Yep, my thoughts on this entire scene — Kris Jenner, that bag, the Kardashians in general — exactly. [Photos: Pacific Coast News and Splash News]
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A Kris Jenner Sex Tape; The World’s Weird Porn Habits
- There might be a tape of Kris Jenner having wild sex with her late husband Robert Kardashian. Please God, spare us this indignity. [Popbytes]
- Find out more about people’s world-wide porn habits. “Mom and son” is the top porn search term in Romania. Yikes. [Nerve]
- Make oral sex more fun right now! I didn’t know it needed help being funner. [Em & Lo]
- Rihanna likes to toke and Mariah Carey likes to snuggle … IN BED. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »
Kris Jenner’s World Domination Is Complete With New Talk Show
- God have mercy on us all: Kris Jenner’s been given her own limited talk show run on FOX, which will air in the New York City and Los Angeles markets. What, she needs more people to try to control? [Celebuzz]
- Chris Brown supposedly punched Frank Ocean outside a West Hollywood recording studio on Sunday night because Frank refused to shake his hand. [NYmag.com Vulture]
- Queen Elizabeth is supposedly going to make Kate Middleton’s parents fancy titles. Perhaps, Earl and Lady Partyplanner? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
- Which authors have the juiciest love lives? And more importantly, why is none of the Frisky staff on here? [Flavorwire]
17 Celebrity Nip Slips That Made Us Uncomfortable (NSFW)
It’s almost hard to tell when it’s Halloween in the Kardashian-Jenner household. Why, this could just be another Tuesday night! Kris Jenner is trying on her Wonder Woman costume for size … supposedly for Halloween … and realized she needs to invest in some boob tape, stat. Too bad Kris didn’t realize her nip slip before she posted it to Instagram. [Styleite]
In Celebrityland, nip slips are far too easy to come by. Click onward for Kris Jenner’s nip slip and others!
NBC Skips 9/11 Moment Of Silence For Kris Jenner Interview About Breast Implants
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Outside of New York City, “The Today Show” chose not to air the 9/11 “moment of silence” at 8:46 a.m. this morning, the time when the first hijacked airplane hit the World Trade Center — in favor of … wait for it … an interview with Kris Jenner. The “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” momager gabbed about her breast implants and debuted a bikini pic of herself on a magazine while other morning shows like “Good Morning America” aired footage from observations at Ground Zero and the White House. So, so, wrong. I am grateful “Today” at least showed the moment of silence for us New Yorkers, and as well as other coverage of WTC tributes. But that programming gaffe is disrespectful to survivors and loved ones of the deceased and it’s beyond embarrassing news judgment-wise. Damn, NBC, are you just writing “The Daily Show”‘s content for them now?! [Huffington Post]
Kris Jenner Offers Kanye West Millions To Marry Kim Kardashian & It’s Sort Of Sweet
While Kris Jenner is no fan of Kanye West’s new song “Perfect Bitch,” she is a fan of him in general for her daughter Kim Kardashian. Such a big fan in fact that she’s reportedly offering him millions of dollars if he’ll just marry her favorite daughter.
A “source” told Star magazine that Jenner tried to lure Kanye in with the promise of $350 million in deals if he just makes Kim his wife. Kim is reportedly furious about her mom’s meddling, but like usual, she’ll probably do nothing about it and/or defend her momager.
It’s totally the stuff of speculation at this point, but the sad truth is that no one would be surprised at all if it is true. In fact, in the scheme of overbearing, over-involved meddling in Kim’s love life, this is a pretty minor offense for Jenner. Perhaps evensweet, in a twisted, Kardashian sort of way? Read more…
Behind Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape … Her Mom?
We all know that Kris Jenner, mom to the Kardashian Klan, cares more about her children’s well-being than, say, their level of fame, right? So it’s a bit shocking to hear that Kris Humphries, destined to forever be known as the ever-so-brief spouse of Kim Kardashian, claims Jenner actually told Kim to make the infamous sex tape that skyrocketed her to fame and fortune. As if that’s not creepy enough, Jenner then told Kim to re-shoot it because it didn’t look good enough the first time. Read more…
Kris Jenner Pushing For Kim Kardashian And Kanye West TV Wedding
It seems Kris Jenner wants Kim Kardashian to star in another TV wedding and this time Kanye West should be the groom! Kim and Kanye have only recently taken their romance public, but they are rumored to already be talking about a future together.
You’d think, with Kim Kardashians recent marriage to Kris Humphries only lasting 72 days, the very last thing any of them would want to discuss is marriage. Especially since Kim and Kris are still not even legally divorced. Instead it seems the opposite is true. According to Radar Online, momager, Kris Jenner is not only completely supportive of Kim and Kanye as a couple, but already is thinking nuptials! Read more…
Kim Kardashian Puts Her Politics Hat On & Other WTF Guests Invited To The White House Correspondents Dinner
The White House Correspondents Dinner (or “nerd prom,” as its called in the biz) is an annual occasion for political journalists to rub elbows and watch a comedian make fun the president to his face. This year, Jimmy Kimmel is doing the roast and there will be two guests in the audience whose political journalism credentials are impeccable: Kim Kardashian and her mother, Kris Jenner. The pair will be guests of Fox News and will schmooze with the likes of Lindsay Lohan, a guest of Fox News host Greta Van Sustern; the cast of “Modern Family,” guests of ABC; and Zooey Deschanel, a guest of Bloomberg. No, I don’t understand why any of these people were invited either. [Jezebel]
But Kimmycakes and LiLo aren’t the only random guests to grace the White House Correspondents Dinner with their presence. The annual dinner has a long, sordid history of WTF Were These People Invited? guest lists …
Morning Quickies: Kardashians To Clog The News Cycle For Three More Years
- The Kardashians are not going anywhere: they’ve signed a $40 million deal to stay with E! for another three years. Brace yourselves. [Celebrity Cafe]
- Octomom’s hairstylist made a formal complaint to police that Nadya Suleman’s 14 kids are being neglected and living in squalor. Sadly, we would not be shocked if this was true. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
- Louis C.K’s new TV show will star … Ashley Tisdale? That’s an odd pair. [PopBytes]
- Pilar Sanders, the estranged wife of former NFL star Deion Sanders, was arrested for “assault family violence” against her husband. [Uptown Magazine]
- Martin Lawrence and his wife of 17 years, Shamicka, are dunzo. [Celebrity Cafe]
- Tony Perkins, a kooky right-wing Christian homophobe, is concerned that Mike & Ike candies are gay. Let me repeat that: he is concerned that candies are gay. [Nerve] Keep reading »
