“To be honest I was totally terrified. I hadn’t actually been out of my house for seven weeks so I was really anxious. But it felt amazing.”
–Liberty Ross, model and estranged wife of scumbag/dry-humping enthusiast Rupert Sanders, describes her mood before walking the runway of the Alexander Wang show at New York Fashion Week. We spotted Liberty looking fabulous on the “Lawless” red carpet a couple weeks ago, so that seven weeks stat isn’t quiiiite accurate, but still, getting back into the crazy world of runway shows after weathering a very public cheating scandal would definitely be stressful. Kudos to Liberty for strutting her stuff with confidence. [The Cut]
Kristen Stewart has a stinky little bedroom secret: she has an armpit licking fetish, otherwise known as maschalagnia. Right before news broke of her “fling” with Rupert Sanders, K-Stew told British Vogue’s Christa D’ Souza all about her kink. “My God, I’m so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies. I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don’t you think it’s the whole point?” she said during an interview for the October issue of the magazine. Keep reading »
Alright, it might be time for an intervention. While it’s totally normal, post-breakup, to wear an item of your ex’s clothing to keep them “close” to you, this really should not go on longer than a few weeks. It also shouldn’t really occur in public because it just seems like a sort of desperate attempt prove you’re dying to get back together. Seriously, Kristen, take off Robert’s Orioles hat (dude isn’t even from Baltimore, why is he such a fan?) and put it in a drawer — along with his Irie T-shirt – for safekeeping. Hopefully you’ll get back together after he gets over this cheating business and you can wear them again. Although, please, perhaps give them a thorough washing?
Everyone else is as sick of the “Twilight” movies as I am, right? We’re just ready for this long national nightmare to be over. A second “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2″ trailer debuted last night at the MTV VMAs, revealing how the budget for creepy contact lenses in this second movie was through the roof. And it’s weird to see Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart onscreen together after this summer of discontent. It’s going to be a long, uncomfortable autumn of movie promotion and frankly I’d love to put that behind us as well.
Sorry, Twihards, but “Twilight” is really terrible. Which is why I love this “Bad Lip-Reading” version of the movie so much. I mean, it can’t really get more ridiculous than it already is, can it? [YouTube]
I’m loath to say it, but Kristen Stewart‘s tête-à-tête with married “Snow White and the Huntsman” director Rupert Sanders has done wonders for the careers of the scorned. Robert Pattinson is in higher demand than ever, appearing on numerous talk shows (and, might I add, being incredibly charming and self-effacing whilst doing so), and Liberty Ross, who had little name recognition in the past (she abandoned her flourishing career to support Rupert in Los Angeles), has seen an undeniable uptick in popularity. The model/actress made her first red carpet appearance since news of the scandal broke at yesterday’s “Lawless” premiere, looking fresh-faced and formidable in a pair of menacing high-heeled booties. Sure, it’s not her best look given the casual nature of the outfit, but if she’s trying to convey that she is not to be fucked with (and I think she is), it’s definitely working. To which I say: Liberty Ross, you are fierce as hell, and there isn’t a trampire in the world who can take that away.
Whether you’re a Will Ferrell enthusiast, a New York Post headline writer, or just an asswipe, this “Kristen Stewart is a trampire” T-shirt is for you!
Although why you would want the “trampire” shirt when you could have the “I Want To Take A Dump On Kristen Stewart” one instead, I don’t know. To each his own. [Skreened]
I don’t really need to tell you what’s going on with Kristen Stewart right now. If you have an Internet connection, you know. She cheated on “Twilight” co-star Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders, the married director of “Snow White and the Huntsman.” The scandal has given birth to a plethora of gossip rag covers, a few awkward TV interviews and speculation on how the final film in the “Twilight” franchise might be affected by the breakup of its stars.
I don’t want to talk about any of those things.
With everybody—from gossip hubs like Perez Hilton and TMZ to legitimate bastions of entertainment journalism like Variety and The Hollywood Reporter—keeping the public informed about the (possibly career-ruining, if reports can be believed) scandal, what gets me most curious about this whole thing is why people care so much. Read more…
It’s too painful for them to be together, so Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have bailed on four remaining official Twilight conventions. The massive fan confabs are a major way for the stars to promote theirTwilight films. Fans were hoping at least one of the two would turn up at the conventions, to be held in the next couple of months in San Antonio, Detroit, Parsippany, NJ, and Los Angeles, but they’ve both ditched, along with co-star Taylor Lautner, reports Zap2it. It’s likely the stars will dodge other promotional events plugging Breaking Dawn Part II, the last film in the popular series. Read more…