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Justin Bieber Has A Spitting Problem

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And the offensive behavior continues: As adoring fans surrounded his Toronto hotel yesterday, Justin Bieber decided to grace them with his presence, heading out onto his balcony to snap the view on Instagram. Read more on Newser…

Justin Bieber Had A Threesome? Plus, James Deen Gets Down And Dirty With His Favorite Foods

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  • Justin Bieber allegedly took not one, but two girls back to his hotel room. Hopefully there was no spitting involved. [Popbytes]
  • James Deen gets intimate with food in a new web series. Meaning, he eats it. What were you thinking? [iVillage]
  • According to a new poll, most men don’t like to give it up on a first date. Show me these men! [Ask Men]
  • Eva Longoria laughs off rumors that George Clooney tried to bed her. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • There is still time to catch yourself a summer fling. I say, stand outside the library with a butterfly net. [Gurl] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Apologizes To Bubba For Shouting “F**k Bill Clinton” In Video

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  • Justin Bieber called up President Bill Clinton (as you do) to apologize for a video posted on TMZ yesterday, in which Biebs peed in a yellow mop bucket at a restaurant and shouted “Fuck Bill Clinton!” In his apology, Bieber also offered to help with the Clinton Global Initiative. Hey, maybe he can mop up afterwards? [US Weekly]
  • Meanwhile, his BFF Lil Twist got arrested for a DUI this morning in California while driving one of Justin’s cars. [TMZ]
  • Samantha Jones’ 14 greatest “Sex and the City” fuck buddies, ranked in dildos. [Cosmopolitan]
  • On a personal note: I have an essay today on New York magazine’s blog The Cut about taking kissing lessons! Check it out! [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Allegedly Filmed Peeing In Mop Bucket In Restaurant Kitchen

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  • Video has surfaced of Justin Bieber allegedly peeing inside the yellow mop bucket that is used to clean the floor inside restaurant. Some random guy stares at him peeing the whole time. TMZ, which posted the video, said it was filmed in New York earlier this year.  At the end of the video, Biebs sprays cleaning liquid on a photo of President Bill Clinton and says “Fuck Bill Clinton!” I almost don’t want this to be him, because it’s so embarrassingly juvenile. [TMZThe Sun UK]
  • Important update about George Clooney’s penis: he and Stacy Keibler “hadn’t had sex in months” before they split. [US Weekly]
  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving “The View” for Fox News’ daytime talk show “Fox & Friends” — you know, that show they mock on “Saturday Night Live” for being absurdly stupid. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Liz! [People] Keep reading »

Large Child Justin Bieber Wants To Have Children Soon

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Today In Terrible Ideas: Justin Bieber told Us Weekly that he would like to get married and start a family young. He looks to his grandparents as a model for his future relationship as they are still together and in love. Bieber said, “They love each other so much, after so many years! When I’m their age, I want to be as in love with my wife as my grandfather is with his.” This is all really romantic and sweet until you remember the German government confiscated his pet monkey because he wasn’t properly taking care of it. And that he’s constantly in trouble for pissing off his neighbors, like racing his Ferrari up and down the street. I hope he knows that smoking pot “constantly,” as the Biebs is rumored to do, isn’t good for his sperm count. Okay, I’ll stop now. But seriously, wait awhile, Biebs. [Us Weekly] [Photo: Getty]

Justin Bieber Makes Friends Sign A Waiver Before Coming To His Parties

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  • Justin Bieber makes guests at his California mansion sign a “liability waiver and release” not to tweet, Facebook, Instagram, videotape or otherwise capture for posterity anything that goes on in his home. Not that anything bad ever goes on inside. Nope! Nothing to see here, folks! [TMZ]
  • In other Biebs news, Jon Bon Jovi called him an “asshole.” [Page Six]
  • The wait is over! That second album from noted soprano Paris Hilton will finally be released. [PopDust]
  • Drumroll please: your “Dancing With The Stars” winner is … [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Has 24 Hours To Retrieve His Monkey — Or Else

Justin Ditches Monkey
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Justin Bieber's team has relinquished his pet monkey to German officials. Read More »
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Justin Bieber and his monkey

I know how it is for big celebrities. You get a taste of fame and you forget about all the little people and monkeys that helped get you to the top. Justin Bieber – adult-sized footie pajama-wearer and Anne Frank historian –– has 24 hours to reclaim his pet monkey OG Malley from Munich, Germany. If he doesn’t come and get the adorable pint-sized Capuchin, the little dude will be sent to live at a zoo in Germany. The pop star/hair gel fanatic had previously been criticized for taking the monkey away from its mother when it was too young. Earlier this month, Bieber signed over the monkey to German authorities, but he still has 24 hours to change his mind.

Biebz, whatever happened to no monkey left behind? 

Seriously though, treating animals like disposable props is completely despicable. And this isn’t the first time Bieber’s done this. He had a pet hamster that he callously gave away to a fan. The hamster later died. Somebody stop letting this kid buy pets, please. [Buzzfeed]

Justin Bieber Rushed Onstage By Male Fan

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  • A male fan rushed Justin Bieber onstage in Dubai, grabbing him from behind and knocking the piano off its legs. J-Biebs ran offstage and the fan was apprehended. [People]
  • Thank God: Chris Brown confirmed he and Rihanna have split up, explaining “I can’t be focused on wife-ing someone that young.” Hey, we’ll take it! [US Weekly]
  • “Suburgatory” actress Jane Levy is seeking a divorce from  Portugese actor Jaime Freitas to whom she’s secretly been married for the past seven months. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Amazing: Helen Mirren stormed out of a London theater dressed as Queen Elizabeth to tell a troupe of drummers in the street to pipe down. Mirren is currently playing the Queen on the London stage in “The Audience.” [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »

Justin Bieber Has A Slumber Party In Sweden

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First, there was J. Biebs‘ bodyguard, spotted the other day in a full-body pajama onesie. Now, today, here is Bieber himself, decked out in bright red footie pa-jay-jays. This is apparently his pre-concert outfit, the one he wears for his pre-concert ritual that we refer to as “Embarrassingly Strutting Around Stockholm, Sweden, With Your Buddy Pretending To Dance To Music That Isn’t There.” In any case, is this a trend we’re going to be seeing a lot more of? Are footie pajamas suddenly going to be “up in the clurb“-appropriate? Let’s hope so. I’m dusting off my Pajama Jeans right now. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Evening Quickies: Justin Bieber Ditches His Pet Monkey For Good

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