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Nerd Girl Porn: The Wacky Fashion of Johnny Depp

Julie GersteinMay 11, 2012 //
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Before any of you freak out, please know we have a deep and unabiding love for Mr. Johnny Depp. He’s amazing. He’s friggin’ adorable. And he will always be our number 1 (or 3) crush ever since he starred in the original “21 Jump Street.” But the man is clearly uncomfortable with being People’s Sexiest Man Alive because he mostly dresses like a country hobo just down to the city for a spoon jamboree. This has not in any way lessened our affections for him — nothing really could, not even the horrible “Rum Diaries.” — but take a gander at his sartorial history and tell me he’s not totally effing with us.

Hot Links: Johnny Depp Said He Was “Angry” Until He Became A Dad

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 8, 2012 //
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  • Johnny Depp shares how becoming a father changed him as a man. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Model Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to a baby boy named Noah Phoenix yesterday! Mazel tov! [TooFab]
  • On your knees, ladies. If you want your man to last longer in the sack, you’re gonna have to blow him a little. [YourTango] Keep reading »

Well Played: Bella Heathcote At The “Dark Shadows” Premiere

Julie GersteinMay 8, 2012 //
Well Played: Leelee
The actress nails this uncommon dress. Read More »
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Taylor Schilling at the premiere of "The Lucky One." Read More »
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A deviation from Coco's usual boob-baring extremes. Read More »

We’ve never really heard of Bella Heathcote before, but we do know she’s in the new “Dark Shadows” remake starring opposite Johnny Depp, who will no doubt be channeling some version of Keith Richards. We also know she’s got pretty major bangs, and has yet to offend us sartorially, having picked a very lovely cream frilly thing to wear to the film’s Los Angeles premiere. Good show, Ms. Heathcote, good show!

10 Fun Facts About The Original “21 Jump Street”

StarpulseMarch 15, 2012 //

As part of Hollywood’s never-ending pillaging of the TV landscape of my youth, the big-screen reboot of “21 Jump Street” hits theaters this Friday. Having been a huge fan of the show, I was opposed to the film from the get-go. However, after hearing that most (if not all) of the main cast members have cameos, and that the movie has very little in common with the series aside from the title and basic premise, I’m not so dead set against it. Besides, if it does well, there’s a good chance that some network will start airing reruns of the original show, allowing me to rekindle my once-raging crush on Peter DeLuise.

Before Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum go undercover this weekend, let’s look back at the days when Johnny Deppwas the baby-faced cop by whom we all wanted to be arrested. Here are 10 fun facts about the original “21 Jump Street” series that you may or may not know. Read more…

Vanessa Paradis Makes “Mind Your Own Business” Sound So Eloquent

Jessica WakemanJanuary 25, 2012 //
Johnny Splits?
Rumor has it Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are dunzo. Read More »
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“You know, when I eat three peas, I’m pregnant. When I visit a city, I’m buying a house. In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It’s been 15 years since I’ve been getting married every year. In addition, I have to answer all these rumors!”

— Vanessa Paradis gets the prize for the best “mind your own business” response to a journalist asking her about the alleged Johnny Depp breakup. The rumor is that Vanessa and Johnny — who never married but have two kids together — are separating because he has fallen for his “Dark Shadows” co-star Eva Green, who is also a gorgeous Frenchwoman. We were hoping this split was just vicious gossip, but everybody knows a People magazine cover means business.  [Starpulse]

A Nostalgic Look Back At Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis

Rachel KrauseJanuary 19, 2012 //
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A Sexy Retrospective
Johnny Depp's many roles -- and hot looks -- over the years. Read More »

The latest in celebrity breakup-related depression is the alleged separation of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. I heard the rumors just last week, and chalked them up to just that — rumors. Neither of the two parties have come forward with an official statement but, lo and behold, they’ve landed the cover story of this week’s People with a tale of “love gone wrong” and “their separate lives.” The cover continues to read:

After 13 years and two kids, the couple’s longtime relationship has hit the rocks. Inside the secretive stars troubled love life.

As much as I don’t want to believe it, it’s People. People never gets it wrong, and especially not on the cover. I’m interpreting this story as one of sad truth. In honor of Johnny and Vanessa’s time together, here’s a look back at some of the couple’s appearances over the past 13 years. I wish all the best for them and their children.

Morning Quickies: Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis To Split?

Jessica WakemanJanuary 6, 2012 //
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Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are splitting after two years. Read More »
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  • ‘Tis the season for breakups: Johnny Depp and longterm girlfriend Vanessa Paradis are headed for a split, a source tells RadarOnline. “People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end,” the source said. Depp is reportedly talking to lawyers about how to handle a split from Paradis, with whom he has two kids. [RadarOnline]
  • Sienna Miller is pregnant! She’s expecting a child with Tom Sturridge, her boyfriend of one year. After getting with Tom, Sienna had broken up with Jue Law for the second time. [US Weekly]
  • Emma Roberts  has put her freshman year studies at Sarah Lawrence College in Bronxville, New York, on hold for now. [Life & Style]
  • Good to know: Pepto Bismol can double as blush in a pinch. [Refinery 29]
  • Chelsea Handler trashed a lady wrestler on her show and got challenged to a match by pro female wrestler Beth Phoenix . [Crushable] Keep reading »

28 Hot Dudes Holding Cameras

Amelia McDonell-ParryNovember 30, 2011 //

Unexpected Nerd Girl Porn Alert! theBERRY has a gallery of 28 extremely attractive dudes holding cameras that gave me a sudden and surprising girl boner this afternoon. I could make a point-and-shoot joke here, but shall refrain and instead suggest you click on over to peruse the pics yourself. 

Ahoy, Matey: “Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” On DVD!

The FriskyOctober 6, 2011 //

Just in time for Halloween, “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” is out on DVD! The 4th installment of the franchise sees Johnny Depp’s wiley Captain Jack Sparrow leading a quest to find the Fountain of Youth in the Americas (as if Johnny Depp doesn’t get better with age). Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane and even more action than the previous films make this movie more than running around drunk at Disneyland. Check out the trailer!

This post was sponsored by “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.”

Johnny Depp: A Sexy Retrospective

Ami AngelowiczOctober 6, 2011 //
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How is it humanly possible that at age 48, Johnny Depp is sexier than he was when I used to rip his photos out of Tiger Beat? From Officer Tom Hanson to Captain Jack Sparrow, this man is aging like a bottle of the French Bordeaux of which he is so fond. There’s a reason why he’s been voted People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive … twice! Light up a Cuban cigar and click away to admire some of the irresistible iconoclast’s finest moments.

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