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The Bling Ring’s Top Priority: Stealing Miranda Kerr, Paris Hilton’s Underwear

The Bling Ring – the gang of teenagers who famously stole from the homes of Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox and Paris Hilton and now is being forever immortalized in a Sofia Coppola movie – not only wanted to rob celebrities of their fancy jewels but also their unmentionables too.

According to Nancy Jo Sales, the journalist who famously interviewed the ring members, the burglars were obsessed with stealing the stars’ lingerie.

“They wanted to look sexy. Looking sexy in a celebrity’s clothes, well that’s even sexier,” Sales told Vanity FairRead more on Celebuzz…

Ford India Ads Show Kardashians & Other Women Bound, Gagged & Locked In Car Trunks

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Looking at pictures of women with cartoonishly large breasts, bound and gagged in the backseat of the trunk of a car, you might think you’re looking at bondage porn.

But no, you would be looking at someone’s idea of “advertising” for the Ford Motor Company. The tagline? “Leave Your Worries Behind.” Keep reading »

That’s A Lot Of Look: Paris Hilton Channels The Abominable Snowman

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Happy Holidays! It’s that time of year when celebrities and various members of the 1 percent flock to Aspen to ski and strut around in ridiculous designer snow outfits. Obviously, Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi were not going to miss out on the fun. River, who looks even younger than his actual age of 21, opted for a light jacket and sneakers, while Paris went for frothy white fur and moon boots, because of course she did. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Paris Hilton Says Gay Guys Are, Like, So Disgusting

Steel your stomachs, Paris Hilton has again been caught on tape. This time, a cab driver caught the socialite making some pretty inflammatory remarks about gay men earlier this month—though her people are valiantly attempting to spin it as the socialite simply showing her concern about serious health risks, TMZ reports. While discussing Grindr—a website some gay men reportedly use in a quest for casual sex—with another passenger in the cab, Hilton says: ” Ewwww … gay guys are the horniest people in the world … they’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS. … I would be so scared if I was a gay guy … you’ll, like, die of AIDS.” Read more …

Gunman Demands Pizza And Paris Hilton

Well, it’s worth a shot.

Fredrick Denney, 61, is accused of barricading himself inside a Belmont, N.C. hotel and threatening to shoot police while demanding a pizza and to marry Paris Hilton, according to WCNC.

Denney was eventually pepper sprayed and taken into custody after several hours on Saturday. Read more …

Apparently This Is Paris Hilton’s Blue Period

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Here’s Paris Hilton leaving a Manhattan Federal Court, dressed in a navy blue suit and matching tights. Everyone’s favorite socialite is suing and being sued by a bankrupt Italian lingerie company that claims she took too long to approve designs. What do you think of her monochromatic courtroom style? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

7 Real-Life Human Barbie Dolls

I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world … For most of us, “Barbie Girl” was just a catchy pop song in the summer of 1997. But for some truly special individuals women, the Barbie doll lifestyle and the cartoonish femininity it suggests is a dedicated way of life. This here is Valeria Lukyanova, 21, of Russia, a normal-looking, pretty blonde woman … until she pops in blue contact lenses and piles on the makeup, at which point she totally looks like a Barbie doll come alive. Valeria’s wallpapered her Facebook page with pics of herself resembling the Mattel doll and the glassy-eyed vacant look is so severe, some people wonder if she’s even real. Photoshop hoax? “Real girl”? You be the judge. [Daily Mail UK]

After the jump, let’s meet some more real-life human Barbie dolls you might chance upon in the Barbie Dream House.

14 Celebs Looking Miserable While Enjoying The Lap Of Luxury

Look, if someone took a photo of me while I was getting my hair cut, I doubt I’d be smiling constantly but the looks on these celebs faces closely resembles the faces I make while waiting in line at the DMV.

You’re getting a manicure! It’s a non-essential pampering service!

Now I know, I know. You probably do this every 2-3 days and speaking to or making eye contact with the lesser beings who are performing this task that has you booooored out of your mind is a tall order indeed, but lighten up. You could be working in fast food. Or construction. Or at the DMV, where I’d be making these same faces at you. Read more…

Vincent Kartheiser Stands Up For Jon Hamm’s “Idiots” Kardashian Comment

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Jon Hamm called Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian "idiots." Read More »
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“I don’t think [Jon Hamm was] wrong. It’s OK to look at something and say what it is. It’s OK to look at a McDonald’s hamburger and say, ‘Yeah, I like the taste of them, but they’re not good for me.’ We live in a time where everyone’s very aware that there’s people who are celebrities because of their fathers or celebrities because of this machine that’s selling something very simple and very ordinary, and people are buying it. It’s not an awful thing, but I think it’s OK to say it’s not a splendid thing, either.”

– More from Vincent Kartheiser, who plays Pete Campbell on “Mad Men,” after the jump: Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jon Hamm Digs His Kardashian Hole A Little Bit Deeper

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  • The cast of “Mad Men” hit “The Today Show” and of course they asked Jon Hamm about his recent remarks implying that Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are “f**king idiots,” which Kim did not appreciate. “It’s a part of our culture that I certainly don’t identify with and I don’t really understand the appeal of it other than that car-crash sensibility,” said Hamm. His co-star Vincent Kartheiser then spoke up and said “I agree with everything [Hamm]. I mean, I think our society enjoys to turn on the television and seeing someone who is awful; they can say, ‘At least I’m not as terrible as that person.’” That’s just the “Mad Men” cast, spittin’ truth. [The FW]
  • What do we think of Katy Perry’s cover of Jay-Z and Kanye’s song “Ni**as In Paris”? At least she said “ninjas” instead of the N-word and didn’t really try to rap … [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Justin Bieber gets beaten to a bloody pulp on the cover of Complex. (Warning: it’s gross.) [Complex]
  • Awesome outfits inspired by Katniss Everdeen. [Betty Confidential]
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