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Umm, Johnny Depp Isn’t Actually All That Stylish, GQ

Johnny Depp is looking all sorts of fine shirtless on the cover of GQ’s “Most Stylish Men” issue, most likely because he’s Johnny Depp and looking all sorts of fine is pretty much his thing. We could look at shirtless Johnny Depp all day, secretly imagining bizarre scenarios that would all somehow result in us being really, really close to Johnny Depp and him not pressing charges. But here’s the thing: Johnny (we’re on a first name basis) is sexy, not particularly stylish. These, dear readers, are two very different qualities. Some men — like Pharell, who is also one of GQ’s top 25 — manage to be both. Depp, on the other hand, only has the hot part really down pat. Keep reading »

The Most Stylish Man In The World Does Not Need A Shirt

GQ put the eternally gorgeous Johnny Depp on their February cover, dubbing him “The Most Stylish Man In The World.” So stylish, it seems, that he doesn’t even need clothing. [GQ.com] Keep reading »

In Bed With … Johnny Depp

VITAL STATS:
Born:
June 9, 1963 at 8:44 a.m. in Owensboro, Kentucky
Sun Sign: Gemini
Ascendant: Leo
Moon: Capricorn
Mercury: Taurus
Venus: Taurus
Mars: Virgo

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What About (Johnny Depp’s) Bob?

The Sexiest Man Alive was welcomed by fans at the Tokyo Airport — I wonder if they liked his delightfully Anna Wintour-esque bob? Keep reading »

“Mr. & Mrs. Smith” Part Two? Angelina And Johnny To Star In A Movie Together

If you asked 20 random people to pick the world’s hottest man and woman to throw together in a movie, 18 of them would probably give you the same answer—Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. Do not worry, folks, this pairing is in the works. It appears that the two will be teaming up for “The Tourist.” Angie has already signed on, and Johnny is expected to make it official shortly. And, thankfully, the Julian Fellowes-penned screenplay is chock-full of sex scenes. After the jump, the steamy scenes you can look forward to, excerpted courtesy of PopEater and Life & Style. Yes, this will sound like a bad harlequin romance novel. Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive For The Second Time

Now, I’m as big a Johnny Depp fan as anyone, and he is a vast improvement over last year’s pick, Hugh Jackman, but would it kill People to think outside the box? There are only a dozen or so real leading men in the entertainment industry — are they planning on rotating the title between them for the next 20 years? Anyhoo, other men in the issue include Ryan Reynolds (who I thought might/should win this year, given his amazing abs and upcoming role in the “Green Hornet” movie), Robert Pattinson (duh), Bradley Cooper, the guys from “Glee,” and Mr. Mariah Carey Nick Cannon. Who wins your vote for sexiest man alive? [People] Keep reading »

Not Cool: When Did Brad Pitt Wake Up And Decide He Was Jack Sparrow?

Brad Pitt, eternally hot actor and father of 1,000 children, has been rocking a rather bohemian-looking beard thingy for a while now. Usually I am willing to give BP the benefit of the doubt, style- and grooming-wise, but now things have gone too far. At a recent press event Brad was spotted with little beads woven into his beard fur, as if he was channeling Johnny Depp’s “Pirates of the Caribbean” character. Here’s the thing Brad: Johnny was actually in all three of those movies, so he’s the only one who’s allowed to take the look home with him at night, OK? Shave it. Just shave it. Keep reading »

Winona Ryder: She’s Baaacck!

Everyone’s favorite sullen minx from “Beetlejuice” has returned to the spotlight! Closing in on 40, the formerly sticky-fingered Winona Ryder has descended from her pedestal for an interview with BlackBook. Why? She’s got a movie to promote (“The Private Lives of Pippa Lee”), dammit! After the jump, the best of what wacky Winona spewed. Keep reading »

Star In Your Very Own Erotic Novel!

For your enjoyment, here is an excerpt from Johnny Depp and Ami Angelowicz: Fever in France:

“Mon Ami.” “Bizou Johnny.” Ami dismounts her little yellow bicycle and Johnny follows. Tired from a day of cycling about town—Museé Rodin, Tour Eiffel, crêpes de sucre, and passionate kisses on Rive Gauche—Ami finally collapses in the pristine Parisian grass of the Jardin de Luxembourg, stretching and soaking in the fall sun. Johnny opens the picnic basket he has been carrying on his handlebars all day. “Madame … ” he gestures to an unopened bottle of wine ready to serve. “Wine for the lady?” It’s a fine deep red.

OK, so maybe I don’t have a future as a writer of romantic novels (and pardon my French, by the way), but I just got so carried away imagining a page from my soon-to-be published, customized erotic novel created by UStar Books and Novels. Yes, correct. You can create a novel starring you tailor-made to contain all of your most personal tastes and erotic desires. So perfect because it appeals to my romanticism and narcissism, all at once! Keep reading »

“Alice In Wonderland” Looks Like The Best Movie Ever

The trailer for Tim Burton’s “Alice In Wonderland” has finally come down the rabbit hole and it looks a-maaaazing. Johnny Depp, in particular, looks deliciously wicked, definitely channeling the same dark kookiness of his version of Willy Wonka. Only this time, we hope his brilliance is fully appreciated. With Wonka, he could not escape comparisons to Gene Wilder, but his Mad Hatter can only be held up against a cartoon — we’re sure he’ll hold his own. Keep reading »

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