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Keep Your Clothes On, Lindsay Lohan

Is it just us, or does no one really want to see Lindsay Lohan naked anymore? Yeah, there was a time when that was a thing people were into, but now her decision to pose nude to sell her handbag line just seems a little sad. Never one to pick up on social cues as to when enough is enough, though, Lohan will be disrobing for the camera once again. All that’s left to decide is whether or not they should have “police on hand so we can remove the ankle bracelet for the pictures,” says Richard Luna of TheCaliforniaBag, which licenses Lohan’s 6126 line. Decisions decisions! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

We Cast “Mean Girls 2″

If you don’t count “Mean Girls” as one of the best movies of the last decade, then you just weren’t paying enough attention. And now Paramount Famous Productions has given the go-ahead on “Mean Girls 2″ — just a mere six years later. Given the first movie’s superior Tina Fey-penned humor, it would be tragic if this one were anything but fantastic. The proposed plot goes something like this: “A new high school student, Jo, who agrees to befriend an outcast, Abby, at the urging of Abby’s wealthy father in exchange for paying all of Jo’s costs for the college of her dreams. Jo and Abby team up to take on the school’s ‘mean girls,’ the Plastics. The story becomes a high stakes battle of loyalty that ultimately comes to a head when one of our heroines finds out that her friendship has been bought and paid for.” [NY Post]

Because the original cast is either too famous, too old, or too crazy — ahem, Lohan, ahem — to return for the sequel, we’ve recast it to our liking. After the jump, our picks. Keep reading »

Quotable: Lindsay Lohan And Linda Lovelace Have A Lot In Common

“It’s kind of a weird parallel. There’s a thing with Linda Lovelace and a thing with Lindsay that I think is very similar, which is both of them grew up in this place where there was kind of like a whole industry that was built around them. And you see that now with Lindsay; there’s a whole industry built around her. But it’s built around destroying her.”

– Matthew Wilder, who’s directing the upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic, “Inferno,” starring Lindsay Lohan, explains what the late porn star and the wild ingenue have in common [E! Online] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Swears She Didn’t Drink. So What Happened?

At an after-party for the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, Lindsay Lohan‘s SCRAM anklet went off. The thing is supposed to monitor whether the person wearing it has any alcohol in their system, which leads us — and the judge who immediately issued a warrant for her arrest — to believe that LiLo was drinking. But the scandalicious actress swears it isn’t so. “These accusations are completely false,” she said. Lohan has a probation violation hearing set for July 6 and she has already posted 10 percent of her $200,000 bail in order to stay out of the slammer. [Radar Online]

Lindsay is so sure she didn’t have any alcohol in her system when her SCRAM went off that she has vowed to get proof before her court appearance. Of course, we’d like to help her in any way we can, so, after the jump, we have some excuses possible reasons for the SCRAM’s “mistake.” Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM Goes Off, She Posts Bail Before She Can Be Arrested

It’s been a whirlwind 12 hours or so for Lindsay Lohan. First, a bench warrant was issued for her arrest, after her SCRAM bracelet went off while she was attending the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. Apparently, the SCRAM — issued last month after Lindsay, already on probation, failed to appear for her court date — showed evidence of alcohol in Lindsay’s system. Lindsay went to Twitter immediately, natch, to deny she violated anything, which means either the SCRAM is broken (uh huh) or Lindsay is lyin’. Regardless, the judge in the case wasn’t hearin’ any of Lindsay’s excuses and issued the warrant, setting bail at $200,000. I’m kind of confused as to how all this works, but basically then Lindsay was able to avoid being carted off to the pokey by having a bail bondsman pay 10 percent of that $200K. LiLo already has a July 6 court date to deal with violating her probation last month, but if she violates the current terms of her probation — i.e., her SCRAM goes off again — the judge will likely have her arrested and Lindsay will be begging Chanel for some wall decals to decorate her cell. I need a nap. Reading about Lohan drama is exhausting. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan’s Self-Tanner Made Me Look Like The Bloody Chick From “Psycho”

Sevin Nyne self tanner photo

This may come as a surprise to you, but I was first hired at The Frisky as a beauty and style blogger. (This, of course, was before we realized my true calling was brainwashing the masses with my cuh-razy radicalism.) Back when I was a beauty gal, a company called Sevin Nyne sent me a bottle of Lindsay Lohan‘s Tanning Mist, made of caramel, goji berry and chardonnay extracts and promising a buttery, Lohan-like glow.

My pale ass was so excited. Naturally, I called my best friend, Christiane, and we scheduled a hot date to “Lo-tan.” But because half the notions I have in my brain are never seen through, we didn’t get around to it. Christiane and I dreamed about Lo-tanning for more than a year while she moved to Germany and back. But finally, this weekend Christiane braved the wilds of New Jersey for a “Lo-tanning” extravaganza. I stripped down to my undies … and emerged from the bathroom minutes later looking like that woman who gets stabbed in the shower in “Psycho.”

See my tragic photos of how Sevin Nyne Tanning Mist looked on my skin after the jump. Keep reading »

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