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The Many Faces Of Johnny Depp

According to this chart and my math, Johnny Depp on-screen personas are bangable about 84 percent of the time. [via Reddit] Keep reading »

Quotable: Vanessa Paradis Loves Johnny Depp’s Loyalty … And Everything Else

“I could make an endless list of all the things I admire about him, but above all I admire his immense loyalty. I love watching him when he’s thoughtful or involved in something. I love observing him when he is talking to people. I love seeing how he deals with situations. … I could go on and on, tell you I admire him as an actor, as a father and as the man he is for me. But more than anything, I admire him as a person. Not only when he is talking to me or his mother, but as a person in the world, in all kinds of situations. I think he is magnificent. Truly magnificent.”

—Vanessa Paradis gabs to Marie Claire UK about her man of 12 years and baby daddy, Johnny Depp. I think he’s pretty magnificent, too! I guess she’s not leaving him anytime soon. I’ll have to find someone else. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Paints Vanessa Paradis (And More)

Johnny Depp revealed his skills as an artist in this weekend’s issue of Madame Figaro, guest-edited by longtime partner Vanessa Paradis. Besides this portrait of Vanessa, the magazine ran his renderings of Marlon Brando, Keith Richards, and Julian Schnabel. Do you think Johnny is as talented a visual artist as he is an actor? [The Fashion Spot via SassyBella] Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Directs A Music Video, We Swoon

Johnny Depp, will you do me a favor? Can you do something gruesomely unattractive? Perhaps kick a puppy, fart loudly in public, or do a detailed interview about your athlete’s foot—something to distract us from your hotness and all-around awesomeness. The latest Depp move that will make you swoon? He’s directed a music video for British indie rockers Babybird. This vid for “Unlovable” is a reinterpretation of Ambrose Bierce’s short story, “An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge,” which was also the basis for an iconic “Twilight Zone” episode. It’s pretty dope, no? [NY Mag] Keep reading »

Quickies: Johnny Depp Or Orlando Bloom, Who’s Hotter? Plus, Another Dumb, Lovesick Criminal

  • Who’s the ultimate teen heartthrob, Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom? Vote now. [TrèsSugar]
  • You know those women who flirt with all men, even the ones they’re not attracted to? Well, this is why they do it. [Your Tango]
  • And now for some graphic proof that skinny jeans on men aren’t the right move. [College Humor]

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Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Katie Holmes Is A Baby Machine? Angelina And Johnny?

Another week, another round of rumors. Thank goodness we had the Oscars this weekend to bring everyone together in one place, creating a breeding ground for drama! It’s inevitable when you put all the beautiful people together that something sexy will happen. Because we’re so generous, we took out the hard part of reading the tabloids yourself. We’ve plucked the best stories for you, after the jump. We wouldn’t want you to get ink on your fingertips or anything. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Vanessa Paradis Supposedly Fears Johnny Depp Working With Angelina Jolie

  • Vanessa Paradis has reportedly ordered Johnny Depp to quit “The Tourist” because she doesn’t want to be another Angelina Jolie love casualty. [NY Post]
  • Rumor has it that Wyclef Jean’s wife, Marie Claudinette, forced him to fire his manager, Lisa Ellis, after finding nude photos of her on his phone. [NY Daily News]
  • Tiger Woods‘ college girlfriend has come to his defense. Reminding Elin Nordegren of all the other women in his life is not a good way to get him back in her good graces. [PopEater]

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Johnny Depp Has Put A Spell On You

When we saw the title of this post, “‘I Put a Spell on You’ Single & Video for Haiti, Feat. Johnny Depp,” we were like, what, our boyfriend can sing? But then we watched the video, and we were like, ah, no. In order to help post-earthquake relief and rescue efforts in Haiti, musicians Nick Cave, Mick Jones, Chrissy Hynde, and Mr. Depp got together to cover the Screamin’ Jay Hawkins track, “I Put a Spell on You.” Cave et al. do the singing, while Depp stands around watching the action, looking like a hot homeless guy, and then busts out his guitar and jams on it a bit. This ain’t your momma’s “We Are the World,” and we like it. [Racked] Keep reading »

Why So Serious, Johnny?

What looks to be a freshly showered Johnny Depp stares forlornly into the distance on the set of his film “The Tourist.” [Venice, Italy, 3/1/10] Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Wants A Cameo In “21 Jump Street” The Movie

Before Johnny Depp solidified his status as my dream man in “Edward Scissorhands,” he made me swoon weekly as the hottest undercover cop ever on “21 Jump Street.” Now that “21 Jump Street” is getting a film makeover, I’m wondering if there is any chance that we will see Johnny as our beloved Tom Hanson. It just may be. In a recent interview, Johnny expressed interest in making an appearance in the flick. “I’m hoping they’ll let me do a cameo … someone will say, ‘Whatever happened to Tom Hanson?’ and they’ll find me somewhere hoarding jars of peanut butter and shaking in my underpants,” Depp joked. Underpants? Peanut butter? Johnny Depp? This sounds like an erotic dream I once had. As Liz Lemon would say, “I want to go to there.” [News Briefs] Keep reading »

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