“There’s much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you’re going to have to work yourself, just like I did.”
– That’s P. Hilton (Paris, if you’re nasty), explaining how she managed to scrape out a meek, hardscrabble living and acquire many, many luxury goods, including couch pillows with her face on them. I mean, she’s basically Ree from “Winter’s Bone,” right? Also, unrelated: I will give you one million spacebucks if you can tell me what exactly Paris’s “work” is. [Elle]
Paris Hilton is seriously always on vacation. Vacation from what, I’m not sure, but that bitch sure does love a beach. Here she is, enjoying a beach holiday with her boyfriend River Viper (his real last name is Viiperi, but I mean, River Viper sounds better, right?), chilling in what my mom would call a schmata. You know, this might be the most covered up she’s been in a long time. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
The Bling Ring – the gang of teenagers who famously stole from the homes of Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox and Paris Hilton and now is being forever immortalized in a Sofia Coppola movie – not only wanted to rob celebrities of their fancy jewels but also their unmentionables too.
According to Nancy Jo Sales, the journalist who famously interviewed the ring members, the burglars were obsessed with stealing the stars’ lingerie.
“They wanted to look sexy. Looking sexy in a celebrity’s clothes, well that’s even sexier,” Sales told Vanity Fair. Read more on Celebuzz…
Looking at pictures of women with cartoonishly large breasts, bound and gagged in the backseat of the trunk of a car, you might think you’re looking at bondage porn.
But no, you would be looking at someone’s idea of “advertising” for the Ford Motor Company. The tagline? “Leave Your Worries Behind.” Keep reading »
Happy Holidays! It’s that time of year when celebrities and various members of the 1 percent flock to Aspen to ski and strut around in ridiculous designer snow outfits. Obviously, Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi were not going to miss out on the fun. River, who looks even younger than his actual age of 21, opted for a light jacket and sneakers, while Paris went for frothy white fur and moon boots, because of course she did. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Steel your stomachs, Paris Hilton has again been caught on tape. This time, a cab driver caught the socialite making some pretty inflammatory remarks about gay men earlier this month—though her people are valiantly attempting to spin it as the socialite simply showing her concern about serious health risks, TMZ reports. While discussing Grindr—a website some gay men reportedly use in a quest for casual sex—with another passenger in the cab, Hilton says: ” Ewwww … gay guys are the horniest people in the world … they’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS. … I would be so scared if I was a gay guy … you’ll, like, die of AIDS.” Read more …
Well, it’s worth a shot.
Fredrick Denney, 61, is accused of barricading himself inside a Belmont, N.C. hotel and threatening to shoot police while demanding a pizza and to marry Paris Hilton, according to WCNC.
Denney was eventually pepper sprayed and taken into custody after several hours on Saturday. Read more …
Here’s Paris Hilton leaving a Manhattan Federal Court, dressed in a navy blue suit and matching tights. Everyone’s favorite socialite is suing and being sued by a bankrupt Italian lingerie company that claims she took too long to approve designs. What do you think of her monochromatic courtroom style? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world … For most of us, “Barbie Girl” was just a catchy pop song in the summer of 1997. But for some truly special individuals women, the Barbie doll lifestyle and the cartoonish femininity it suggests is a dedicated way of life. This here is Valeria Lukyanova, 21, of Russia, a normal-looking, pretty blonde woman … until she pops in blue contact lenses and piles on the makeup, at which point she totally looks like a Barbie doll come alive. Valeria’s wallpapered her Facebook page with pics of herself resembling the Mattel doll and the glassy-eyed vacant look is so severe, some people wonder if she’s even real. Photoshop hoax? “Real girl”? You be the judge. [Daily Mail UK]
After the jump, let’s meet some more real-life human Barbie dolls you might chance upon in the Barbie Dream House.