Who is this little creamsicle? Wouldn’t you just like to know. We’ll give you a hint: he’s related to a girl who really likes to party … in the USA. Keep reading »
After Scarlett Johansson debuted her new tattoo, Amelia and I both didn’t get it. We had an in-depth conversation about it, where we came to the realization that the reasons we didn’t like it were: A) it was exactly the kind of tattoo we expected Scarjo to get (the same way we expected her to release a Tom Waits cover album) and B) something about it seemed like she was trying too hard to demonstrate her street cred (the same way her Tom Waits cover album did).
We say this as two tattooed women who both have Chinese character tattoos we’re embarrassed of. I have two other tattoos, which I love because they have deep meaning to me. Maybe “Lucky You” has deep meaning to Scarjo, who knows? That’s not important. What’s important is this: Scarjo and her “Lucky You” tattoo inspired a much longer reverie about other celebrity tattoos we are expecting to see any day now. When they come true, just remember, we called it first.
Hannah Montana is deader than dead: Miley Cyrus’s newest musical offerings include “Bitches Love Cake,” this totally weird (on purpose) dubstep song with Borgore. It’s got a baby goat, panda and unicorn costumes, and a big ol’ cake . Oh, and Miley Cyrus’s freakishly long tongue. As commenter LR52185 told me when he sent this in, “Miley must have some Gene Simmons in her … her tongue is huuuuuuuuuuge.” All the better to lick Liam Hemsworth with, I suppose.
Miley Cyrus attended a tribute to Halston CEO Ben Malka on Wednesday night, and wore this Temperley London top and pants to the event. We’re really feeling the chainmail vibe of the top, but oh my God, wide leg pants like this make my skin crawl. What do you think of Miley’s ensemble?
Hey, do you remember when Miley tweeted this stuff?
ever feel like you want just…. something more. not sure what exactly…. passion perhaps?
sometimes i feel like i love everyone more than they love me. hatttte that feeling.
Thought of the day: maybe it’s not that they love you less, they just love you the most they are capable of loving.
& there is no trouble in paradise…. just thoughts.
That was weird, huh? How would that make you feel if you were Liam Hemsworth, Miley’s betrothed? Probably kind of bad, huh? But bad enough to request that Miley delete her Twitter altogether? Read more…
Miley Cyrus is guest starring on ‘Two and a Half Men.’ The episode is called, “You Know What the Lollipop is For” which airs October 18 2012 on CBS. See more photos here!