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10 Things We’re Shocked The Kardashians Don’t Already Promote, But Should

Following today’s news that the world’s most famous Momager, Kris Jenner, will soon release a Kardashian cookbook, it left us wondering what else the family could possibly monetize? They’ve already created clothing lines, self tanner, fragrances, accessories, lingerie and have been the faces of diet drinks, alcohol, shoes, and even pads for slight bladder leakage. But there are still a few untapped markets left for the Kardashians to bust into. Here are ten products we’re shocked aren’t already Kardashian-sponsored, that totally should be.

Hamptonites Instructed To Kall The Kops On The Kardashians

  • Khloe and Kourtney Kardashians were kaught filming on a Amagansett beach without a permit. Now huffy Hamptonites have told residents to call police and report if they see the family film on public beaches. [Page Six]
  • Gary Oldman apologized last night for his recent comments in Playboy defending Mel Gibson in an open letter to the Anti-Defamation League. “Upon reading my comments in print I see how insensitive they may be,” the actor wrote. [Page Six]
  • Pippa Middleton will do her first-ever TV interview with Matt Lauer for “The Today Show.” (I guess no one told her that no one likes Matt over here?) [Racked]
  • A character study of the trainwreck.[The Hairpin] Keep reading »

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Baby Number Three

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Lord Disick's Super Sperm Strikes Again!
  • They’re multiplying! Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting their third child — er, khild? — together. The couple already have a four-year-old, Mason, and two-year-old, Penelope. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
  • The videographer who released the video of a teenaged Justin Bieber making a racist joke asked the Biebs’ camp for $500,000 to keep the video secret. His camp apparently didn’t think the video was harmful enough to prevent from getting out — you know, Justin Bieber being a beloved cultural figure and all. [TMZ]
  • A contrite Jonah Hill apologized on “The Tonight Show” for calling a paparazzo a “faggot.” [US Weekly]
  • Helen Mirren said the word “cock” a bunch of times onstage while accepting a Glamour magazine award. This is why we love her. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Style Stealer: Kourtney Kardashian’s Leather-Topped Midi Skirt

Style Stealer: Kourtney Kardashian's Leather-Topped Midi Skirt

Kourtney Kardashian was in Paris all last week in preparation for sister Kim’s ridiculously extravagant wedding celebrations, but I would call this outfit decidedly American in style. The combination of a sweet and girly retro midi skirt with a black leather jacket and badass pumps is very Sandy from “Grease,” both pre- and post-makeover. Get it for yourself, girl… Keep reading »

Style Stealer: Kourtney Kardashian Shows Her Stripes

Kourtney Kardashian Striped Chambray Shirt Style Stealer

I could easily write a 10,000 word analysis of the different signature styles of each of the Kardashian sisters (is that sad? That’s sad, huh?), but for now, let me just say that of the three older sisters, Kourtney Kardashian has the realest style. What do I mean by that? Well, compared to Kim’s super-high-fashion (and often labial) outfit choices and Khloe’s wild style, Kourtney’s casual looks are just more…normal. She obviously loves fashion and keeps up with the trends, but in a slightly more accessible way than her sisters. For example, this cute striped ensemble: chambray shirt, distressed jeans, trendy heels, classic bag. Can’t you see one of your friends showing up for brunch in this outfit? (As opposed to, say, one of these outfits?) Read on to find out how you can show up for brunch in this outfit, including Kourtney’s exact blouse (for about $100!).  Keep reading »

The Kardashian Family Khristmas Kard Is A Katastrophe

Each year, the Kardashians release to the world their family Christmas card. Last year’s card, as you might remember, featured Kim’s poor dead kitten Mercy in a box. This year’s Christmas card, shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle, features poor beleaguered father figure Bruce Jenner — who recently split from matriarch Kris Jenner — in a tube. Meanwhile, the rest of the family dicks — Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom and Kanye West — are missing. (Little Mason and Penelope, Kourtney’s kids, are there, but North West is not.) And the Kardashian ladies? Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall all look interchangeable until you zoom in. WHO ZOOMS IN ON A CHRISTMAS CARD? Anyway, I don’t know about you, but I think the image of Kim standing on top of a pile of money really captures the holiday spirit. Closeups after the jump. [via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Love It Or Leave It: Kourtney Kardashian’s Boots And Cutoffs Combo

Kourtney's Lace-Up Sandals
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Kourtney Kardashian Style

Here’s Kourtney K filming a scene for “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” in an outfit that’s, well, a bit konfusing. It’s very “Rihanna on the way to the club” from the waist down and very “rich suburban mom grabbing a salad at Whole Foods” from the waist up. Despite the confusion, I actually like this look. I think it’s funky and edgy and weirdly flattering? I’m guessing many (or most) of you are going to disagree, though. Care to share your thoughts in the comments? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Kourtney Kardashian Calls Scott Disick Out For Borrowing Her Makeup

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Scott Disick explains what he does all day. Read More »
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The Kardashian sisters have a vagina off. Watch »
"Tinted moisturizer is a good thing to use."

Cover boy, Lord, American Psycho — Scott Disick is a man of many wonders. He is almost single-handedly responsible for everything Good and Hilarious to happen on all things “Kardashian” as of late insofar as he is uncompromisingly ridiculous and it brings me pure joy. In the latest episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take Miami,” Kourtney calls Scott out on borrowing what appears to be her Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer. Kim also announces she’s pregnant, but whatever. Scott’s makeup hoarding (and feigning cluelessness!) is far and away the highlight of this episode, along with Kourtney’s trademark deadpan, totally Xanaxed-out delivery as she sneakily confirms that Scott is, indeed, borrowing her beauty products. So! When are they announcing his spin-off? Mama Kris would never approve of that, but I guarantee viewers would be far more likely to tune in to “The Scott Show” than “Kendall & Kylie’s Boring Whatever.” [BuzzFeed]

Ford India Ads Show Kardashians & Other Women Bound, Gagged & Locked In Car Trunks

India's Rape Culture
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India's rape culture is out of control. Read More »
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Times Of India respect women newspaper ad
Indian newspaper ad implores men to respect women. Read More »
Indian Men Protest
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Looking at pictures of women with cartoonishly large breasts, bound and gagged in the backseat of the trunk of a car, you might think you’re looking at bondage porn.

But no, you would be looking at someone’s idea of “advertising” for the Ford Motor Company. The tagline? “Leave Your Worries Behind.” Keep reading »

A Play-By-Play Of The Kardashian Sisters’ Vagina Off

The Church Of Kardashian
New York's piece on Kim Kardashian wades deep in shallow water. Read More »
Khloe & Lamar's Scent
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Kardashian Koochie Kontest!
If I can't smell their pu**ies...

The Kardashians have graduated from bodily fluids to bodily scents. On last night’s episode of the “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami,” Khloe sniffed Kim and Kourtney’s koochies to see which one smelled better. I believe you would call this a vagina off. It’s like a dance off, but with krotches. The Kardashian vagina off began as all vagina offs do — with jealousy. When Khloe said, “Kim, you’re so gor-gina, that sometimes I want to put my dick in your mouth,” it was ON! Keep reading »

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