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Watch Kim & Kanye Get Engaged On “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”

Watch Kim & Kanye Get Engaged On "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
Aww, It's Actually Kind Of Sweet

On Sunday night, about four months after it was filmed, the much ballyhooed Kim and Kanye engagement episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” aired. While little teasers of the engagement were quick to leak onto the internet back in late-October, E! naturally had the full film rights to the big moment, which was just as over-the-top as has been described. And, dare I say it, it was actually kind of romantic too. I can’t imagine what Kanye and Kim talk about when they’re alone together, besides complimenting the other on their beauty/brilliance, but they seem as in love as two completely self-obsessed people could possibly be. Aww?

Retrospective: Ranking Kim Kardashian’s Most Labial Outfits

After seeing a photo of Kim Kardashian wearing that ruffled leather skirt on the left, I had an epiphany: over the past few years, Kim’s style has been getting more and more … labial. To put it less delicately, a lot of her outfits look like a big ol’ vag.

Perhaps this is the result of letting Kanye pick out her clothes. Perhaps it’s some kind of performance art Rorschach test. If so, I should probably be committed, because I’m seeing vaginas everywhere. Click through to check out some of Kim’s most labial looks, and see if you agree.

Shia LaBeouf Headbutts Some Guy In A Bar Brawl & Kim Kardashian Shares A New Pic Of Baby North

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  • Shia LaBeouf headbutted some guy in Hobgoblin, a London pub, last night, apparently over something having to do with his girlfriend’s mother. Of course, TMZ has got video. After the fight, Shia was heard drunkenly apologizing and talking about how “normal” he is. [TMZTMZ]
  • Jessica Biel is opening an “exclusive” children’s restaurant in Santa Monica called Au Fudge. Finally, a place A-listers can feel safe eating chicken nuggets with their posh offspring. [Page Six]
  • What 13 people wore to their interview with Anna Wintour. (Hint: I hope you have a Black Amex.) [NYmag.com The Cut]
  • Zara Tindall, the Queen’s granddaughter and Prince Harry and Prince William’s cousin, gave birth this morning to a baby girl. Mazel tov! [People] Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian To File Police Report Against 18-Year-Old Kid Who Kanye Punched

  • Kim Kardashian is filing a police report against the 18-year-old boy who called her “n****r lover,” “slut” and “bitch” in a Beverly Hills doctor’s office yesterday before getting his ass beat by Kanye West. After trying to help Kim escape paparazzi preventing her from getting inside the building, the kid called the paps “f—–s” and Kim chastised him. The kid then supposedly flipped out and began screaming slurs at Kim, allegedly including ”I will kill you, slut!” When Kanye showed up moments later, he punched the guy inside the doctor’s office. Now Kanye is under investigation for criminal battery. [TMZ, TMZ]
  • In other Kanye news, he and Vogue editrix Anna Wintour were spotted eating lunch together. [Page Six] Keep reading »

Britney Spears Actually Says Something Smart: “In This Business You Make A Deal With The Devil”

“I think it’s important to look good and feel good about yourself, but I got both ways with it. I feel it’s cruel how the world puts so much emphasis on our looks. I was just watching ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ and I see Kim and what she went through when she was pregnant — the tabloids were so mean to her because she was big. At one point on the show she was upset and said something like, ‘I would be lying if I said that the criticism from the paparazzi while I’ve been pregnant hasn’t taken a toll on me.’ And I was like, ‘Bless your heart,’ because I remember that time. First of all you are already emotional and then the paparazzi are taking pictures of you pregnant. That should be the time [in you life] when your body is the most treasured. I loved being pregnant for so many reasons, not to mention the sex is awesome then. But in this business you make a deal with the devil. I’ve learned you kind of have to go with it. What I do calls for me to look good. People expect that. I kind of take it as my job.”

Britney Spears isn’t known for thoughtful commentary on, well, anything, so I was pleasantly surprised to read her criticism of the entertainment industry in the latest issue of InStyle. I would have expected Brit to say something more like “I LOOOOOVE doing 6,000 crunches a day!” But she shows a lot of empathy here for the vicious beauty and weight pressures faced by female celebs. It is, of course, a subject she knows all too well. Even if I understand what women like Britney and Kim get out of their “deal with the devil,” it’s still extremely sad this deal has to exist. [InStyle] [Image via WENN]

Kim Kardashian’s 2013, Summed Up Tidily In An Instagram Photo

North West holds Kim Kardashian's engagement ring

Kim Kardashian is stepping up her Instagram photography game in 2014 with some symbolism. In this photo posted yesterday, captioned, “It was an amazing year!!!,” one can see that Kim is referring to two recent developments of the past year: her baby and her engagement to Kanye West. She probably didn’t mean to draw comparisons between the size of her engagement ring and the size of her human child’s fist, but then again, she probably did. Disappointingly, it looks like Kim was unable to find a fitting symbol for her divorce from Kris Humphries, which also just happened in 2013. Maybe North will grow up to be a basketball player. Wouldn’t that be something?

Kim Kardashian Hits The Slopes In Major Fur

Kim Kardashian Hits The Slopes In Major Fur

I know you didn’t expect Kim Kardashian to ski in some boring ass Northface puffer. Please. Isn’t it a bad idea, though, for fur to get wet? Like, if Kim takes a tumble, won’t the wet snow make her fur smell like a wet dog? I’ve never smelled real wet fur, so I don’t know. Someone rich, please explain. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

Kanye West Gave Kim Kardashian A Hand-Painted Hermes Birkin Bag For Christmas

Kanye West Gave Kim Kardashian A Hand-Painted Hermes Birkin Bag For Christmas

But is it ugly? Yesterday, Kim and Kanye were photographed doing a little post-holiday shopping, with Kim carrying her Christmas gift from Kanye on her arm. She posted a close-up photo of the classic Hermes Birkin bag to Instagram, which was apparently hand-painted by the artist George Condo. (Condo worked with Yeezy on the visuals for his album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy back in 2010.) The painting depicts three monster-faced people having sex with a nude woman. A one of a kind, very special gift indeed … get a closer look  after the jump and then discuss! [Photo: Splash News] Keep reading »

I Can’t Stop Staring At This Picture Of Kanye West And Kim Kardashian

As I mentioned in Quickies, the Kardashians had a big ol’ Christmas party, complete with a photo booth that made everyone look like they were made out of wax. At first when I saw this pic of Kim and Kanye, I was like, “Well, they forgot one very important thing — blotting papers.” But upon further inspection, I’ve concluded that patch of shine between Kanye’s eyebrows is not a Christmas tree, but the pyramid representing the Illuminati. Stare at it too long, and you’re under its spell. So be careful.

Uh Huh, Rudolph: “Saturday Night Live” Spoofs Kimye’s “Bound 2″

Uh Huh, Rudolph: "Saturday Night Live" Spoofs Kimye's "Bound 2"
"Uh huh Rudolph!"

I’m psyched that “Saturday Night Live”‘s “Waking Up With Kimye” is seemingly going to be a regular sketch on the series (last night’s episode featured the sketch for a second time). This time, “Kimye” are celebrating the holidays with a new version of their “Bound 2″ video, featuring that hardworking, four-legged, red-nosed wonder. Uh huh, Rudolph!

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