“Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the fuck, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame. [He should have] a mom or a dad or a really good friend who can say, ‘Hey, shithead!’ You see people in the world and you’re like, ‘Do you know how a washing machine works? Do you know how to wash a dish? Life skills are something we’re missing … just shit you needed to learn in life. There used to be a class that kids had to take in high school called home economics, which was cooking and sewing and just shit you needed to learn in life.”
Well, if Jon Hamm thinks that Justin Bieber is a shithead, then I guess the matter is settled. (And of course Bieber doesn’t know how to wash a dish or use a washing machine. I’d be surprised if he poops by himself.) [BuzzFeed via Men's Fitness] [Images via WENN]
For years, the American people have bled, died and fought to survive under a terrible reign. Our government finally had the opportunity to do something about this menace from the north … and they messed it up.
Yes, the White House has responded to the official We The People petition to deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card. Despite 270,000 signatures, their answer was “no comment.” Keep reading »
It might be a wrap on the first weekend of Coachella, but we’re still getting over some of the random celebrities that decided to descend on Indio, California, for the Music and Arts Festival. To this group of celebs that seemed to stand out like a hand full of sore thumbs, we have three words for you: Just Say No-chella.
Justin Bieber is melting. The figure of the pop star at Madame Tussauds wax museum in New York City has been groped and otherwise manhandled by so many fans that it’s starting to deteriorate. The figure has no barricades or ropes blocking it off, leaving fans free to hug, photograph, and questionably caress a waxy Bieber all day long. That much attention from so many grimy hands has withered the faux-Biebs and forced the museum remove it from public display. Much like the real-life Bieber, the model’s damage “no longer does justice either to the star or to the attraction.” Bret Pidgeon, the museum’s general manager, hopes that “we can welcome a new ‘grown-up’ Justin back to the attraction in the near future.” No rush, guys. [New York Post] [Image via WENN]