“Adore You” is perhaps the best example on Miley Cyrus’s latest album, Bangerz, that the girl can sang. Vocally, the song is just great. However, the video, which debuted today, is just hilarious. Watch as Miley, sans fards, writhes around in a nude bra and panties beneath billowing white sheets, holding a video camera as she rubs her body and mouth in ecstasy. I mean, so much excessive mouth touching, I can’t deal. I hope she washed her hands.
“I don’t think I realized what 19 truly is, and I got engaged at 19 and I definitely wouldn’t change being engaged. It was so fun wearing a fat rock for a few years. But now I wait for those moments of silence, when I’m just at my house by myself. … I was so scared of ever being alone, and I think conquering that fear this year was actually bigger than any other transition that I had this entire year. I don’t ever want to have to need someone again where you feel like, without them, you can’t be yourself.”
Is that really Miley Cyrus talking? That girl in the cat-patterned playsuit who twerks on Father Christmas and lights joints onstage? She’s taken a minute from screaming “PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!” to do an interview for “Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People Of 2013.” While I beg to disagree that Miley is fascinating — I mean, maybe in like a five-car pileup way? — she did say something refreshingly mature to Babs. Miley doesn’t regret getting engaged to Liam Hemsworth but said she stayed engaged to him way longer than she should have because she was afraid of being alone. She sure isn’t the only person to have this fear, not by a long shot, and good for her to realize it at 21. Yes, let’s keep this up. More self-awareness please! [E! Online] [Image via Getty]
I believe Miley has tried to make a name for herself lately by being that girl you never know what to expect from. Except, we’ve come to know exactly what to expect from Miley and that is twerking. Twerking on everything. So no one should be the slightest bit surprised that Miley twerked on Santa at KIIS FM’s annual Jingle Ball over the weekend. But forget feeling sorry for Santa — this one’s young, drunk, probably horny and doesn’t seem to mind Miley’s twerking one bit. No word on what Mrs. Claus thinks, however. [Jezebel]
The tongue! The tongue! It’s so tiny, but it’s perfect. The sugar glider manages to makes it seem far more wholesome than Miley. [Reddit]
In fairness, practically every word of Joe Jonas’s first-person piece in New York magazine is a revelation to me, as I have basically gone out of my way not to know anything about the Jonas Brothers other than Nick is the hottest one. But I have had some assumptions about the JoBros in general based on what little has managed to slip through, and this incredibly juicy profile of the middle Jonas squashed almost all of them. Perhaps there is nothing new here for fans, but I’m pretty sure most of y’all don’t walk among us anyway. Keep reading »
Early last week, LOVE magazine Instagrammed (and later deleted) a photo of Miley Cyrus flashing her nude-colored panties at the camera, a crude dick drawn on the crotch. But would Miley’s Sharpie dick actually make the cover of the magazine’s holiday issue? Remains to be seen, but the mag released this quickie trailer for the issue and sure enough, there goes Miley flashin’ that D at the camera yet again. My only question: did the undies come like that or did Miley customize them herself? [via Dlisted]
Chatroulette is still a thing. At least, it is for the infamous Chatroulette Guy who made one of the best viral videos the Internet has ever seen when he performed “Call Me Maybe” to unsuspecting folks on the video chat site. Now he’s back with his special take on Miley Cyrus’ fall hit “Wrecking Ball.” He’s got a sledgehammer, zero shame, and seems to have an actual wrecking ball attached to his ceiling for authenticity.
You win the Internet for the second time, sir! Until we meet again … [YouTube]
The American Music Awards are basically the poor man’s poor man Grammy Awards — worse than the Billboard Awards but arguably better than the People’s Choice Awards. If you missed the festivities, because you were traveling for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, or watching “The Walking Dead” or football, or clipping your toenails, NOT TO WORRY — I watched and will recap every single moment I remember (after four hours of sleep and some lukewarm coffee) in GIFs and video clips! Check it, after the jump… Keep reading »