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Miley Cyrus Wanted To Go Topless At The VMAs

Miley's "SNL" Promos
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Watch Miley Cyrus' painfully unfunny "SNL" promos. Read More »
Miley On Cocaine
Miley Cyrus Thinks Cocaine Is So 1990's
Miley Cyrus thinks cocaine is sooooo 1990s. Read More »
Wrecking Ball
Miley Cyrus got naked for her new video. Read More »
  • Miley Cyrus tried to go topless during the VMAs, of course. But MTV put the kibosh on that humdinger of an idea because this isn’t Eastern Europe. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Old folks in Scottsdale, Arizona are disgruntled about a window display at the consignment store My Sister’s Closet featuring Halloween costumes of Miley and Robin Thicke’s VMAs performance. “If I wanted to look like that little girl, I would shop at The Whore Store,” huffed one old lady. Burn! [Perez Hilton]
  • Chelsea Handler and hotelier Andre Balazs are dunzo. Again. [People]
  • New couple alert! “Masters Of Sex” star Michael Sheen is dating VH1′s “Morning Buzz” host Carrie Keagan. [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Watch: Miley Cyrus’ Painfully Unfunny “Saturday Night Live” Promos

Miley On Cocaine
Miley Cyrus Thinks Cocaine Is So 1990's
Miley Cyrus thinks cocaine is sooooo 1990s. Read More »
Miley On Rolling Stone
Miley Cyrus topless outtakes from "Rolling Stone"
Miley and her tongue made the cover of Rolling Stone. Read More »
Miley's Strange Getup
This Is What Miley Cyrus Wore To The I Heart Radio Music Festival
This is what Miley Cyrus wore to the I Heart Music Festival. Read More »
'SNL' Promos
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Her Tongue Comes Out ... Again

Miley Cyrus is hosting and the musical guest for “Saturday Night Live” this weekend, which means we can expect the following:

  1. twerking
  2. licking something/everything
  3. rubbing an object against her crotch
  4. references to not being Hannah Montana/part of Disney anymore
  5. more references to not being with Disney anymore, in case you missed it the first time

Yes, she can poke fun at herself and yes, that’s admirable for a starlet in this day and age. But here’s hoping whatever “SNL” comes up with for Miss Cyrus is better than these painfully unfunny promos with Taran Killam. [YouTube]

Miley Cyrus Thinks Cocaine Is So 1990′s

Miley On Rolling Stone
Miley Cyrus topless outtakes from "Rolling Stone"
Miley and her tongue made the cover of Rolling Stone. Read More »
Miley's Outfit
This Is What Miley Cyrus Wore To The I Heart Radio Music Festival
This is what Miley Cyrus wore to the I Heart Radio Festival. Read More »
Wrecking Ball
Miley Cyrus got naked for her new video. Read More »
Miley's VMA Performance
These GIFs will tell you everything you need to know. Read More »
Miley Cyrus Thinks Cocaine Is So 1990's

“Weed is the best drug on earth … One time I smoked a joint with peyote in it, and I saw a wolf howling at the moon … Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And Molly, too. Those are happy drugs — social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You’re out in the open. You’re not in a bathroom … I really don’t like coke. It’s so gross and so dark. It’s like, what are you, from the ’90s? Ew.”

Miley Cyrus ranks her drugs of choice in her Rolling Stone interview. I have a couple of thoughts on Miley’s drug commentary. Firstly, I want to know what kind of weed she’s smoking that’s making her tongue so dirty. Secondly, cocaine is so ’80s, meth is so ’90s. [US Weekly]

Big Freedia Sets The World Record For Most People Twerking

Twerk! Twerk! Twerk!

To promote her his new show on Fuse, “Big Freedia: Queen of the Bounce,” Big Freedia gathered over 350 other people in Herald Square in New York City and set the Guinness world record for most people twerking. And no, Miley Cyrus wasn’t among them. So, how does one go about setting a world record? Well, you can’t just do what you want. Guinness set the rules for this twerking event and they were as follow: Keep reading »

HAIM Covers “Wrecking Ball” By Miley Cyrus (Plus, Stream Their Debut Album!)

HAIM Covers "Wrecking Ball" By Miley Cyrus (Plus, Stream Their Debut Album!)
HAIM Covers Miley!

Step 1: Press pause on whatever you’re listening to right now.

Step 2: Watch the awesome band HAIM cover Miley Cyrus’s song “Wrecking Ball” in the video above.

Step 3: Stream HAIM’s entire debut album, Days Are Gone, over at NPR.

Miley Cyrus And Tongue Land Rolling Stone Cover, New Mike WiLL Made It Music Video

Miley Cyrus topless outtakes from "Rolling Stone"

I am running out of things to say about Miley Cyrus, I mostly just wish to see a little less of her exposed tongue. It’s just so much tongue! Even Cher thinks it’s too much tongue, and also that the Cyrus tongue was “coated,” which is v. true, and v. gross.

Anyway, Miley, tongue, et al. landed the October cover of “Rolling Stone”. Of her VMAs performance, she told the publication, “Honestly, that was our MTV version. We could have even gone further, but we didn’t.” I am frightened, but also curious as to what that would entail. There is something about Cyrus that makes me, a fairly freewheelin’ human of approximately the same age, feel like I am 90 years old and seeing women in trousers rather than skirts for the very first time. I’m generally a huge fan of badly-behaved women, so I really don’t know why this is.

Similarly, this new video for “23″ by Mike WiLL Made It (Miley’s rumored new squeeze, byyyyy the way), which features Cyrus, makes me want to rap my cane against the porch floor and holler about THE YOUTH THESE DAYS. Hear ol’ Miley try her hand at some rapping, after the jump. Spoiler: it’s not very good! Keep reading »

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