Whether you’re a sugar daddy or a 14-year-old girl, you are probably pretty excited that Justin Bieber exists. But since chances are slim you’ll ever get to run your paws through his silky hair, you’ll have to be content with “Just-In Beaver,” the Justin Bieber sex doll. He’s got two “love holes” and an “inflatable cock.” Here’s hoping he’s washable, too. Just-In Beaver is on sale for the bargain price of $25.56, so get him while he lasts. (Seeing as he just turned 18, I don’t suspect he lasts very long.)
For those who have been following every mesmerizing detail in the ongoing drama of Justin Bieber’s stolen electronics, I surely don’t need to inform you about the latest shocking developments — but for anyone who’s just tuning in, I sure hope you didn’t pay for the full seat. Because you are only going to need the edge!!!!
Ahem. What, multiple exclamation points don’t make it more interesting? FINE. Anyway, here’s the scoop so far: Bieber had his laptop and camera ripped off during a show this week, he intrigued gossipmongers by tweeting that he was pissed because of the “personal footage” the thief had taken, then a rather dirty nude photo began circulating that some said was of Bieber (and most others debunked as being a fake).
The latest? He’s being blackmailed by an anonymous Twitter user who claims to have the stolen data. According to “@gexwy,” if Bieber doesn’t cave to his demands before noon TODAY, that “personal footage” is going to be leaked to the world. OMG!!!!!!!! Read more…
You’ve probably heard by now that Amelia did some extensive research and the Justin Bieber leaked nude pics are fake. Too bad, because I have been enjoying following the reactions on Twitter. Sometimes the best part of a celebrity scandal are the fan tweets that follow. In the case of the alleged JBiebs nakey pics, reactions tend to fall into one of four categories: lovers, haters, respecters, and the deeply conflicted. Click through to see some of the best reactions on the Twitterverse.
Good evening. Moments ago, Ami texted to alert me to a rumor she heard about Justin Bieber naked pics leaking onto the internet today. Sighing, I turned off the burners on my stove. Dinner can wait, I thought. I must get to the bottom of this immediately! So, I did some Googling and here is what I’ve found out… Keep reading »
Are you a Belieber with some basic HTML skills? Well, then you should join the millions of teen girls (along with a few creepy guys) and start your very own Justin Bieber fan blog! You’ll be able to keep your friends, family and the authorities posted on your unhealthy obsession with the young celebrity! Here are the five dumbest Justin Bieber fan blogs. Read more…
There are only very few ways that you can get away with wearing denim on denim. Lauryn Hill in the video for “Everything Is Everything” comes to mind… Keep reading »
Is it just me, or is Selena Gomez looking oh-so-lovely in this fall’s ubiquitous brocade? I’m hardly a teenybopper (at least I hope not) and my tolerance for all things Justin Bieber is minimal at best, but even I have to admit that Selena looks, well, kind of incredible in this Dolce & Gabbana dress and strappy stilettos. Un-beliebable, if you will. Oh my god, I am the worst.