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The Daily Hotness: Gilles Marini

Did you see that movie? You know the guy who lives next to Samantha and has tons of sex? Well, not only is he quite attractive, but he also seems like a really hardworking family guy. The 32-year-old French actor Gilles Marini has been inundated with phone calls, emails, and job offers since the movie (and his goods) premiered, but he sounds so nice! “I just was not expecting this at all,” he told Reuters. “Maybe people will see me as the naked guy for a bit but as soon as someone gives me a chance to do something else I can prove I can do that. “I am not 18 years-old with this smacking me in the face so that I lose control of what I am. It is a blessing. I am very humbled and touched by all the attention. It is wonderful for my life, for my family and for my future.” Also, if you’re logged into MySpace, you can view this sepia-tone photo of him with Johnny Depp on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End. [Reuters] Keep reading »

Hot Guys With No Eyebrows Still As Hot?

Hot Chicks With No Eyebrows is an awesome site which attempts to prove that hot chicks don’t look as hot without eyebrows. By the looks of Adriana Lima, that theory may be true. But I was like, “Umm, I’m awesome with Photoshop…I wonder if this theory holds true for hot dudes?” The images, after the jump. We’re undecided as to whether the hotness is significantly lessened. Keep reading »

Extravagant And Strange Celeb Gifts

David Beckham recently bought Victoria a vineyard in California’s Napa Valley. Apparently the two developed a passion for wine while they were in Spain (which also happens to be when Becks developed a passion for the nanny). But don’t think you’ll be able to go to the liquor store and pick up a bottle of Chateau Posh — it will be consumed by themselves and friends only. Check out some other extravagant celeb gifts after the jump. [MarieClaire.co.uk] Keep reading »

Hollywood Babylon: An R-Rated Coffee Table Book

A book featuring full-frontal shots of many male celebrities hits stores June 1. Hollywood Babylon: It’s Back! includes photos of packages belonging to Mick Jagger, Daniel Radcliffe, Ewan McGregor, John Malkovich, James Woods, Richard Gere, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sadly, it doesn’t sound like there’s a shot of Johnny Depp’s junk, but the authors do write about the reputed size of many stars. Johnny is supposedly known as “donkey dick,” and one art student said that Sean Connery has the largest member he’s ever seen. “It made me drop my charcoal pencil.” [NY Daily News via Gawker] Keep reading »

Slideshow: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis Are Cute And Kooky

Johnny Depp and his French pop singer girlfriend (life partner, if you will) are so adorable we had to dedicate an entire slideshow to them, especially as it was just announced that Vanessa is going to be the new face for Miu Miu and Johnny is one of the actors filling Heath Ledger’s shoes in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Kookaliciousness. Keep reading »

Why Did You Tattoo Your Leg, Gwyneth?

Gwyneth Paltrow got a “C” tattooed on her thigh, Cindy Adams reported in today’s New York Post. That’s “C” for Chris Martin and Coldplay. I don’t understand getting a tattoo in honor of a significant other — a blood relative, maybe (after all, you’re already stuck with them forever). Perhaps this is a highly pessimistic opinion, but I think getting tattooed with someone’s name almost guarantees the relationship won’t last, as a few celebs have learned…
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Johnny Depp & Trojan To Pair Up?

Trojan has asked Johnny Depp to be the spokesman for their brand, hoping that he’ll star in TV commercials promoting magnums (we knew it!) and help them with their sex safe campaign in which the brand plans to send free condoms to Third World countries. DListed suggests that the tagline for the Magnum campaign be, “If if it’s big enough for Johnny, it’s big enough for you”, which cracks us up and also makes us kind of hot. [DListed] Keep reading »

Girl Crush Alert! Vanessa Paradis

At one point we knocked Vanessa Paradis for a terrible performance she gave at a European Awards Show. But only because we knew she could do so much better! Johnny Depp is rumored to have directed Vanessa’s new video for her song “L’Incendie” — longtime fans of her music, we’re psyched by the cool rock ‘n’ roll meets French pop vibe. We also think it’s wicked cool that Vanessa left that massive gap between her teeth, instead of getting veneers like every pop tartlet we have in the States. She’s hot. Keep reading »

The Daily Hotness: Johnny Depp

Just when you thought you couldn’t want to bone Johnny Depp more, he finds a new way to reach out and touch you. While he may be filming a movie called Public Enemies, privately, Depp is a hero. When one of his teenage fans in the U.K., Sophie Wilkinson, was in a bad car accident that put her in a coma, her father desperately wrote her favorite actor, J.D., hoping he could help. The Pirates of the Caribbean star, moved by the story, recorded a special message for her in his “Jack Sparrow” voice. When they played the tape, the teen made her first move in five months of hospitalization, tapping her right leg, finally giving her parents hope that she’ll recover. Swoon! [IDLYITW] Keep reading »

Where Are The Wrinkles And Zits?

Magazines tamper with photos to make women appear skinnier, more busty, and wrinkle-free. That’s a given. But in movies, you can sometimes see a little breakout or some crow’s feet on an actor’s face when there’s a closeup shot. It might be a little mean or insensitive, but I find it reassuring to know that even really attractive people get zits every now and again. Sadly, though, these minor blemishes in movies will be going the way of the double-chin in magazines. With Photoshop-like programs, post-production companies can correct or change colors, erasing frown lines, and shave off 5-o’clock shadows, and it’s happening more often now that the cost has gone down. Digital coloring specialist Stefan Sonnenfeld told NPR that he had touched up Tom Cruise’s face in Mission Impossible: III and Johnny Depp’s in Sweeney Todd, and some stars even have digital coloring written into their contracts. Perhaps this will negate the need for Botox? [NPR] Keep reading »

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