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Jury Duty: Avoid Being A Courtroom Fashion Victim

Do you swear to tell the truth, avoid neon colors, and not wear sunglasses as headbands, so help you God? In a courthouse, there is a legal oath as well as a fashion oath. Few people would repeat [Michael Jackson’s pajama-clad court appearance faux pas, but many overlook the less obvious style no-no’s in a courtroom. Whether you’re in the jury box, testifying, or, heaven forbid, the defendant, there are certain rules everyone should follow in front of the (fashion) judge. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Michael Jackson Wants A Fourth Child

  • Michael Jackson wants to adopt a child while he’s in London. Sadly, he’ll probably get exactly want he wants. [Dlisted]
  • Marc Jacobs and his fiance Lorenzo Martone could be planning an adoption of their own while in Brazil. [Perez Hilton]
  • Madonna’s loose morals and questionable choice in lovers could prevent her from adopting a second Malawian child. But let’s face it, they’ll probably sell, er, I mean, provide another child for Madge. [NationalEnquirer.com]
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    Quickies!: The Recession Hits “The Real Housewives Of New York City”

  • Alex McCord of “The Real Housewives of New York City” was just laid off from her visual merchandising gig at Victoria’s Secret. Now she and Simon will have to curtail their extravagant shopping sprees and off-season trips to St. Bart’s. Oh no! And what about their $200,000 brownstone renovation?! If they’re lucky, Bravo isn’t filming this. [People.com]
  • To hear Peaches Geldof retell an encounter with the Gloved One, you’d think he was an equal opportunity perv. [Perez Hilton]
  • Tim Gunn is so attracted to Anderson Cooper, who remains elusive about his sexuality, that he says he’s been trying to make a date with the CNN anchor for a year-and-a-half. We think they’d make a cute couple. [OK!]
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    Quickies!: Meltworthy Britney Spears, Chris Brown Does Damage Control, & Facebook Users Are Pissed

  • Britney Spears was memorialized. In wax that is. Madame Tussauds unveiled a wax statue of Spears and looks eerily just like her. Can you tell the difference? [Hollywood Gossip]
  • Michael Jackson’s brother, Marlon, is planning to open a slavery themed amusement park in Africa. The resort includes golf courses, casinos, and a memorial for Africa’s former slave trade. So after touring the slave memorial, you can squeeze in a round of golf! I’m sure the ancestors would be so happy with their tribute. [Guardian]
  • Facebook users are in uproar after learning the social networking site has ownership rights to all the site’s content. So even if you close your Facebook account, the site can still do whatever they want with your content — including status updates! — without your permission. No point in deleting those naked pics now! [Switched]
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    Quickies!: Kiss Off!

  • Gene Simmons is pissed off that Kiss isn’t on the ballot for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. [Perez Hilton]
  • People‘s managing editor addresses the New York Times article about Angelina Jolie’s well orchestrated image, and denies making any promises for positive coverage. [Just Jared]
  • Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and has changed his name to Mikaeel. WTF! [Mediatakeout]
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    Quick Pic: John Mayer, Michael Jackson, Or The Unabomber?

    Hint: He’s recovering from a breakup and the disguise may be a way of hiding his heartbroken, tear-stained face. [New York City, 8/14/08] Keep reading »

    Friday Quickies!

  • “One day you’re in, the next day, you are out.” That’s right, the 5th season of Project Runway starts next week! Catch up on the previous winners whereabouts. [College Candy]
  • Fall Trends — see them here first! “Panda Eyes” are totally gonna be my jam. [WhoWhatWear Daily]
  • An Anti-Gay Politician is caught up in a Not-So-Anti-Gay Scandal! [PerezHilton]
  • Violet Affleck is getting a little bro or sis. Awww…how cute! [Holy Moly!]
  • You know what you should do this weekend? Spew your opinion in our new Forum Debate, about whether rape victims should feel obligated to report their attack to the authorities. [Frisky Forums]
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    American Idol Contestants Continue To Maim Our Favorite Songs

    Everyone is pissing themselves this morning over David Cook’s rendition of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” on last night’s American Idol. Maybe it’s because I am still pissed they kicked Josiah off (but whatever, homeboy has a record contract with Warner Bros. now!), maybe it’s because “Billie Jean” was my favorite song when I was 5, or maybe it’s because I thought the judges had cotton in their ears when Ryan Seacrest said before the performance that David was doing Chris Cornell’s version of the song, but I couldn’t understand why they thought the dork was so “original”, “brave”, and “smart”. Also, I hate his hair. Not to mention Paula’s gloves. Ugh. [You Tube] Keep reading »