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Khloe Kardashian Makes An Uncomfortable Joke About Screwing O.J. Simpson (Plus, A Vladimir Putin Butt Plug!)

  • Khloe Kardashian decided to address rumors that O.J. Simpson is her father by making a joke about fucking him once. Bad choice. [Page Six]
  • Naturally someone created a sex toy that you can Putin where the sun don’t shine. [Huffington Post]
  • Find out how this man became known for his sanitary pad revolution. [Upworthy]
  • Here’s an idea for what to give up for Lent if you’re religious/haven’t figured anything out yet: dating. [Hello Giggles] Keep reading »

Lamar Odom On Khloe Kardashian: “Even If We Divorced, She Would Always Be My Wife”

  • Lamar Odom said he and Khloe Kardashian “don’t know exactly” if their divorce is going through, despite Khloe filing in December. Lamar told Us Weekly that “even if we were divorced, she would always be my wife.” Aw, that’s kind of sweet. Or maybe delusional. But also kind of sweet. [Us Weekly]
  • Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have been successful in their campaign to prevent celeb news outlets from running pictures of celeb kids: “Entertainment Tonight” announced they will support the campaign and no longer use paparazzi shots of celeb children. [Jezebel]
  • Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes may have broken up, but he’s still staying at her place. So maybe they haven’t broken up? [Independent IE]
  • Pink will perform at the Oscars! [People] Keep reading »

Khloe Kardashian’s Coat Makes A Confusing Statement

I say confusing because, while Khloe posed for PETA a few years ago, I’m pretty sure the Kardashians in general — they are basically one hive mind, kind of like the Borg — don’t spend much time thinking about cruelty towards animals. And since this fur looks awfully real to me, my hunch was that the “Fuck Yo Fur” statement on the back is meant to be, like, ironic and kind of twisted. But on Twitter, Khloe tweeted a link to a video of her wearing the fur, writing, “Fake fur all day people!!!” which I guess means the fur is fake and the spray-painted message on the back is totally earnest. What’s not in question is the coat’s hideousness. Real or fake, that shit is fugs. [Photos: Splash News]

9-Year-Old Khloe Kardashian Overheard Her Mom Saying She Needed A Nose Job

“She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job. I was shocked; I hadn’t even thought about it. I’ve grown into my face, but I’ve had makeup artists tell me, ‘You should get a nose job.’ I’m so happy that I never have. I’m proud for losing weight when I wanted to and I’ve never resorted to surgery. I’m not against it – one day I probably will but it would be on my terms.”

The parenting skills of Kris Jenner are unparalleled. This is Khloe Kardashian in Cosmopolitan revealing how Mama Kris had eyes on plastic surgery for her darling child at the ripe old age of nine. That’s nothing but adult “Mean Girls” behavior.  I’m sorry, but fourth graders’ bodies aren’t even fully formed yet! There are a lot of (usually awkward) years before someone settles into their adult nose. And I think Khloe’s nose looks just fine! [US Weekly]

Khloe Kardashian Breaks Her Silence On Split From Lamar Odom

  • Khloe Kardashian recently filed for divorce from husband Lamar Odom, but has been mum on on the subject … until today. Khloe tweeted, “This, in and of itself, is heart breaking and torture to my soul.” Ugh, breakups are the worst.  [Celebuzz]
  • Has Christmas come early? Because Jon Hamm looks to be going commando again! [Celebuzz]
  • The shy girl’s guide to talking dirty. [College Candy]
  • These Santa Missed Connections are all naughty and no nice. [Tres Sugar] Keep reading »

Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce

  • As predicted, Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom, citing “irreconcilable differences,” TMZ is reporting. The couple reportedly had an ironclad prenup, so all their assets are separate. [TMZ]
  • Fox News host Megyn Kelly called in sick to work last night after she declared that Santa Claus is white. Boo hoo.  [Raw Story]
  • Also, insisting Jesus was white is bad history and bad theology. Just sayin’. [The Atlantic]
  • Five reasons to be here for Beyoncé the feminist! [Crunk Feminist Collective]
  • Alessandra Ambrosio had plastic surgery on her ears when she was 11-years-old and it went so badly, she swore off nips and tucks forever. [Net-A-Porter The Edit] Keep reading »

