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14 Celebs Looking Miserable While Enjoying The Lap Of Luxury

Look, if someone took a photo of me while I was getting my hair cut, I doubt I’d be smiling constantly but the looks on these celebs faces closely resembles the faces I make while waiting in line at the DMV.

You’re getting a manicure! It’s a non-essential pampering service!

Now I know, I know. You probably do this every 2-3 days and speaking to or making eye contact with the lesser beings who are performing this task that has you booooored out of your mind is a tall order indeed, but lighten up. You could be working in fast food. Or construction. Or at the DMV, where I’d be making these same faces at you. Read more…

Vincent Kartheiser Stands Up For Jon Hamm’s “Idiots” Kardashian Comment

Jon's Idiot Comments
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Jon Hamm called Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian "idiots." Read More »
Kim Is Not Happy
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Kim Kardashian called Jon Hamm "careless" for trashing her. Read More »
No Babies For Vincent
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Vincent Kartheiser has made the choice to be childless. Read More »
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“I don’t think [Jon Hamm was] wrong. It’s OK to look at something and say what it is. It’s OK to look at a McDonald’s hamburger and say, ‘Yeah, I like the taste of them, but they’re not good for me.’ We live in a time where everyone’s very aware that there’s people who are celebrities because of their fathers or celebrities because of this machine that’s selling something very simple and very ordinary, and people are buying it. It’s not an awful thing, but I think it’s OK to say it’s not a splendid thing, either.”

– More from Vincent Kartheiser, who plays Pete Campbell on “Mad Men,” after the jump: Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jon Hamm Digs His Kardashian Hole A Little Bit Deeper

Jon's Idiot Comments
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Jon Hamm called Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian "idiots." Read More »
Kim Is Not Happy
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Kim Kardashian called Jon Hamm "careless" for trashing her. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Gwyneth Paltrow insists she didn't ghostwrite her cookbook. Read More »
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  • The cast of “Mad Men” hit “The Today Show” and of course they asked Jon Hamm about his recent remarks implying that Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are “f**king idiots,” which Kim did not appreciate. “It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than that car-crash sensibility,” said Hamm. His co-star Vincent Kartheiser then spoke up and said “I agree with everything [Hamm]. I mean, I think our society enjoys to turn on the television and seeing someone who is awful; they can say, ‘At least I’m not as terrible as that person.’” That’s just the “Mad Men” cast, spittin’ truth. [The FW]
  • What do we think of Katy Perry’s cover of Jay-Z and Kanye’s song “Ni**as In Paris”? At least she said “ninjas” instead of the N-word and didn’t really try to rap … [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Justin Bieber gets beaten to a bloody pulp on the cover of Complex. (Warning: it’s gross.) [Complex]
  • Awesome outfits inspired by Katniss Everdeen. [Betty Confidential]
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Evening Quickies: Jon Hamm Disses “Idiots” Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian

Morning Quickies
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David Duchovny is pissed a doctor says sex addiction is fake. Read More »
Friends With Kids
Oh look, an ensemble cast that does not look godawful. Read More »
Jon Loves Jen
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Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt are my relationship role model. Read More »
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  • Don Draper might not have such discriminating taste, but Jon Hamm does. In April’s issue of Elle UK, he says “stupidity is celebrated” with Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian and “being a f**king idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.” I’m not thrilled he only named ladies here — cough The Situation cough — but his sentiment is nevertheless swoonworthy.  [Daily Mail UK]
  • John Mayer’s throat issues have returned and his live performing career is on “indefinite break,” meaning his next tour has been canceled. [PopCrush
  • Ellen DeGeneres pranked Megan Fox with a giant banana man, for some reason. [The FW]
  • Remember the little boy who played Anakin Skywalker in the “The Phantom Menace”? His name is Jake Lloyd, he’s 22, goes to Columbia, and hates acting. [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • There’s a vicious rumor going around that the Olsen twins did so much coke with their sister Elizabeth when she was “not even [a] teen” that she had to get a nose job. [Crushable] Keep reading »

Paris Hilton’s New Song “Drunk Text” Is Worse Than You Thought

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A few years ago, I was in LA for work and actually encountered Paris Hilton in the wild. I was at what I guess was a “hip” bar and she waltzed in with her entourage and settled in a booth at the back. She spent the entire two hours she was there texting on her Sidekick. I don’t think she made eye contact with anyone all night. That girl was clearly a texting addict! So it does not surprise me in the slightest that her new song — how excited are you?!?! — is all about texting. Keep reading »

Can We Give Up The Marilyn Monroe Impersonations Now, Please?

Hollywood is filled with blondes — both bottled and born — doing their best Marilyn Monroe imitations. Courtney Stodden, teen bride, was just the latest in a long, sordid trail of celebs to break out the pin curls and red lipstick when she did a photo shoot as the star in Hollywood this week. I’m pretty sure Norma Jean is rolling over in her grave. Seriously: stick a fork in this look ’cause it’s done.

40 Stars At Sundance

Paris accessorizes with ear muffs and weird, hipster glasses! Jesse Pinkman, I mean, Aaron Paul snowboards! Liv Tyler gives herself a paddle beard! Click on to see who else is hanging out at the Sundance Film Festival this week…

Paris The Golden Heiress On Spain’s “Vanity Fair”

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Paris Hilton doesn't get birthday gifts like normal people. Read More »
Is Paris Racist?
Author Neil Struss claims Paris told him black guys are "gross." Read More »
Paris Hilton on Vanity Fair Russia

To quote Julie, “Who cares about Paris Hilton anymore?”

To quote Ami, “Is her head going to fall off if she takes that necklace off?” (Apparently that’s a Halloween story.)

To quote Amelia, “God, that cover is tacky.” [Racked

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Chloe Sevigny Hates The Hiltons, Loves Snooki And JWoww

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“What’s Paris Hilton’s sister called? Isn’t it Nicky or something? Anyway, she apparently talked to someone about my first collection, and was like, ‘I don’t get it.’ I was like, Good! I’m glad she doesn’t get it. It’s not for her. If Snooki wants to wear my clothes, go for it. I think she’d look a lot better in them ... I have to admit, I do find that JWoww sexy in a really weird way. It’s like that sexy, dirty kind of girl—not dirty, but like a hot mess.”

– File this quote under surprising things we learned about actress/designer Chloe Sevigny. Who knew she’d be a “Jersey Shore” kind of girl? [Bullet]

25 Celebs Dressed Up For Halloween 2011!

Happy Halloween! It’s the holiday in which celebs are free to dress up as the characters they wish someone would pay them to play. Click through this slideshow to see the costumes donned by stars like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Gwen Stefani, Lea Michele, Mindy Kaling, and Lindsay Lohan. And after the jump, check out celebrity costumes from 2010 and 2009. Keep reading »

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