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“Sterilization Team” Cleans Away Madonna’s DNA

Madonna is so amazing that, she apparently fears, her fans may just want to steal her DNA. So she does what any normal person would do: She has a “sterilization team” charged with wiping down her dressing room after every gig so that no stray hair, skin, or saliva remains. The Mirror gets this fascinating tidbit from… More »


The Daily Ovulation: Kindergarteners “Vogue” With Panache

I believe Voguing should be required kinder curriculum. A shout out to Mr. Avina and his class for their impressive rendition of Madonna’s “Vogue.”  Here was Mr. Avina’s take on the kindergartners performance:
“The parents adored it. You know, these kids come into school singing songs like ‘I’m Sexy and I Know It,’ so… More »


Madonna: Massive Hypocrite On Cigarette Stance?

Madonna is taking a major stand against cigarette smoking — just one month after glamorizing smoking in her latest music video. The Queen of Pop was on “Today” this morning, where she was grilled over 15-year-old daughter Lourdes being caught puffing away on a cigarette.

Madge says she “wasn’t very happy” about the photos, adding “I don’t approve of anyone smoking cigarettes,… More »


Girl Talk: I Created A J-Date Profile For Madonna

After half a century on this planet, Madonna has creative expression and power, intellectual curiosity, beautiful children, financial security (and then some), and a team of friends and colleagues who she can love and trust. Only one thing is missing.

Madonna needs a mensch. A good man, a stand-up guy with means and… More »


Girl Talk: Madonna Is Down With The Swirl

Madonna’s book was large and black, with SEX embossed on the front. The coffee-table book of all coffee-table books was an enigma to me, sort of like Madonna herself. One day she was telling you to “Open Your Heart” and the next she was telling you to open your legs, but whatever her message, people… More »


Reminisce About Your Most Madonna Moments

Love her or hate her, it’s nearly impossible not to have an opinion about Madonna. Even though she’s an international icon, I think most women would attest to having had an intimate moment with the Material Girl. The first time I laid eyes on Madge was in her “Lucky Star” video on MTV. I was… More »


Can We Give Up The Marilyn Monroe Impersonations Now, Please?

Hollywood is filled with blondes — both bottled and born — doing their best Marilyn Monroe imitations. Courtney Stodden, teen bride, was just the latest in a long, sordid trail of celebs to break out the pin curls and red lipstick when she did a photo shoot as the star in Hollywood this week. I’m pretty sure Norma… More »


Madonna Says M.I.A.’s Behavior Was “Teenager”

“I was really surprised. I didn’t know anything about it. I wasn’t happy about it. I understand it’s punk rock and everything, but to me there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity it seemed negative. It’s such a teenager … irrelevant thing to do…there was such a feeling of love… More »


Fun With Photoshop: Madonna’s Super Bowl Headgear Looks Good On Everyone

This year’s Super Bowl halftime show was pretty epic. And the most epic thing about it, besides the marching bands and oiled warriors and light-up bleachers and gymnastics? Madonna’s giant horned tiara crown thingy, of course! We wondered how this dramatic headgear would look superimposed onto iconic paintings, photographs, and movie scenes, so we took… More »


Morning Quickies: M.I.A.’s Middle Finger Upstages Madonna At Super Bowl Halftime Show

NBC is very sorry that M.I.A. flipped the bird during the Super Bowl halftime show. And something tells me M.I.A. is going to be very sorry she upstaged Madonna. [Starpulse
Katy Perry dedicated her ode to the penis, “Peacock,” to Tim Tebow, of all people, at a pre-Superbowl show. Is she just messing… More »


4 Reasons Why Madonna Is The Perfect Choice For The Super Bowl Half-Time Show

In case you’re above following these sorts of things, Her Madgesty has been all over the news, the blogs, and the tabloids again lately. There was September’s much-disparaged hydrangeas incident. Critics’ chilly reception to her new movie, “W.E.” The “narcissistic” acceptance speech she gave upon receiving a Golden Globe award for best original song (beating out rival Elton John, who… More »


Madonna Revisits High School In Her “Give Me All Your Luvin'” Music Video

Madonna has returned! The Material Girl has laid low for a few years, but the new video for her song “Give Me All Your Luvin'” proves that 30+ years after rising to fame, she still somehow looks, sounds, and even moves like no time has passed. That’s the extent to which I will allow myself… More »


Just Like Us Mere Mortals, Madonna Can’t Get Her Boyfriend To Rub Her Feet

“I go home and I wash my face and I put on my sweatpants and I lay down on the bed and I say, ‘oh, please rub my feet,’ and you know, he says, ‘no, you rub my feet.’ So, you know, behind the curtain, I’m just like everybody else. … I didn’t choose to, you know,… More »


Guy Ritchie Is Glad He Made Some Money Off Madonna Marriage, Divorce

“By the way, I enjoyed my first marriage. It’s definitely not something I regret. The experience was ultimately very positive. I love the kids that came out of it, and I could see no other route to take. But you move on, don’t you? You’re right, I stepped into a soap opera, and I lived… More »


Teenage Madonna Deflected Boys With Her Armpit Hair

“Going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn’t fit into that. So I decided to do the opposite. I refused to wear makeup, to have a hairstyle. I refused to shave. I had hairy armpits.”
Madonna explains what she was like… More »


Madonna Strangles A Woman On The Cover Of Bazaar

Okay, not really, but she’s gripping the neck of Andrea Riseborough, the star of her new movie, “W.E.,” rather fiercely, wouldn’t you say? Inside, Madonna discusses making the film, about the life of Wallis Simpson, and how she’s faring as a single 50-something dating younger men. “Well, it can also be more than just sexual,… More »


9 Proud Sluts In History

Here at The Frisky, we love sluts. When did being in charge of your sexuality become a bad thing? The word first appeared in the English language in the early 1400s as “slutte,” with the meaning being a dirty or slovenly woman. Today, nothing about being a slut has to be off-putting, given the proper… More »


Evening Quickies: Calm Down, Those Madonna Nude Photos Are Fake

Alleged nude photos of Madonna are Photoshopped fakes — and they’re not even good ones at that. Jeez Louise, random Russian Liveblogger who posted the pics, you at least have to make sure the skin on her face, neck and body are the same color. Also, Madge would never abide those cheapo curtains. And… More »


Evening Quickies: Do Not — Repeat, Do Not — Make Eye Contact With Madonna

Another crazy Madonna story has surfaced from the Toronto International Film Festival: she refused to allow festival volunteers to make eye contact with her, so they were asked to turn and face the wall as she walked past. Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse than Hydrangea-Gate. [NYmag.com]
A lost cell phone… More »


Madonna Apologizes To Hydrangeas

Say what you will about Madonna and her high-maintenance (some might say “bitchy”) attitude towards gifts of flowers. But at least the woman has a sense of humor! Here’s a short film Madonna posted on YouTube today about her hatred of hydrangeas. Let it be known, peons, she prefers gifts of roses. [NYmag.com]… More »


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