I’m pretty sure it’s official: Justin Bieber is losing it. After passing out during a concert last night, then tweeting a shirtless photo of himself in the hospital shortly thereafter, Justin had what sounds to me like a bit of a meltdown in London this morning. And it all got caught on video. Justin hopped out of his SUV and lunged at a paparazzo, screaming “I’ll fucking beat the fuck out of you!” as his handlers attempt to restrain him. At first this news kind of delighted me, because I love a good celebrity mental decline, and all the signs are there — the fainting, the gas mask, the suspicious lateness, The Black Keys altercation, the butt-baring Instagram photos, the rumored sizzurp — but then I watched the video and felt pretty awful. The photog is really, really fucking nasty, and Biebs and his crew look exhausted. It’s easy to forget that the kid is 19 and super-sensitive and impressionable, and it seems like he might be Lohan-ing a little bit. Sad. I would not want to be Justin Bieber, that’s for sure. [Gossip Cop] [Photo: FameFlynet]
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Over the weekend and this past Wednesday night, The Notorious J.J. Biebs was seen attempting to evade ferocious fans and paparazzi by donning a gas mask. If there’s one thing that makes it obvious you’re trying to evade your fans and paparazzi it’s wearing a gas mask, right? In any case, this photo, taken as Bieber Fever Patient Zero was leaving Mr. Chows in London, is just begging for your creative caption. So tell us, what’s happening to good ol’ Justin B. here?
- Justin Bieber showed up two hours late for his concert in London last night. Fans had to listen to Michael Jackson tunes the entire time. Can’t we all just agree now he is such an asshole? [BBC]
- Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are supposedly getting hitched in Hawaii in just a few weeks. [Express UK]
- No. Just no. Someone gave Michael Vick a new puppy. [TMZ]
- Allison Pill from “The Newsroom” and fiancé Jay Baruchel have called off their engagement. [US Weekly] Keep reading »
Selena Gomez is 20 now, right? And the expiration date on her devil’s pact with Disney has passed, right? Okay, good. So that means it’s fine, and totally legal, to say that she looks insanely hot wearing this Atelier Versace pantsuit at the “Spring Breakers” premiere in Germany. This look is the perfect combination of fashion-y “girl hot” (it’s a gold-embellished pinstripe pantsuit) and “guy hot” (that, uh, sternum is pretty killer). Selena is freakin’ gorgeous, and I can’t wait to see what she does sans Bieber. I mean, poor Justin. At least he has sizzurp (and his boys “Lil Za” and “Lil Twist”) to keep him warm at night.
DRAMZ ALERT! Apparently, ever-charming Black Keys member Patrick Carney said some sort of disparaging comments about Justin Bieber (Patrick Carney, you should probably get a hobby or something), lambasting young Biebs for not winning any Grammys. “Grammys are for like music, not for money … and he’s making a lot of money,” Carney said to TMZ backstage at the Grammys. “He should be happy.” Except, this being Justin Bieber, a small bit of dried mayonnaise crust on the cultural sandwich of America, he was not happy. In response, he tweeted, “the black keys drummer should be slapped around haha.” Well, J.Biebs, you could probably hire your fellow Grammy-ignored buddy Chris Brown to do that.
In the meantime, Biebs’ frightening roiling hormone army, the Beliebers, have taken to tweeting at young Patrick. Enjoy the tweets after the jump!
- The reason Selena Gomez ended relationship with Justin Bieber: Rihanna! Makes you question Rihanna’s taste in men, right? (Also, this picture was taken many years ago … but it is still how we imagine The Biebs in our mind.) [Life & Style Weekly]
- The Grammy’s has finally caught up to fact that the night is not just about music but also outrageous outfits (i.e. Lady Gaga decked out in meat). This year they have released a hilarious “Wardrobe Advisory” to preempt malfunctions. And, um, smells. [Crushable]
- 30 fun facts you didn’t know about Tina Fey. [Complex] Keep reading »
It looks Justin Bieber is adapting to single life quite nicely. This week, he got to second base with a fan at a Florida meet-and-greet. Or maybe he was just squeezing her boob to help prevent breast cancer. How gentlemanly of him! Either way, the girl appears to be enjoying it very much. I hope Selena Gomez was out grabbing a penis somewhere. [ONTD]
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- Justin Bieber’s new song “Yellow Raincoat” has all the Beliebers freaking out that its about Selena Gomez … obviously because they’re too young to know that “raincoat” is a euphemism for condoms. [Crushable]
- Beyoncé is starting a lifestyle blog called The Bey Hive. It’s curtains for GOOP now, Gwynnie. [Contact Music]
- Watch high school senior Jacob Rudolph come out in front of 300 of his class in this touching video while receiving a class award. Inspiring! [Gurl]
- Halle Berry apparently dipped her bare breast in guacamole. There’s a mental image for you. [Socialite Life]
Justin Bieber flashes his bare butt in this new photo posted on his Instagram account on Saturday (January 19).
The 18-year-old singer quickly deleted the photo from his Instagram and his Twitter account, but it had already been liked more than 86,000 times! Read more…
Another James Franco “art” project! Here he is with a Justin Bieber wig and cap spoofing the song “Boyfriend” with his “Spring Breakers” costar Ashley Benson … and some other comeley lass. Rrrow! It gets a little NSFW towards the end. I don’t remember quite so much butt in the real “Boyfriend” video.
What other songs do you want to see James Franco spoof/cover? I bet he could do a righteous “You Oughta Know.” You … you … you … oughta know!