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Poor Justin Bieber Needed To Be Carried Up The Great Wall Of China

Justin Bieber gets carried up the Great Wall of China

Did Justin Bieber learn absolutely nothing from his interventional tête-à-tête with Zach Galifianakis last week? Yesterday’s visit to the Great Wall of China was a fantastic opportunity for the ol’ Biebs to score a bit of cultural enlightenment — hell, maybe the experience could even serve to humble the bratty pop star. Alas, in true Bieber form, he couldn’t even go the Great Wall, at one time considered one of the Seven Wonders of the World, alone. Despite owning a perfectly good and functional pair of human legs, Justin opted to instead have his bodyguards and entourage hoist him up onto their shoulders and carry him the length of the wall. He is just so down-to-earth.

Also excellent: the singer and his crew were the cause of a massive security meltdown at the tourist attraction after they saw it fit to go skateboarding around the site, which is obviously Not Allowed and also Frowned Upon. But if there’s one thing Justin Bieber knows, it’s that anything and everything is fair game for Justin Bieber, am I right? [Mirror.co.uk]

Zach Galifianakis Interrogates Justin Bieber, Whips Him With Belt On “Between Two Ferns”

Zach Galifianakis interviews Justin Bieber on "Between Two Ferns"
"So, Justin, you've had three hairstyles."

If you’re at all sensitive to the plights of one unhinged Justin Bieber, get ready to feel uncomfortable! As for the rest of us, who have been waiting patiently in the wings for some seemingly responsible adult to call Biebs out on his bullshit … who better to step up to the plate than Zach Galifianakis? Galifianakis’s fantastically awkward talk show-format skit “Between Two Ferns” has played host to everyone from Tila Tequila to Jennifer Lawrence, but we can’t say we ever expected the badly-behaved singer to subject himself to the sometimes cringeworthy antics of Zach’s hot seat — or for his PR people to sign off on it.

Zach sets the tone for the interview with his first line: “It’s really exciting to talk to you, especially right in the middle of your public meltdown.” He proceeds to insult, chastise, and otherwise interrogate Bieber before standing up from his chair and whipping the 19-year-old with his belt. Of course, no Canadians were harmed in the making of this video — “Between Two Ferns” is a Funny or Die production, which means that Justin, like Zach, is acting. Keep that in mind! [via Gawker]

Want To See Justin Bieber Rapping Without A Shirt? Okay, Here Goes …

In what can only be described as a scene from my worst nightmares, Justin Bieber stripped down in the video for Maejor Ali‘s “Lolly”, where he appears beside Juicy J in a track that’s all about how much women love The D and want The D at every hour of the day. I mean, admit it, ladies – when AREN’T you fantasizing about sucking some guy’s dick? (Ugh, blech.) Read more at Evil Beet Gossip…

Pedophile Who Posed As Justin Bieber Online Sentenced To 14 Years

Justin & Miley Collaborate
Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Collaborate On Song Called, Duh, "Twerk"
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Justin's Naked Surprise
Justin Bieber's Nude Surprise For Grandma
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Justin Bieber's Waiver
Justin Bieber
Pals partying with Justin Bieber have to sign a waiver first. Read More »
  • A pedophile who posed as Justin Bieber online to lure kids into online sex acts over social media sites pleaded guilty and got 14 years in prison. Robert Hunter of the UK was eventually busted after a young girl in Tasmania alerted police. [Daily Dot, Mirror UK]
  • Liam Hemsworth wants to trade in the Miley Cyrus model for a new January Jones. [US Weekly]
  • You can be a racist idiot all you want, but New Miss America Nina Davuluri is just dusting off her shoulder. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Russell Brand has slithered into Jemima Khan’s pants. [Huffington Post]
  • Broadway star Lilla Crawford, who shares the role of Annie in “Annie,” has replaced Sophia Grace Brownlee of “Super Bass” fame as Little Red Riding Hood in the “Into The Woods” film. [Broadway]
  • An online search for “Lily Collins” is most likely to put viruses or spyware on your computer. [Sky News Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Collaborate On Song Called, Duh, “Twerk”

Miley's VMA Performance
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Twerkin' Again
Miley Cyrus Twerks At Juicy J Concert
Miley Cyrus twerked onstage at Juicy J's show. Read More »
Miley Cyrus & Justin Bieber Collaborate On Song Called, Duh, "Twerk"
The Apocalypse Is Coming!

