner. Get your copy here for only 99 cents. [Snooki in Wonderland]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / February 24, 2011

Snooki Regrets Vinny Shoving His Watermelon In Her Pinhole

“I kind of wish me and Vinny didn’t try and have sex, because it was just drama this whole season. And I don’t know, it was just awkward between us and then I felt stupid because … you’ll see, it’s just embarrassing.”
Snooki tells “The Morning Mash Up” that she wishes she hadn’t hooked u…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / January 30, 2011

Quickies: Marijuana Soda for Sale & Snooki Films A New Reality Show

Canna Cola, a new $15 can of soda made from pot, will start selling on Friday at medical marijuana dispensaries around the country. It comes in grape, orange and lemon flavors as well, but is apparently less potent than other pot beverages on the market already. All we want to know is, will it still…

By: Jessica Wakeman / January 25, 2011

Snooki Makes Over A Tween In Her Likeness

I should probably find this video of Snooki giving an 11-year-old a makeover in her likeness — heavily applied bronzer, poof, and all — really offensive. She’s a kid! She doesn’t need to look like a Jersey guidette with alcohol running through her veins! But I don’t know, I found this makeover kind of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 13, 2011

Snooki Teaches Matt Lauer About The Weenis

I caught the tail end of Matt Lauer’s interview with Snooki on “The Today Show” this morning and cringed as he sort of scolded her for being such a drunk. (She swears she’s just a wastoid during the summer.) But I apparently missed the best part of the interview, when Snooki taught Matt what…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 11, 2011

It’s Official: Vinny From “Jersey Shore” Is The Most Sensitive Man On Television

Last night was the season premiere of the third season of “Jersey Shore,” and people, it did not disappoint. The first night, new cast member Deena got naked in front of The Situation, JWoww and Sammi got in a physical fight, and I learned at least five new words for “vagina.” But the most heartwarming…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 7, 2011

The Most Amazing Quotes From Snooki’s Debut Novel, “A Shore Thing”

Put aside the latest Jonathan Franzen! Set down that copy of War & Peace that you’ve been trying to get through for the last five years. A real work of literary genius is about to hit bookshelves — Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s A Shore Thing is out this week! The New York Post scored a copy…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 4, 2011

The Snooki Ball Will Drop After All

I know I was devastated when I learned that Times Square put the kibosh on Snooki’s 2011 “hamster ball” drop stunt. Yes, MTV had planned to put her in some kind of pink, glittering ball and ring in the New Year by lowering her down into the center of the action. Apparently, the bitches i…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 31, 2010
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