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Please Help Me Understand The Man Who Got $150K In Plastic Surgery To Look Like Kim Kardashian

…and yet looks nothing like Kim Kardashian and a whole lot like a swollen, blistered sphincter with Joan Crawford’s eyebrows (the later, William Castle films era of her career, to be specific). But that seems to be okay with Jordan James Parke, who told The Sun, “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake. Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.” Well, at least he’s owning it and I do think he has very beautiful eyes. (I felt like I needed to pay him a compliment after saying his face looks like a butthole with brows.) Parke has had over 50 cosmetic procedures in his quest to look like his idol, who he calls “the most gorgeous woman ever,” including eyebrow tattoos (you DON’T SAYYYYY), dental work, Botox, laser hair removal and, in case you couldn’t tell, fillers. Lots and lots and lots of fillers. I’m surprised there is not a fillers shortage, to be honest. His lips look like they are going to explode and lip meat is going to come oozing out. Eww, I just said lip meat. I apologize. Read more about Parke and his asshole-like lips at the link. [The Sun]

This Artist Painted Kim Kardashian’s Paper Mag Cover … With His Penis

This Artist Painted Kim Kardashian's Paper Mag Cover...With His Penis

Kim Kardashian‘s butt is not done breaking the Internet. While Paper, Kim Kardashian, and photographer Jean-Paul Goude think the photo of Kardashian’s shiny, oiled butt is art with a capital-A in its own right, one Danish dude decided that to qualify as art it really should be painted in oil … with his dick. Read more on The Gloss…

Kim Kardashian Blames Pregnancy Weight Gain On God

  • Kim Kardashian, whose sense of self-importance is unparalleled, told Elle UK that her pregnancy weight gain was a lesson from God. She told the mag: “I’d think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying: “Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you.’ My body just went crazy. After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.” Yes, someone did. THE BABY GESTATING IN YOUR WOMB. [Gawker]
  • Avril Lavigne is asking for prayers for her undisclosed health issue. [Billboard]
  • The full story behind how the New Jersey Nets got their “I Can’t Breathe” shirts is an awesome one, but one extremely important question remains: WHY WHY WHY did they use Comic Sans? [NYTimes] Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian Struggled With Insecurity Growing Up

“It’s taken me a long time to be happy with my body and for my confidence to grow to what it is today. I grew up when the body to have was the tall, slim, supermodel one, like Cindy Crawford’s. No one looked like me. It’s good to break the mould and recreate one. I’m an Armenian girl, I have shape, and it turned out people liked that. That makes me feel good about myself and about other women for being so supportive. I am a confident woman, but I didn’t just arrive confident – it has built over the years and that is a big part of who I am now.”

I sometimes think about what middle school must have been like for Kim Kardashian, when the size-0 look was all the rage and getting breasts before your classmates was feared. As it turns out, now-noted narcissist Kim had trouble loving her body just like any other young person might have, even if she was already kinda bratty back then. It’s sort of a bummer that others’ approval is what ultimately got her to a place of confidence, but I can’t fault her for that too much – it’s a big part of human nature. As problematic as Kim can be, she deserves some cred for working the gorgeous shape she’s got even in the face of judgement and body shaming, and for encouraging other women to do the same. [Elle UK] [Image via AKM-GSI]

Anna Wintour Put Kimye On The Cover Of Vogue Because Being “Deeply Tasteful” All The Time Is “Boring”

  • Anna Wintour basically said that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are not “deeply tasteful” people, hahaha, and that’s why she put them on the cover of Vogue, because being deeply tasteful all the time is boring. [People]
  • Star magazine is claiming that Keira Knightley and her husband James Righton are expecting their first child. [Star]
  • Reese Witherspoon’s stepmother Patricia has been charged with abandonment and neglect after police discovered two mistreated dogs outside her Murfeesboro, Tennesee, home. [Radar Online]
  • Natalie Morales and Willie Geist have been fired from “The Today Show.” [Us Weekly]
  • Reminder: Scarlett Johansson has a hot twin brother named Hunter. [Us Weekly]
  • Netflix has shelved a Bill Cosby comedy special on account of the mounting new rape accusations against the entertainer. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Ursula, Princess Jasmine, Marge Simpson And My Little Pony Give Kim Kardashian A Run For Her Money

Ursula, Princess Jasmine, Marge Simpson And My Little Pony Give Kim Kardashian A Run For Her Money

Kim Kardashian has become the “butt” of many jokes (sorry I had to), since revealing her naked Paper magazine cover last week, but it’s not only humans who are getting in on the ass action. A few artists over at DeviantArt have created their own covers with famous characters as their cover girls, all the while using Kim as their inspiration. But whose non-fiction ass reigns supreme: Ursula from “The Little Mermaid,” Jasmine from “Aladdin,” Marge Simpson from “The Simpsons” or My Little Pony? Check out their covers after the jump and tell us which is your favorite! Keep reading »

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