We know the media loves a catfight between celebrity women.
We also know Lindsay Lohan doesn’t make the best life choices.
But do we really think she would bad-mouth Jennifer Lawrence and accuse of her “fucking” for roles in an interview? A profile of LiLo in Kode Magazine quotes Lohan calling the Oscar winner “so fake” and huffing, “I’m not going to fuck for roles.” To quote: Keep reading »
The honeymoon is over. For quite awhile there, I was hanging out in the Admiration stage of the Lifecycle of Emotional Reactions to James Franco, thanks to his hilarious, balls-to-the-wall performance in “Spring Breakers.” Then I went to Francofest in New York City and saw James’ “documentary” “Francophrenia,” which was beyond abysmal and pretentious; yet he, in the Q&A afterward, really tried to act like it was some sort of high art and I found myself thrust into the Annoyance Phase. But I wasn’t there long. I am now firmly camped out in the Abhorrence Phase for the foreseeable future, because I am revolted by Franco’s recent comments denying that he slept with Lindsay Lohan.
To recap: a few weeks ago, In Touch published a photo of a list, allegedly written by Lindsay Lohan, naming her various celebrity sexual conquests. The 36 sexual partners included Jared Leto, Adam Levine, Colin Farrell, Justin Timberlake and, yes, James Franco. So far, Lindsay has not commented on the leaked list — though she is supposedly going to discuss it on “Ellen” – nor have any of the dudes on it … except James Franco. “Lindsay herself has told lies about me with her people-she’s-slept-with list!” James declared to a reporter at an event promoting his poetry book this week. Last year, Franco told Howard Stern that he did not bed Lohan, explaining, “I mean, I don’t want to brag about it. I don’t know how that got out. She was having issues even then, so you feel weird. Honestly, she was a friend. I’ve met a lot of people that are troubled and sometimes you don’t want to do that.” Keep reading »
More names?! In Touch Weekly is releasing more names?! It’s like Christmas in March! Last week, the gossip rag dropped a dirty Scattergories page on which Lindsay Lohan allegedly wrote down 36 of her celebrity conquests one drunken night at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The first iteration of the list had over half of the names blurred out, yet revealed she has banged the late Heath Ledger, Justin Timberlake, Joaquin Phoenix, James Franco, “50 Shades Of Grey” star Jamie Dornan, Evan Peters, Colin Farrell and Adam Levine. Now In Touch has un-blurred even more names from the list and the plot only gets juicier. Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio del Toro and Stavros Niarchos (Paris Hilton’s ex) are all Lindsay’s proud conquests, as well as Danny Cipriani and Maggio Cipriani
— a pair of hot Italian brothers! The Duggar sisters may never approve of such tomcattery, but all The Frisky has to say to you is: the highest of fives, Lindsay!
According to the latest issue of In Touch, one drunken eve at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Lindsay Lohan made a list of all 36 of her famous, sexual conquests to impress her friends. Yes, because making a list of all the famous people you’ve fucked is the best way to impress people. An anonymous source who claims to have watched Lilo pen the sex spreadsheet on January 30, 2013 said,”It was her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.” Keep reading »
Once upon a time, there lived three wild, crazy, barely-to-moderately talented entertainers who ran in the same circle but did not often hang out together, either because of jealousy, competition and, some say, bits of unrequited affection. Then one day, all three of these starlets were photographed in a car together and the universe practically exploded considering all the possible outcomes of this new and powerful trifecta. But alas, it was not meant to be, as nothing particularly special resulted from that packed front seat and the three went their separate ways, with none of them churning out anything of particular achievement since. Why am I telling you this story? Oh, because that photograph, the one of the three starlets (Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, obviously), is so bizarrely infamous that Lily Allen has used it in her video for the song “Our Time,” only she plays all three herself. Watch above! [Chart Rigger]
As you may have heard if you utilize the Internet whatsoever, Lindsay Lohan has a brand new reality show on Oprah‘s network, OWN. It’s ostensibly about her redemption after getting a bunch of DUIs, allegedly stealing from others, and spending a rather remarkable amount of money, but in reality (ha), it’s still just another program where nothing feels genuine and the characters are, well, characters.
Naturally, the whole thing has been fascinating to a lot of people (myself included), because as difficult as I find it to sympathize with somebody who’s experienced a startling amount of wealth, fame and special treatment. Check out some of the funnier, sadder and more poignant responses on The Gloss…