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Lindsay Lohan Made A Sex Spreadsheet — Just Wait ‘Til You See Who’s On It

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According to the latest issue of In Touch, one drunken eve at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Lindsay Lohan made a list of all 36 of her famous, sexual conquests to impress her friends. Yes, because making a list of all the famous people you’ve fucked is the best way to impress people. An anonymous source who claims to have watched Lilo pen the sex spreadsheet on January 30, 2013 said,”It was her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”  Keep reading »

Lily Allen’s “Our Time” Music Video Reenacts The Time Lindsay, Britney & Paris All Hung Out

It's A Former It Girl Trifecta!

Once upon a time, there lived three wild, crazy, barely-to-moderately talented entertainers who ran in the same circle but did not often hang out together, either because of jealousy, competition and, some say, bits of unrequited affection. Then one day, all three of these starlets were photographed in a car together and the universe practically exploded considering all the possible outcomes of this new and powerful trifecta. But alas, it was not meant to be, as nothing particularly special resulted from that packed front seat and the three went their separate ways, with none of them churning out anything of particular achievement since. Why am I telling you this story? Oh, because that photograph, the one of the three starlets (Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, obviously), is so bizarrely infamous that Lily Allen has used it in her video for the song “Our Time,” only she plays all three herself. Watch above! [Chart Rigger]

The 20 Best Twitter Reactions To Lindsay Lohan’s Reality Show Debut

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As you may have heard if you utilize the Internet whatsoever, Lindsay Lohan has a brand new reality show on Oprah‘s network, OWN. It’s ostensibly about her redemption after getting a bunch of DUIs, allegedly stealing from others, and spending a rather remarkable amount of money, but in reality (ha), it’s still just another program where nothing feels genuine and the characters are, well, characters.

Naturally, the whole thing has been fascinating to a lot of people (myself included), because as difficult as I find it to sympathize with somebody who’s experienced a startling amount of wealth, fame and special treatment. Check out some of the funnier, sadder and more poignant responses on The Gloss…

Report: Lindsay Lohan Signing $1 Million Book Deal For Her Memoirs

  • Lindsay Lohan is reportedly poised to sign a $1 million book deal for her memoirs,  AKA  journals that she kept during her most recent stint in rehab.  No, I’m not being snarky — that’s actually what she’s publishing! Page Six said publishers are concerned about inking a bigger deal because they are concerned she won’t deliver the finished product. [Page Six]
  • In other LiLo news: a “Mean Girls” reunion could actually happen. [TMZ]
  • Before she was an Oscar winner, Lupita Nyong’o appeared on a sexy MTV soap opera called “Shuga.” [BuzzFeed]
  • Tweetbloat, obsessive compulsive refresh disorder, and other social media diseases that you might be suffering from. [SparkLife] Keep reading »

Oprah’s Tired Of Lindsay Lohan’s Bullshit, And Is The Only Person Not Afraid To Tell Her

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"You need to cut the bullshit."

Despite all of Lindsay Lohan’s countless fuck-ups, she still appears to be surrounded by entourage of sycophants. Everyone, that is, but Oprah Winfrey. Documentary filmmaker Amy Rice teamed up with OWN for a new docu-series that gives a peek behind the curtain of the troubled actress’ life.

“There’s nothing left in having a drink for me…There’s no party that I haven’t gone to, there’s no person that I haven’t hung out with,there’s no situation that, you know, I haven’t been exposed to,” Lilo crows in the trailer’s opening sequence, more like a 77-year-old than a 27-year-old. Keep reading »

A Sequel To “Life Size” Is On The Way!

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Vintage Lindsay Lohan fans, rejoice! A sequel to the oh-so-fabulous Disney film “Life Size” is in the works, and I am thrilled. The made-for-TV-movie, which came out in 2000, stars Lindsay as troubled pre-teen Casey and Tyra Banks as Eve, a doll that comes to life. It’s every little girl’s dream (or nightmare)! The two ladies go on an adventure of self-discovery and lots of girl talk as Eve faces an existential crisis while trying to accept that she is, in fact, a doll and not a human. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Robbed In Shanghai

  • Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Miss Lohan’s computer was stolen at the Shanghai airport and she’s supposedly freaking out because it contains a bunch of nude photos. If you’ve got it, she’s offering a reward! [TMZ]
  • The almost-always-unreliable gossip blog Media Take Out claims Beyoncé and Jay Z bought Blue Ivy a $75,000 Arabian horse for her second birthday, which is today. Jay and Bey aren’t that crazy, are they? [Media Take Out]
  • Newly single Emma Watson is supposedly dating a rugby star at Oxford University named Matthew Janney. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Two of the Gosselin children are on the cover of People magazine insisting they’re “not messed up.” [Eonline]
  • Ex-”Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” reality star Emily Maynard is engaged to boyfriend Tyler Johnson. It’s her, um, fourth engagement. [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Breaking News: I Am Pretty Sure This Is Not A Photo Of Lindsay Lohan’s Nipple

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Aw, Internet, you’re so cute sometimes, like when Lindsay Lohan posts a topless photo to Instagram and you start seeing nipples where there are none. Adorable, right? Or is that delusional? Not sure. Blurred lines, there. Keep reading »

Greetings From Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina

Lindsay Lohan’s name has been conspicuously absent from the tabloid headlines lately. Perhaps that’s because she’s been keeping busy taking “artsy” selfies and posting them on her Instagram feed. To let us know she’s still relevant. Her latest work of art is this pic of her vagina with the caption “Goodnight.” Well, goodnight to you, Logina. Thanks for checking in. [Instagram via The Superficial]

Lindsay Lohan & Jimmy Fallon Prove That It’s All About Scrumping Now

EWWWWWW!

Forget twerking! It’s all about scrumping now. Newly sober Lindsay Lohan managed to stay in an upright position long enough for this Jimmy Fallon skit all about the hottest new Teen Nick show, “EW,” and scrumping, which is so not EW. (And yes, I am old, and had to check with Mr. Google that skrumping is not a real thing.) [YouTube]

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