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The Olsen Twins Are Real Grown-Ups Now And It’s Kind Of Freaking Me Out

The Olsen Twins Are Real Grown-Ups Now And It's Kind Of Freaking Me Out
But Still Finishing Each Other's Sentences!

Even though the Olsen twins — i.e. Mary-Kate and Ashley, for those of you who recognize they are two separate humans — are only seven or so years younger than me, I will forever think of them as adorable Michelle Tanner on “Full House,” forever slightly shocked to see them all grown up. Here they are, appearing on “Ellen” and promoting their two new fragrances, looking and talking like poised, cool, smart, stylish adults. Mary Kate is engaged. To a FRENCHMAN. It’s like the Olsen twins are suddenly not only NOT children, but adults who are more responsible and mature and together than I am. WTF?

Let’s Ogle Mary Kate Olsen’s Enormous (Alleged) Engagement Ring From That Old French Dude

Let's Ogle Mary Kate Olsen's Enormous (Alleged) Engagement Ring From That Old French Dude

Mary Kate Olsen is supposedly engaged to her much older boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, brother of the former French president. Further fueling the rumors, which MK has yet to confirm, is this photo of the Olsen twin wearing a very large bauble on her left ring finger. It seems to have a cocktail ring vibe to it, with the thick gold setting, though this doesn’t look to be your standard diamond either. Whatever, all that matters is that Mary Kate Olsen is walking around with what likely amounts to multiple mortgages on her teensy finger, and I’m not. How rude. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]

Mary-Kate Olsen Is Engaged To Olivier Sarkozy & Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Cause Of Death Announced

  • Mary-Kate Olsen, 27, and her banker boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, are engaged! “The Full House” star will become a new stepmom to Olivier’s two children from his first marriage and sisters-in-law with former French president Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni. Not too shabby, MK. [US Weekly]
  • George Lopez was arrested for public intoxication after drunkenly rolling around on the floor of a Canadian casino. And it was the funniest thing he’s done in years! [TMZ] Keep reading »

Are Mary-Kate Olsen And Olivier Sarkozy Getting Engaged?

MK & Sarkozy
Mary-Kate Olsen is dating half-brother of the French president. Read More »
May December Romance
Jessica fell for an older dude. Read More »
  • Could Mary-Kate Olsen and her much-older boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy get hitched? Mary-Kate, 27, was spotted checking out engagement rings at a jewelry store in Los Angeles. Sarkozy, 44, is the half-brother of the former French president, Nicolas Sarkozy. [Page Six, Perez Hilton]
  • Sorry, Miley Cyrus: Pope Francis has been named TIME magazine’s person of the year. [Celebuzz]
  • The family of Paul Walker said his funeral will be a private affair. [People]
  • Diss! Julie Andrews didn’t watch “The Sound Of Music Live.” [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

Just In Time For V-Day: Very Mary Kate Is Breaking Up With Her Bodyguard

Very Mary Kate
The boho life of an Olsen twin. Read More »
Olsen's $$$ Backpack
You have a spare $39k, right? Read More »
"Can I party with you?"

In Elaine Carroll’s hilariously warped world, Mary Kate Olsen is obsessed with her bodyguard. In real life, she’s obsessed with former French prez Nicholas Sarkozy’s brother Olivier, which is actually tons weirder. Here, Mary Kate tells her bodyguard that she can’t fantasize about him anymore, though she’ll give it one more ecstasy-tinged try. [College Humor]

Enjoy My Fan Fic About The Olsen Twins

Well Played: Charlene
The royal really revved it up for the F1 Grand Prix. Read More »
Well Played: Jessica
Jessica Chastain goes for a low dip Cannes. Read More »
Well Played: Elizabeth
We "expect" this avant garde dress will be a hit. Read More »
Well Played: Kirsten
Kirsten Dunst returned to her Lisbon roots at Cannes. Read More »

There once lived two sisters, born of the same magical egg, an egg which once belonged to the most powerful sorcerer in the kingdom. That sorcerer made a deal with the devil, and lost — and damned his magical egg daughters to a life of eternal opposition. Where one would have two names the other would go by just a singular moniker. Where one would date only sly young douchebags, the other would canoodle with the brothers of French presidents. And though they might come together over their shared love of pizza, the sisters Ashley and Mary-Kate were destined to always be torn asunder: One would represent the night, the other the light of day. Or something!

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