Posts tagged "kourtney kardashian"

A Play-By-Play Of The Kardashian Sisters’ Vagina Off

The Kardashians have graduated from bodily fluids to bodily scents. On last night’s episode of the “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami,” Khloe sniffed Kim and Kourtney’s koochies to see which one smelled better. I believe you would call this a vagina off. It’s like a dance off, but with krotches. The Kardashian vagina off bega…

Ami Angelowicz / March 19, 2013

Proof That The Kardashians Really Like To Play With Body Fluids

Raise your hand if you were surprised that Kim Kardashian got a facial from her own blood. Grossed out? Yes. Surprised? No. Because Kim’s syringe-wielding skincare routine was just the latest example in a Kardashian family past time: playing with their own body fluids. This family will have none of your conventions of “taste” or…

Jessica Wakeman / March 13, 2013

Scott Disick Talks To Haute Living About His Exhausting Daily Routine

What do you guys know about Scott Disick? I know that he is the most fascinating and, scarily enough, often the most logical specimen on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” or any variation or spin-off thereof. I know that he refers to himself by the moniker of “Lord Disick,” a title he bought online. I…

Rachel Krause / January 30, 2013

Watch Kourtney Kardashian Squirt Breast Milk On Kim’s Psoriasis!

There must be a subgenre of porn for this right? On last night’s episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,” Kim took to the interwebs to find a remedy for her psoriasis. (Does Kanye know she has psoriasis? I thought he insisted on her being flawless?) Turns out, applying breast milk to the skin i…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 28, 2013

Style Inspiration: Miami Right Now

The new season of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami” premieres this weekend, which means I’ll be sitting inside my cold NYC apartment suffering from serious location envy. But even if I — and you — can’t fit in a jaunt to the southern Florida hot spot, doesn’t mean we can’t take some style cues from…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 18, 2013

Scott Disick’s Secret Modeling Past, Revealed

I have a bizarre limerence for Scott Disick, the vaguely threatening, Patrick Bateman-esque father of Kourtney Kardashian’s children. Maybe it’s because I’m from New England, but Disick’s combination of slick, preppy rich-boy style, unapologetic dogmatism, and self-reverential charm is exactly what I look for in someone to both lust after and loathe. What I didn’t…

Rachel Krause / January 17, 2013

That’s A Lot Of Look: Kourtney Kardashian Channels Cruella DeVille

Kourtney Kardashian doesn’t want you to think that motherhood has made her soft, which is probably why she wore this fur coat and sunglasses ensemble to the airport. She looks downright intimidating here — but on the real, I’m loving the dude in the leather pants and striped shirt behind her. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Julie Gerstein / January 17, 2013

Love It Or Leave It: Kourtney Kardashian’s Miami Muu Muu

Of all the Kardashians (and there are like, 5,000), Kourtney seems to have the best style. But this Mara Hoffman muu muu? Well, the jury’s out. She tends to have good taste, but then again, she did have two kids with Human Tan Towel Scott Disick. So should we trust her muu muu judgement? Hmmm……

Julie Gerstein / December 5, 2012

Style Stealer: Kourtney Kardashian In Black And White

Kourtney Kardashian has definitely made some fashion missteps, as any Kardashian sister is wont to do, but I really love this outfit she wore out in London recently. The floaty white swing dress gets a dose of edginess from a cropped blazer and all black accessories. Want to snag the look for yourself? I found…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 15, 2012

Kourtney, Kim, And Khloe Are Looking Extra Kreepy For Khroma Beauty

Are you in the mood to buy some makeup? How about some makeup sold by shapeshifting aliens bearing a vague but bizarre resemblance to the Kardashian sisters? Well, now you can! Or soon, I guess. But seriously, they usually at least do a pretty good approximation of humans. Not this time, my friends. Not this

Rachel Krause / September 26, 2012

Love It Or Leave It: Kourtney Kardashian’s Knee-High Gladiator Sandals

New mom Kourtney Kardashian was spotted in Miami this week wearing a fabulous printed mini dress, retro sunglasses, and a pair of gold knee-high gladiator sandals. I’m totally feeling the wild choice of footwear, especially (or maybe only) for a day out in Miami, but they’re definitely a lot of look. What do you guy…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / September 23, 2012

Let’s Watch Kourtney Kardashian Pull Another Baby Out Of Her Vagina

UPDATE: Sorry, apparently E! thinks you should only be allowed to watch this beautiful moment in reruns. Lucky for you, they’re on every second of every day. You can still see my amazing GIF after the jump though!