Report: Khloe Kardashian To File For Divorce Today

  • Khloe Kardashian is filing for divorce from Lamar Odom today and citing irreconcilable differences, according to TMZ. Odom has been struggling with a drug  addiction — allegedly crack cocaine — and has confessed on video to cheating on Khloe. The couple got hitched in 2009. Aw, I genuinely feel bad for Khloe! This is a really tough situation. [TMZ, US Weekly]
  • In other Kardashian news, Bruce Jenner is reportedly getting his Adam’s apple removed. “I just never liked my trachea!” he says. Okay then. [YOU CAN DO THAT? -- Amelia] [Daily Mail UKTMZ]
  • Eight photos you didn’t see from President Obama’s trip to South Africa. [PolicyMic]
  • It turns out “Katie,” the woman who has been the subject of a worldwide search by a New Zealand man named Reese McKee who met her once, has deleted all her social media accounts. Guess she’s not interested in Reese, huh? [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

The Kardashian Family Khristmas Kard Is A Katastrophe

Each year, the Kardashians release to the world their family Christmas card. Last year’s card, as you might remember, featured Kim’s poor dead kitten Mercy in a box. This year’s Christmas card, shot by famed photographer David LaChapelle, features poor beleaguered father figure Bruce Jenner — who recently split from matriarch Kris Jenner — in a tube. Meanwhile, the rest of the family dicks — Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom and Kanye West — are missing. (Little Mason and Penelope, Kourtney’s kids, are there, but North West is not.) And the Kardashian ladies? Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall all look interchangeable until you zoom in. WHO ZOOMS IN ON A CHRISTMAS CARD? Anyway, I don’t know about you, but I think the image of Kim standing on top of a pile of money really captures the holiday spirit. Closeups after the jump. [via Jezebel] Keep reading »

Kris Jenner Says Khloe Kardashian Is “Very Strong” During Turmoil With Lamar Odom

  • Kris Jenner has commented on Khloe Kardashian’s marriage drama with Lamar Odom, telling E! News that her daughter “is resilient but she’s very strong.” She continued:  ”She’s very sensitive and she loves really hard and she feels with all of her soul, but she also has the ability to put that game face on and go out there in the world and do what she needs to do.” “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” will address the couple’s marriage difficulties in its next episode because lord knows there’s nothing they won’t exploit for ratings. [People]
  • Here’s “Vampire Diaries” actress Nina Dobrev going topless to show her support for Obamacare. I’m sure Barack appreciates it. [Us Weekly]
  • There are reports that a man set himself on fire at the National Mall in Washington, DC. [Business Insider] Keep reading »

Report: Khloe Kardashian Intends To File For Divorce

  • Khloe Kardashian reportedly told Lamar Odom on their fourth anniversary that she would be filing for divorce.  Guess she’s not going to stand by her man after all? After all the rumors of cheating and crack addiction, we can’t blame her. [Radar Online]
  • The final coroner’s report in the death of “Glee” star Cory Monteith has been released and his death has been ruled an accidental overdose. According to the report, drug paraphernalia, “including a spoon with drug residue and a used hypodermic needle,” was found in the room. [Us Weekly]
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child, who is now 16, inherited some huge-ass muscles. [US Weekly]
  • Here’s Laura Carmichael from “Downton Abbey,” on Lady Edith’s evolution from jilted-at-the-altar dork to budding feminist journalist with a taste for married men. [Cosmopolitan]
  • The New York  Times‘ ombudswoman addressed that uncomfortable “Vows” column where the bride had accidentally killed a small child. [The Atlantic Wire]
  • This letter from a grandpa to his daughter after she kicked his gay grandson out of the house is AMAZING. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
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