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Aspiring To Be Miss Bimbo

Most kids know more about the internet than their parents and grandparents, which is why it scares us that there are sites like Miss Bimbo out there targeting our little girls. The interactive game lets you “become the hottest, coolest most famous bimbo ever!” Because Paris Hilton doesn’t already have that job covered? Okay. Users work to “become a socialite and skyrocket to the top of fame and popularity”, flirt with “that famous hottie you’ve had your eye on”, and can even “resort to meds or plastic surgery. Stop at nothing to become the reigning bimbo!” One of the site editors says that the game, which is marketed to tweens and teens, has some very valuable messages to send. “If they eat too much chocolate in the game it is bad for their bimbos’ bodies and their happiness levels compared to if they eat fruit and vegetables, which reinforces positive healthy eating messages.”

Okay, so we’re not entirely sure that this isn’t some hugely ironic parody site, but in a world filled with Bratz dolls and tween thongs, there’s a solid chance it’s for real. Besides, we doubt the little 10-year old we babysit would be able to tell the difference. [Guardian U.K via Feministing] Keep reading »

Frisky Quote Of The Day: Paris Hilton on Africa

“I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.” — Paris Hilton, currently on tour in Africa with boyfriend Benji Madden and his band Good Charlotte. Keep reading »

Would You Wear This? The Paris Hilton Shoe Collection

Currently available on Zappos.com, Paris Hilton’s shoe collection has, um, pink and leopard print and looks the way her fragrance smells. Jessica Simpson, your fashion line has got competition! So what do you guys think? The “Icon” style makes me feel ill, but “Vogue” (in nude) is kind of cute and ladylike. [Zappos via Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Plays Paris

Lindsay Lohan has been stickin’ it to Paris Hilton! When the cat’s away groupie-ing it up with her boyfriend Benji Madden in South Africa, someone’s gotta take her place in America. And Lohan has risen to the challenge! Earlier today, a sex tape, er, crappy cell phone video, surfaced of a blonde going down on Calum Best — a boy the starlet has a summer fling with. Lindsay reportedly said she didn’t remember being filmed, which is completely plausible considering her old habits. Then Lindsay kicked it up a Paris-notch by sporting an initial ring of her own. While Hilton’s got “BM”, supposedly for her #2 — boyfriend Benji — Lohan’s got SR, for her best girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson. So now, not only is she copping a feel on Paris’ publicity racket and fashion sense, she’s also playing gay for a day — just like Hilton recently did with Elisha Cuthbert! Man, Lohan has got this Paris act down. Turns out, however, that the sex tape is just some other blonde chick, but we still think Lindsay should get to play Paris in a Lifetime Made-For-TV movie. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Sarah Larson Reels In George Clooney

  • What magic potion did Sarah Larson use to entrance George Clooney? The tabs are reporting that the actor is set to give up his prized bachelordom and marry Sarah this summer. [Marie Claire U.K.]
  • Sienna Miller and her boyfriend Rhys Ifans are engaged! Apparently he has asked for her hand three times before and she’s always said no. Playing hard to get, eh, Sienna? [Perez Hilton]
  • Paris Hilton wore a giant, tacky, bejeweled “BM” ring at boyfriend Benji Madden’s birthday party this weekend. This is probably a little fratty of us, but all we could think of when we saw that ring was bowel movements. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
  • Star Couplings: Scarlett Donates Herself To Charity

  • Scarlett Johansson is auctioning off a date with herself to raise money for Oxfam. Time to hide the beef’s Amex! [Us Weekly]
  • Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib are dunzo after she found texts from another woman on his cellphone. That is all it took?! [DListed]
  • As previously rumored, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony named their twins Max and Emme. Aww! [Perez Hilton]
  • Paris Hilton and Benji Madden’s relationship is moving at lighting speed! She’s already borrowing from his heinous wardrobe and wearing an engagement ring! [Perez Hilton]
  • Cute couple Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal spent a romantic weekend together in NYC — and totally skipped our slumber party, by the way. Rude! [DListed]
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    Star Couplings: Paris Hilton Adds A Madden To Her List

  • Oh my gosh, cannot believe I forgot to mention this yesterday. Paris Hilton is dating Joel Madden’s twin brother Benji. Joel Madden? As in Nicole Richie’s baby daddy? This has got to make double-dating so much easier. [Just Jared]
  • Britney Spears was finally allowed, after a month and a half, to see her kids. Twice! Yay! [Perez Hilton]
  • One of the best moments for me from the Oscars was when George Clooney and his much, much, much younger girlfriend talked about what they did for Valentine’s Day. They went to Vegas! To hang out with her friends! For some reason, the idea of the Cloons hanging out with a bunch of sorority girls makes me laugh and cry at the same time. [OMG!]
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    Sex Tapes: Actually Scandalous In Hong Kong!

    While every celeb in America has got a promotional sex tape — from rock grandpa Gene Simmons to Paris Hilton — in Hong Kong it is career suicide…and then some. Edison Chen, 27, a strapping leading man in Chinese cinema, collected suggestive photos and videos he had taken with many of China’s top female celebrities. Over 1,000 sexy shots were stolen off his computer while it was being repaired and then posted online, creating a surge in internet activity all across Asia. Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Paris Hilton Visits The Island Of Lesbos

  • Paris Hilton and pal Elisha Cuthbert were reportedly seen making out like crazy at a club in NYC. Pseudo-lesbianism is the new screwing each other’s boyfriends! {Us Weekly]
  • Yawn. Britney Spears was taken to the hospital again last night and was put under an involuntary 72 hour watch because she is effing cuh-razy. We love you Brit, but this situation is becoming a little too predictable for our tastes. [Perez Hilton]
  • Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are holding off on confirming her pregnancy because they plan on selling the story to a tabloid, with the money going to charity. Cha-ching! [Us Weekly]
  • Ethan Hawke is having a baby with the former nanny of his children with Uma Thurman. How cliche! [Us Weekly]
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    Star Couplings: Jared Leto and Paris Hilton Swap Spit

  • Jared Leto and Paris Hilton, both partying the night away at Sundance, demonstrate the magic of STD exchange. [Ed. Note: Is it wrong that we're still totally attracted to Jared Leto? We have questionable taste sometimes...] [DListed]
  • Rumors are flying that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are engaged, but their reps, of course, are denying it. Whatever — we just hope their future kids are hyphenates! [US Weekly]
  • Celibate is the new man whore! Lenny Kravitz tells the new issue of Maxim that he hasn’t had sex for three years and that, “Where I’m at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that’s the way it’s going to be.” Paging Lisa Bonet… [NY Post]
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