Porn king Ron Jeremy has been spotted at Fashion Week checking out the hottest ... clothes? Is this part of the adult entertainment industry’s plan to diversify in the recession? [Tadashi, New York City, 9/15/09]

Ron Jeremy wants to give you a present! The self-proclaimed “Hardest [Working] Man in Showbiz” is giving you a few inches more than he’s given to over 4,000 women—that’s 17” x 24”, to be exact. The gifted actor is featured on $6 wrapping paper. This has got to be the least classy thing the porn king has ever done. Ron is pictured on the paper, fully clothed, along with the slogan, “From one big prick to another!” (Well, there goes the line you were going to use in the card.) We think the question mark pattern behind him says it all. Seriously. Wrapping paper, Ron? What will he think of next. [Nerd Approved]

Anyone who has ever picked up a Playgirl has probably learned their lesson the hard way (no pun intended).  The mag is famous for publishing naked pictures they get sent by amateurs in the “Real Men” section. While porn superstar Ron Jeremy got his start as one of these snapshots, you’re more likely to see some scary shaved grandpa-parts and silly sex costumes.  We always make a point to flip past that page, but daytime talk show host Maury Povich wasn’t afraid to go there. Take a look at these clips from his infamous Playgirl episode special, which features more muscle than a race car, a mother who sent Playgirl pictures of her son, a jealous host, a mullet, and an appreciative granny. It’s classic! [About halfway through this video we think we spotted a flash of buttock, so it’s potentially NSFW. That said, this did air at the same time as Sesame Street!]