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Do Not Want: Sandra Bullock And Jesse James Allegedly Made A Dirty Video

And by dirty, I do mean dirty. Look, I am going to take this bit of gossip with a hefty grain of salt and you should too. That said, as always, I am here to report rumors as rumors, and just because we like Sandra Bullock and feel bad for her, doesn’t mean we should pretend this bit of salacious gossip didn’t land in our laps. SO. According to a “bombshell new report” from gossip writer Ian Halperin, Jesse James has a copy of sex tape he made with Bullock and it is a doozy. Read all about it, after the jump … Keep reading »

Is Sandra Bullock Second-Guessing Her Decision To Divorce Jesse James?

While Jesse James seeks treatment in rehab, Sandra Bullock is reconsidering her divorce options and believes she can save their marriage, a friend of the star tells me. Although more women keep crawling out of the woodwork, Sandra wants to stick by her man. Here’s how she’s planning to move forward. Read more Keep reading »

Jesse James Wants You To Know The Nazi Salute Was A Joke!

Jesse James’ lawyer, Joe Yanny, issued a statement saying that the photo of his client doing the Nazi salute in a Nazi hat was joke and that the hat was a “gag gift” from his Jewish godfather. Additionally, Yanni also said James can’t possibly be a white supremacist because he once spent a month in an Israeli kibbutz. Also, Ted Haggert can’t be a homophobe because, remember, he sucked that guy off that one time. Anyway, Yanni may have an explanation for the Nazi hat and salute, but he didn’t address how James’ totally-not-racist-or-anti-Semitic-wang got inside Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s white-supremacist-sympathizing-vagina. Was that a joke too? Was she on loan from his Jewish godfather as well? [CNN] Keep reading »

What Sandra Bullock Can Learn From Her Films

I can’t imagine how Sandra Bullock must feel right now. It’s been less than a month since the biggest moment of her career and she’s hiding out like a fugitive. She should be rejoicing, but instead she’s getting STD tests and grappling with the horror of knowing that her Nazi husband had a foursome with someone named Skittles Valentine. It doesn’t really get any more humiliating than that. I wish I had some words of comfort to offer … but I don’t. Instead, I think Sandy should look to some of her own films for advice and consolation. After the jump, words of wisdom for Sandra … from her own films. Keep reading »

Jesse James Had A Foursome With Someone Named Skittles Valentine

I don’t know about you, but if I ever have a foursome, I am doing it Jesse James style and including a chick whose first name is a type of candy and last name is a holiday, like, oh, I don’t know, Skittles Valentine. No seriously, Jesse James and his original hooch, Michelle McGee, supposedly had a foursome with some other dude and that dude’s secretary, and that secretary is named Skittles Valentine. Anyhoo, this candy-coated foursome went down at some dirty San Diego bike shop, obviously, and protection was allegedly not used, because clearly you can’t get HIV or herpes from something that tastes like a rainbow. (Not true, you can, and Jesse and Sandra should both probably get tested.)

Not that this situation is funny, but Skittles Valentine has not stopped making me crack up for the last hour, so I decided to channel than energy into bestowing my fellow Frisky staffers with their own Jesse James Mistress Nickname. Check them out, after the jump, and then declare your own in the comments. Keep reading »

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