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Miley Cyrus Licks Everything, Including Cara Delevingne’s Tongue

  • Oh, just a photo of Miley Cyrus licking Cara Delevingne’s tongue. [Eonline]
  • Like the BFF that she is, Snooki has warned a pregnant JWoww that she’s probably going to poop on her obstetrician. [TMZ]
  • Star magazine claims Carrie Underwood and her husband, hockey player Mike Fisher, are on the rocks. [Celebitchy]
  • Being Angelina and Brad’s kid comes with some perks: while visiting an Australian wildlife park, 10-year-old Pax got to hold a baby kangaroo. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Us Weekly Swears Miley Cyrus & Kellan Lutz Are Dating

  • Despite their denials, Us Weekly says Miley Cyrus and Kellan Lutz are totally hooking up. Which is kind of awkward, because apparently he’s buds with her ex, Liam Hemsworth. [Us Weekly]
  • These 17 people got weed for Christmas. Jealous. [Buzzfeed]
  • Kourtney Kardashian and fam welcomed a new addition to their brood this Christmas — a new kitten! Hopefully this furry cutie’s fate will be better than poor Mercy’s. RIP! [Instagram]

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Miley Cyrus Writhes Around, Touches Herself Sensuously In Video For “Adore You”

Miley Cyrus Writhes Around Beneath The Sheets, Touches Herself Sensuously In Video For "Adore You"
She Could Do This For Eternity

“Adore You” is perhaps the best example on Miley Cyrus’s latest album, Bangerz, that the girl can sang. Vocally, the song is just great. However, the video, which debuted today, is just hilarious. Watch as Miley, sans fards, writhes around in a nude bra and panties beneath billowing white sheets, holding a video camera as she rubs her body and mouth in ecstasy. I mean, so much excessive mouth touching, I can’t deal. I hope she washed her hands.

Miley Cyrus Has A Surprisingly Mature Observation About Getting Engaged At 19

“I don’t think I realized what 19 truly is, and I got engaged at 19 and I definitely wouldn’t change being engaged. It was so fun wearing a fat rock for a few years. But now I wait for those moments of silence, when I’m just at my house by myself. … I was so scared of ever being alone, and I think conquering that fear this year was actually bigger than any other transition that I had this entire year. I don’t ever want to have to need someone again where you feel like, without them, you can’t be yourself.”

Is that really Miley Cyrus talking? That girl in the cat-patterned playsuit who twerks on Father Christmas and lights joints onstage? She’s taken a minute from screaming “PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!” to do an interview for “Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People Of 2013.” While I beg to disagree that Miley is fascinating — I mean, maybe in like a five-car pileup way? — she did say something refreshingly mature to Babs. Miley doesn’t regret getting engaged to Liam Hemsworth but said she stayed engaged to him way longer than she should have because she was afraid of being alone. She sure isn’t the only person to have this fear, not by a long shot, and good for her to realize it at 21. Yes, let’s keep this up. More self-awareness please! [E! Online] [Image via Getty]

Poor Santa! Miley Cyrus Twerks On Father Christmas

Poor Santa! Miley Cyrus Twerks On Father Christmas
Ho Ho Ho!

I believe Miley has tried to make a name for herself lately by being that girl you never know what to expect from. Except, we’ve come to know exactly what to expect from Miley and that is twerking. Twerking on everything. So no one should be the slightest bit surprised that Miley twerked on Santa at KIIS FM’s annual Jingle Ball over the weekend. But forget feeling sorry for Santa — this one’s young, drunk, probably horny and doesn’t seem to mind Miley’s twerking one bit. No word on what Mrs. Claus thinks, however. [Jezebel]

Beep! Sugar Glider Impersonates Miley Cyrus

The tongue! The tongue! It’s so tiny, but it’s perfect. The sugar glider manages to makes it seem far more wholesome than Miley. [Reddit]

10 Revelations From Joe Jonas’s New York Magazine Confessional

10 Revelations From Joe Jonas's New York Magazine Confessional

In fairness, practically every word of Joe Jonas’s first-person piece in New York magazine is a revelation to me, as I have basically gone out of my way not to know anything about the Jonas Brothers other than Nick is the hottest one. But I have had some assumptions about the JoBros in general based on what little has managed to slip through, and this incredibly juicy profile of the middle Jonas squashed almost all of them. Perhaps there is nothing new here for fans, but I’m pretty sure most of y’all don’t walk among us anyway. Keep reading »

Behold, Another Look At Miley’s Sharpie Dick For LOVE Magazine

Behold, A Better Look At Miley's Sharpie Dick For LOVE Magazine
Ho, Ho, Ho, Happy Holidays!

Early last week, LOVE magazine Instagrammed (and later deleted) a photo of Miley Cyrus flashing her nude-colored panties at the camera, a crude dick drawn on the crotch. But would Miley’s Sharpie dick actually make the cover of the magazine’s holiday issue? Remains to be seen, but the mag released this quickie trailer for the issue and sure enough, there goes Miley flashin’ that D at the camera yet again. My only question: did the undies come like that or did Miley customize them herself? [via Dlisted]

Chatroulette Guy Is Back With Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball”

"Wrecking Ball"
Miley Cyrus got naked for her new video. Read More »
Wrecking Hedgehog
This Hedgehog Parody Of Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" Is Perfect
This hedgehog parody of Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball" is perfect. Read More »
Wrecking Pug
Pug Wrecking Ball Costume
This pug's "Wrecking Ball" costume is on point. Read More »
chatroulette wrecking ball
I Never Meant To Start A War

Chatroulette is still a thing. At least, it is for the infamous Chatroulette Guy who made one of the best viral videos the Internet has ever seen when he performed “Call Me Maybe” to unsuspecting folks on the video chat site. Now he’s back with his special take on Miley Cyrus’ fall hit “Wrecking Ball.”  He’s got a sledgehammer, zero shame, and seems to have an actual wrecking ball attached to his ceiling for authenticity.

You win the Internet for the second time, sir! Until we meet again … [YouTube]

Miley Cyrus Rocks A Nude Leotard With A Penis Drawn On The Crotch

  • Miley Cyrus posed for LOVE magazine in a nude leotard with a dick drawn on the crotch, because of course she did. LOVE uploaded the image above to their Instagram, but shortly thereafter replaced it with a similar image featuring a strategically placed reindeer. Luckily StyleCaster snagged a screenshot first. The internet never forgets a good dick joke. [StyleCaster]
  • And Miley’s 21st birthday weekend started off on a low note — her house was burglarized Friday night. Anyone know what the Bling Ring was up to that evening? [The Blemish]
  • Brittany Murphy’s mom is calling claims made by her ex husband that Murphy and her husband’s deaths were the result of foul play “absurd” “lies.” [Celebuzz] Keep reading »
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