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Miley Cyrus Might Genuinely Believe That She Was Lil Kim In A Past Life

Oh, Miley!

Unlike Amelia, I’ve yet to hop aboard the Miley train. It’s not that I actively dislike her, but my takeaway from her whole Disney girl-turned-twerker metamorphosis is that girlfriend is trying way, way too hard. (Call me hyper-critical, and oh, I am, but I’ve never fancied a pothead who goes around constantly broadcasting how much pot they smoke, even if it’s pot they smoke with Snoop Dogg.) But the biggest bone I’ve got to pick with Ms. Cyrus is how she wants so badly for us to know and accept that she is hip-hop now, and in reassuring us over and over again that she is hip-hop, she keeps putting her hip-hop foot right in her hip-hop mouth. Case in point? When asked by Billboard.com to list her top five favorite female musicians, she had this to say about the no-no-notorious Lil Kim: “In my past life, I feel like that was me. I feel like Lil Kim is who I am on the inside.” Say it with me — guuuuuuuuurl.

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This Miley Cyrus Doggy Parody Video “We Can Bark” Is Everything

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"We can bark and we will bark!"

I love people that are obsessive and detailed, and it’s pretty clear that whoever made this Malty Cyrus parody video for the song “We Can’t Stop” is a beautiful, beautiful weirdo. This video offers dog-centric version of the Miley track. It’s pretty much perfect. [The Pet Collective]

21 Weird Miley Moments
21 Of The Weirdest Moments In Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" Music Video
All the crazy from "We Can't Stop." Read More »
Miley Cyrus Fashion Math
Ryan Gosling Is Clearly Miley Cyrus' Style Muse
She's clearly putting Ryan Goslings together. Read More »
Miley Twerks
And in a unicorn onesie no less. Watch »

Fashion Math: Ryan Gosling Is Clearly Miley Cyrus’ Style Muse

Now it all makes sense! The reason why I am inexplicably drawn to Miley Cyrus is because she’s cribbing her look from my celebrity dream boyfriend Ryan Gosling. I mean, that bleached ‘do is straight out of “The Place Beyond The Pines,” and the jacket she was spotted wearing in NYC today is totally “Drive”-inspired. Yes, that explains why I have already listened to “We Can’t Stop” five times today. [Photos (of Miley): Splash News]

Inspiration: "Drive"
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I Want To Hate Miley Cyrus, But I Can’t

Miley Cyrus On Jimmy Kimmel Live
I Can't Quit You, Miley

I seriously cannot get enough of Miley Cyrus. I do not know what it is. It would be far more in my nature to find her near constant identity makeover insufferable. But I don’t. I like her. She’s weird. I mean, on last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” she talked all about her family’s love of donkeys. This speaks to me. She also gave Jimmy a bunch of ridiculous explanations for her bizarro new video. The tl;dr is she was totally high with Snoop Lion. Anyway, yeah, she’s totally jacking Rihanna’s look (baseball jacket, thigh-high boots, gold chains), and she throws around words like “homies” and “swag” so seriously, but I don’t know, I dig Miley’s vibe. I’ve done drunk the Miley-Aid. Watch her interview above (in two parts) and check out her performance of her seriously fly new single, “We Can’t Stop,” after the jump!

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The Ying Yang Twins Release “Miley Cyrus,” An Ode To Twerking

Miley Twerks
And in a unicorn onesie no less. Watch »
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  • The Ying Yang Twins released a track called “Miley Cyrus,” an ode to twerkin’ it. And, I guess, Miley’s butt? Either way, it’s very NSFW. [TMZ]
  • The lawyer for George Zimmerman opened the Trayvon Martin murder trial with a knock-knock joke. Oh dear. [Black Snob]
  • An HIV-positive former porn star who goes by the name of Buttman said he definitely didn’t put fellow adult performer Katie Summers at risk for HIV because they never had sex.   [TMZ]
  • Angelina Jolie criticized the United Nations for not making rape as a tool of sexual violence in war a bigger priority, a longtime cause of hers. [Raw Story] Keep reading »

21 Of The Weirdest Moments In Miley Cyrus’ “We Can’t Stop” Music Video

I’m not going to lie — I have watched the new music video for Miley Cyrus’ incredibly catchy single “We Can’t Stop,” like, four times now and I’m still discovering new fuckery. The premise is this: uh, Miley is having a party and she’s invited a lot of her friends and they are probably doing drugs and it appears some trippy stuff goes on. Or maybe they only think trippy stuff is going on because they’re high. Oh maybe this is just how Miley and crew roll … like with taxidermy on a leash and bread orgies. Looks like fun to me. Check out the video after the jump and then click through to review all the weirdnesses… Keep reading »

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