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Miley Cyrus Celebrates Her 22nd Birthday With Dildos And Weed

  • Miley Cyrus celebrated her 22nd birthday with rumored boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger, a bunch of dildos and a lot of weed. Naturally. [Us Weekly]
  • Please let this rumor that Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth are dating be real. Katniss and Gale forever! [Independent]
  • Former mayor of Washington D.C. Marion Barry died this weekend at age 78. Barry served four terms as D.C.’s mayor, reelected twice after his infamous crack-smoking scandal. [Gawker]
  • Renita Chaney Hill, an actress who worked on Bill Cosby’s “Picture Pages,” has come forward as yet another alleged victim. I am seriously starting to lose count. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus’ New Tights Commercial Is Definitely Not About Tights

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Shot By Terry Richardson, Of Course

Miley’s new ad collaboration with Terry Richardson for Golden Lady tights is very, well, tame for a Miley/Terry project. The ad, which was styled by Carlyne Cerf de Dudzeele, features Miley mutilating a teddy bear, gyrating on a car, and jamming out topless; yet it still manages to keep enough of a twee and bubblegum-like quality to sell tights. My total repulsion surrounding Richardson aside, I’m kind of impressed. [Refinery 29]

Has Miley Cyrus Terminated Her Single Status?

  • Miley Cyrus might be dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, super hot son of Ah-nold. And yes, I realize my headline is epically stupid. [Celebuzz]
  • Anna “Chickadee” Cardwell says that “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo”‘s Mama June Shannon spent her trust fund on a car for her child molester boyfriend. [E! Online]
  • Matthew McConaughey says he “cried” watching his new movie “Interstellar,” directed by Christopher Nolan. Not gonna lie, it looks alright, alright, alright. (Sorry, stupid joke.) [People]
  • NFL player Adrian Peterson has plead no contest to child abuse charges. [MSNBC] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus In Trouble For Getting Spanked Onstage With The Mexican Flag

  • Oh Miley, just stop.  The pop princess is in trouble with the Mexican government after she got spanked onstage with a Mexican flag while twerking in a comically large prosthetic butt. (Which, in and of itself, is UGHHH.) The incident occurred in Monterray, Mexico on Tuesday night and officials are investigating possible desecration of the flag, which carries a $1,200 fine (pocket change for Miley) and a 36-hour jail sentence. You’re on your own for this one, kid. [TMZ]
  • Kendell Jenner was not welcomed with open arms by the other models at New York Fashion Week, who supposedly put cigarettes in her drink. [In Touch Weekly]
  • Nick Cannon wore a $2 million pair of Tom Ford slip-ons covered in 14,000 diamonds on “America’s Got Talent.” The shoes are currently being reviewed by the Guinness Book Of World Records for possible inclusion as the most expensive pair of shoes in the world. [WWD] Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Slays Cover Of Led Zeppelin’s “Babe, I’m Gonna Leave You”

There’s plenty of shade to cast at Miley Cyrus — her recent attempt at defining herself as a candy raver vibrator artist is next level awful, for example — but when the girl actually sticks to what she’s good at and sings, I cannot help but love her. This weekend, Miley dropped a cover of the Led Zeppelin heartbreaker “Babe I’m Gonna Leave You” on SoundCloud, and GODDAMMIT it’s good. Tune in above. [SPIN]

Miley Cyrus: “If You Drink A Lot Of Pineapple Juice You’re Going To Have Yummy Cum”

“This one’s a vibrator, which I got from a fan. They threw it on stage. And that’s a joint [attached to it], so that’s the vibe. I’ve gotten more and more about piling things on, but I try to put thought into everything. Even though it’s so stupid, I did the pineapple because you know what they say about pineapple, right? Yummy cum? If you drink a lot of pineapple juice you’re going to have yummy cum. So that’s why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies, and it says, ‘Fuck.’ I try to think about everything so it has a story to me.”

Miley Cyrus has a glue gun and she knows how to use it. Her artwork is appearing in Jeremy Scott’s New York Fashion Week show today and will be displayed at the V magazine office’s gallery from tomorrow onward. (Perhaps this also explains why Miley decked out her five-foot bong with fake flowers, beads and a plastic dinosaur? It was art.) Somehow, pineapples figure strongly in her artistic vision, so she attached one to a dick with a bunch of babies and wrote the word “fuck.” Thanks for the semen tip, Miley! [V Magazine] [Image of pineapple via Shutterstock]

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