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Quotable: Snooki Is No Lindsay Lohan!

“I definitely thought it was harsh. I never drank and drove, I don’t do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard.”

– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi on the judge in her case calling her “rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent” and comparing her to Lindsay Lohan [People] Keep reading »

Snooki Is Confused About Which Season We’re In

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was late to her mandatory court appearance today, not because she stopped off at a furry convention — she went to the movies and obviously had to run home to change afterwards. [New Jersey, 9/8/10] Keep reading »

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Joins A Short List Of Alleged Celebrity Swingers

We were already wary of Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, since the “Jersey Shore” castmates and even his “friends” think he’s a fame whore. But now it’s come out that he used to promote for a private swingers club! Apparently, Miranda got off on going to the X-rated events. A source says, “Jeff loved these parties and he really saw himself as a ‘ladies man.’ His favorite party trick was to pour alcohol on naked bodies of women and then lick it off.” Gross. [Radar]

Watch out, Snooks, or you’re going to be sharing your man! But if you’re going to be hitting up a key party, there might be a few famous faces there. Keep reading »

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Wants To Propose. Run, Snooki, Run!

We wanted to believe that Snooki‘s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, was for real. We truly wanted him to adore our favorite pouf-wearing pickle-eater and not just be into her to make a name for himself. But a new interview with Miranda puts me even more in the camp of Do Not Trust Jeff. This week, he appears on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine—the same rag that brought you this tragic Hailey Glassman cover. And in the interview, Jeff says that he wants to ask Snooki to marry him. Keep reading »

The Reason Why Snooki Has Fancier Purses Than You

Snooki may have gotten punched in the face by a gym teacher from Queens, but being a D-list celebrity is not all rough on our girl. Apparently, she gets so many designer purses sent to her for free even Posh Spice is getting jealous. Style writer Simon Doonan warns us something nefarious is afoot, though. “Allegedly, the anxious folks at these various luxury houses are all aggressively gifting our gal Snookums with free bags. No surprise, right?” Doonan wrote. “But here’s the shocker: They are not sending her their own bags. They are sending her each other’s bags! Competitors’ bags! Call it what you will — ‘preemptive product placement’? ‘unbranding’? — either way, it’s brilliant, and it makes total sense.” I guess nothing warms a cold fashionista heart more than seeing a girl who just got arrested for public drunkenness during the daytime carry the competition’s wares on her arm as she trots out of the slammer. Still, that is so mean. [New York Observer] Keep reading »

Are You Snookin’ For A Halloween Costume Already?

“Jersey Shore” Halloween costumes? Now that is truly scary.
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