Oh lordy. The end is nigh. Rapper Lil Twist hath signaled the beginning of Earth’s destruction by bringing together Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber for a song called “Twerk.” While you listen, I’ll just be rocking myself back and forth for comfort in the corner of my bomb shelter.

Justin Bieber’s Nude Surprise For Grandma

Justin Bieber's Nude Surprise For Grandma
Bieber Naked Pics?
Justin Bieber photo
Calm down. There's nothing legit ... yet. Read More »

Images used with permission from TMZ.

Here’s a side of Justin Bieber we’ve never seen before: his naked ass serenading his grandma with his guitar. Um, okay, what is going on in these pictures?  TMZ said the photos are from Thanksgiving weekend (is that Canadian or American?), when the Biebs slept in too late. He decided to prank his family when he woke up by strolling into the room naked, covering his willy with his guitar. Justin’s grandma supposedly thought it was funny. We are still processing how we feel. It’s somewhere between “cute butt!” and “always wear underpants around your grandma.” [TMZ]

Justin Bieber Fan Throws Phone On Stage Because…?

Bieber's Freak Out
Justin Bieber flips out, threatens to beat up a photographer. Read More »
Justin Bieber's Waiver
Justin Bieber
Pals partying with Justin Bieber have to sign a waiver first. Read More »
Justin Bieber's Fan Throws Phone On Stage Because...
Gurl, That's Not An Aerie Bra!

As an anthropology major in college, I was exposed to a wide variation of human behavior and culture. But nothing, nothing could have prepared me to watch a two minute clip of a Justin Bieber concert. With raised eyebrows and pursed lips I desperately tried to understand this strange subculture of screeching tweens raising iPhones to record the singer clad in sagging leather pants, fingerless red gloves, and a shiny sleeveless hoodie. Keep reading »

Sharon Osbourne Says Justin Bieber Doesn’t Realize He’s “Not Black”

  • Does anyone else think this quote from Sharon Osbourne about Justin Bieber is, well, racist? “I think that he’s lost, I really do. I think he doesn’t realize he’s white and not black, that’s a huge problem. ”  So Justin’s admittedly obnoxious teenage behavior of late is evidence that he thinks he’s black? DA FUCK? [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Kristen Chenoweth has some musical advice for sexting politician Anthony Weiner. [Celebuzz]
  • Terrible excuse for a human George Zimmerman was pulled over for speeding — and had a gun on him. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Happy birthday to Harry Potter scribe J.K. Rowling! [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »

10 Celebrity Prayer Candles (And Suggested Prayers For Each One)

I recently bought myself a Dolly Parton prayer candle (because hello, it was $7 and I truly do view her as a powerful, sequined deity), and let me tell you: I’m pretty sure my repeated requests for for bigger hair and sassier comebacks are paying off. Since lighting it, I can even hit the high notes in “Jolene”! Hallelujah!

Just in case you’re also in need of some divine celebrity intervention, I decided to round up 10 celebrity prayer candles you can buy (including my precious Dolly), and an example of the prayer you might want to use for each one. Click on the gallery above to see how celebs like Saint Kanye, Mother Minaj, and Angel Bieber can help you achieve your dreams!

WTF Tributes On Etsy
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Some people love a celeb so much they are inspired to make fan art. Read More »

Justin Bieber Has A Spitting Problem

justin bieber apologizes to bill clinton

And the offensive behavior continues: As adoring fans surrounded his Toronto hotel yesterday, Justin Bieber decided to grace them with his presence, heading out onto his balcony to snap the view on Instagram. Read more on Newser…

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