It’s that time again! Time for “A Kardashian Shares Something So Intimately Personal That You…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 17, 2012

Lily Allen Is Pregnant; Kourtney Kardashian, Sienna Miller Give Birth

Lily Allen is pregnant with her second child with husband Sam Cooper! The couple’s firstborn, Ethel Mary Cooper, is almost eight months old. Mazel tov!  [PopCrush]
Kourtney Kardashian gave birth over the weekend to a daughter named Penelope Scotland Disick. Sienna Miller also gave birth to her little one. Congratulations, mamas! [Betty Confidential,…

Jessica Wakeman / July 9, 2012

Report: Kourtney Kardashian To Leave Scott Disick Unless He Obeys Five Special Rules

Kourtney Kardashian has laid down the law to Scott Disick with a set of five stringent rules now that she is very pregnant with their new child.  Scott faces immediate excommunication from the Kardashian Empire which now provides the playboy with the bulk of his income should he prove unable to follow these special rules. Read more…

Celeb Dirty Laundry / May 7, 2012

Morning Quickies: Kardashians To Clog The News Cycle For Three More Years

The Kardashians are not going anywhere: they’ve signed a $40 million deal to stay with E! for another three years. Brace yourselves. [Celebrity Cafe]
Octomom’s hairstylist made a formal complaint to police that Nadya Suleman’s 14 kids are being neglected and living in squalor. Sadly, we would not be shocked if this wa…

Jessica Wakeman / April 25, 2012

13 Trashy Celeb Hookups

Oh, Gerard Butler. Maybe Coachella isn’t the best place to go when you’re just a month out of rehab? The actor seemingly stayed sober while bouncing from party to party at the music festival, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t wild out in other ways. According to Page Six, Butler was quite the ladies’ man,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 17, 2012

Love It Or Hate It: Kourtney Kardashian’s Bizarre Froof

I can’t believe I’m admitting this, but I generally kind of like Kourtney Kardashian’s style. The wee-est Kardashian is also often the best dressed of the bunch, choosing tailored slacks and Victorian-inspired blouses over the redonkulous over-the-top boob-baring bandage dresses of her sisters. That said, what the frig is this thing? Kourtney looks like she&#8217…

Julie Gerstein / March 3, 2012

Mason Disick’s Giant Salary Now Can Add Up To A Real Life For Him Later

It’s been recently reported that Mason Disick, the almost-2-year-old son to Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick, most likely makes serious bank for his appearances on his mom and aunt’s popular reality show Kourtney & Kim Take New York. And by bank, we mean about $3,000 an episode. Daaaaang. Read more…

The Stir / December 8, 2011

Farrah From “Teen Mom” Inexplicably Pissed About Kourtney Kardashian’s Second Pregnancy

“I’m shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again. Did she not learn anything from Teen Mom? Maybe it’s a fake pregnancy like Kim’s wedding. SAD. Double standards in this world? Yes, and guess what? Age and money honestly do not change a person’s poor choice. Quit making excuses.”
Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom” ranted…

Jessica Wakeman / December 3, 2011

Evening Quickies: Are Kourtney & Scott Down The Aisle Next?

Rumors abound that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are preparing to tie the knot, but mama Kris Jenner says otherwise. [Huffington Post]
Tracey Gold — you know, from “Growing Pains” — dishes on her eating disorder and kissing Brad Pitt. [Snakkle]
Speaking of Tracey Gold, please have a look at this list…

Rachel Krause / December 1, 2011